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Reach Out With Your Feelings, Jay Powell, And FEEL The Market

Well, this is a new idea.

"Size matters not. Look at my hands. Judge me by their size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Market, and a powerful ally it is. Speculation creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and often blinds us. Naive beings are we, not this orange matter. You must feel the Market around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, Goldman Sachs, yes. Even between the Fed and reality."


Jay Powell Not A Cuck

Powell To Trump: Get Off My F'ing Lawn, Donald

The Fed Chair is apparently finally done ironing his big boy pants.


Jay Powell Is A Cuck

By using logic and reasoning, Jay Powell played hisself.


Jay Powell Is Janet Yellen's Trap Queen

Jay-net Powell is not some trifling side piece.


Jim Cramer Wants To Be Fed Chair

The Mad One is now openly applying to be Donald Trump's central banker.


The Fed Is Learning What Being Donald Trump's Ex-Girlfriend Feels Like

He "totally" wants Jay Powell to be independent...he just wishes that he made better choices, y'know?


BigMouth Jay Powell Is Not President-Elect Dimon's First Choice For Fed Chair

Sorry, Jay, you're just not a fit with the next administration.