This is not one of our jokes. This is real news.
We can't even add to this. We Literally nothing...other than this:
and maybe also this:
Honestly, we're just mad that we didn't think of this already.
The president's economic hiring strategy is the best thing that's ever happened to old white guys with objectively bad ideas.
Congratulations on your nomination, Jim Cramer.
Whenever Stephen Moore opens his mouth or picks up a pen, his prospects darken.
"Listen, Jimmy and Carl, you just put your fingers in your earholes like so, and then hum really loud until your brain fills with sound..."
It's time to build a wall around Larry Kudlow.
Just when you thought things couldn't get any more absurd, John Paulson lets Donald Trump lecture him on debt.
In Trump's America, we leave the nerd policy stuff to rich traders and bankruptcy investors.
Stephen Moore seems pretty skeptical of Stephen Moore's chances here.
