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Market Plunges In Shock After Jay Powell Does Exactly What He Said He Was Going To Do

Guess who isn't a cuck anymore...

Happy Holidays from your daddy, Jerome Powell.

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He played you fools, and he's going to spend 2019 playing you even harder.

Sweet dreams, losers.



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