If Jose Canseco Can’t Be Fed Chair, UN Ambassador, He Guesses He’ll Settle For White House Chief Of Staff

But only if the job includes overseeing the president’s diet, exercise routine.
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For reasons passing understanding, President Trump declined to name noted gold bug, cryptocurrency pioneer and central banking analyst Jose Canseco chairman of the Federal Reserve. Nor, apparently, did the famously diplomatic chief executive think the former baseball slugger and steroid enthusiast had quite the right temperament to represent this country at the United Nations. It seems, however, that president might just have been keeping Canseco, like Anthony Scaramucci before him, on the shelf until the right job(s) opened up. As far as Canseco’s concerned, that’s about to happen. Here’s hoping it works out better than it did for the Mooch.

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