Remember when the Snap IPO was the most embarrassing social media moment for the New York Stock Exchange?


Even Tom Farley would have stopped this.

Don't move a fucking muscle, Nasdaq.



Tom Farley's Greatest Act At NYSE Was Pranking Snap Into Going Public

It turns out that Evan Spiegel really wasn't told how the public markets work.

Meanwhile, Over At NYSE

But you Tom Farley, with the cone hats and the plastic kazoos? I want to party with you cowboy


The Stock Market Is Just "Taking A Little Pause," Says The Actual President Of The United States Of America

The primary mechanism through which capital flows in our economy just needs a little time-out, you guys, says a man who quotes Wells Fargo on purpose.


We Have Proof That The Bull Market Is Already Dead

If you can't move a Manhattan condo for more than $10 million, then why aren't you already in cash?


You Should See The Tweets In Lloyd's Drafts Folder

Lord Blankfein is the new Kanye of Finance Twitter.