Market Plunges In Shock After Jay Powell Does Exactly What He Said He Was Going To Do

Guess who isn't a cuck anymore...

Author:
Thornton McEnery
Updated:
Jan 14, 2019
Original:
Dec 19, 2018

Happy Holidays from your daddy, Jerome Powell.

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He played you fools, and he's going to spend 2019 playing you even harder.

Sweet dreams, losers.

PowellYellen

Jay-net Powell is not some trifling side piece.

PowellCuck

By using logic and reasoning, Jay Powell played hisself.

TrumpMarketGhost

Well, this is a new idea.

PowellCuck

Also, FOMC holds rates steady for June.

dimon-v-dimon

Sorry, Jay, you're just not a fit with the next administration.

Jay Powell Not A Cuck

The Fed Chair is apparently finally done ironing his big boy pants.

geniejimcramer

The Mad One is now openly applying to be Donald Trump's central banker.

Wall Street Intervention

Listen, investors aren't proud about they would do to cop a rate cut in June, but they're on their knees and everything is on the table

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