Remember when the Snap IPO was the most embarrassing social media moment for the New York Stock Exchange?
Welp...
Even Tom Farley would have stopped this.
Don't move a fucking muscle, Nasdaq.
It turns out that Evan Spiegel really wasn't told how the public markets work.
But you Tom Farley, with the cone hats and the plastic kazoos? I want to party with you cowboy
You're never getting paid back, Deutsche Bank.
The primary mechanism through which capital flows in our economy just needs a little time-out, you guys, says a man who quotes Wells Fargo on purpose.
Lord Blankfein is the new Kanye of Finance Twitter.
Donald Trump is basically Milton Friedman, if Milton Friedman boned aging porn stars and knew jackshit about markets.
Turns out that the Saudis have a real problem with bad tweets.
We know what you're up to, DJ D-Sol.