Remember when the Snap IPO was the most embarrassing social media moment for the New York Stock Exchange?
Welp...
Even Tom Farley would have stopped this.
Don't move a fucking muscle, Nasdaq.
It turns out that Evan Spiegel really wasn't told how the public markets work.
But you Tom Farley, with the cone hats and the plastic kazoos? I want to party with you cowboy
The primary mechanism through which capital flows in our economy just needs a little time-out, you guys, says a man who quotes Wells Fargo on purpose.
You're never getting paid back, Deutsche Bank.
If you can't move a Manhattan condo for more than $10 million, then why aren't you already in cash?
Lloyd Blankfein seems lonely, you guys.
This is some real good Silicon Valley hubris.
Our prayers have been answered, for Kuddles hath returned.
