Remember when the Snap IPO was the most embarrassing social media moment for the New York Stock Exchange?
Welp...
Even Tom Farley would have stopped this.
Don't move a fucking muscle, Nasdaq.
It turns out that Evan Spiegel really wasn't told how the public markets work.
But you Tom Farley, with the cone hats and the plastic kazoos? I want to party with you cowboy
If you can't move a Manhattan condo for more than $10 million, then why aren't you already in cash?
The primary mechanism through which capital flows in our economy just needs a little time-out, you guys, says a man who quotes Wells Fargo on purpose.
You're never getting paid back, Deutsche Bank.
Lloyd Blankfein seems lonely, you guys.
This is some real good Silicon Valley hubris.
Our prayers have been answered, for Kuddles hath returned.