Since we're famously anti-social in our better moments, we’re happy to announce a new partnership with The Water Coolest, a daily business & markets email newsletter that we have been reading and enjoying for a few months now.
We like that they call themselves the “preferred handicap stall reading material of corporate cogs,” but we really like that they offered to write the Opening Bell for us. We also see some actual synergy here. These guys seem to get whatever it is we do here and they appear clever. They've also allowed us to tattoo #DraftDimon on one of them, so they are clearly easy to manipulate.
Because we like them, and because they seem hardworking despite being cynically smart, you’ll get a taste of The Water Coolest in your inbox every single morning when they take over the Opening Bell.
In time, you'll learn to tolerate them like you almost have the rest of us.
But if you prefer not to wait, you can sign up to get The Water Coolest delivered for free every weekday at 7 AM EST.