Market Plunges In Shock After Jay Powell Does Exactly What He Said He Was Going To Do

Guess who isn't a cuck anymore...

Author:: Thornton McEnery
Updated:: Jan 14, 2019
Original:: Dec 19, 2018

Happy Holidays from your daddy, Jerome Powell.

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He played you fools, and he's going to spend 2019 playing you even harder.

Sweet dreams, losers.

PowellYellen

Jay-net Powell is not some trifling side piece.

PowellCuck

By using logic and reasoning, Jay Powell played hisself.

TrumpMarketGhost

Well, this is a new idea.

PowellCuck

Also, FOMC holds rates steady for June.

dimon-v-dimon

Sorry, Jay, you're just not a fit with the next administration.

Jay Powell Not A Cuck

The Fed Chair is apparently finally done ironing his big boy pants.

PowellYellen

Janet Yellen is having a real fun afternoon.

geniejimcramer

The Mad One is now openly applying to be Donald Trump's central banker.