This is not one of our jokes. This is real news.
We can't even add to this. We Literally nothing...other than this:
and maybe also this:
Honestly, we're just mad that we didn't think of this already.
The president's economic hiring strategy is the best thing that's ever happened to old white guys with objectively bad ideas.
"Listen, Jimmy and Carl, you just put your fingers in your earholes like so, and then hum really loud until your brain fills with sound..."
Just when you thought things couldn't get any more absurd, John Paulson lets Donald Trump lecture him on debt.
In Trump's America, we leave the nerd policy stuff to rich traders and bankruptcy investors.
The Trump/Icahn bromance is in its super-sexy monetary policy phase.
This is getting Faulknerian.
Mick Mulvaney's budget is great if you hate workable economic policy and love insane Obama revenge porn.
No, it has nothing to do with his tiny, tiny hands.