NYSE Is Triggered And Saucy About Being Called "Nice-Y" Which Is What Everyone Should Call It Forever

Hi Nice-y, you triggered saucy, bitch.

Author:: Thornton McEnery
Publish date:: Jan 28, 2019
Updated on: Jan 28, 2019

Hi Nice-y, you triggered saucy, bitch.

Remember when the Snap IPO was the most embarrassing social media moment for the New York Stock Exchange?

Welp...

Even Tom Farley would have stopped this.

Don't move a fucking muscle, Nasdaq.

SNAP.Stampede

It turns out that Evan Spiegel really wasn't told how the public markets work.

But you Tom Farley, with the cone hats and the plastic kazoos? I want to party with you cowboy

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The primary mechanism through which capital flows in our economy just needs a little time-out, you guys, says a man who quotes Wells Fargo on purpose.

(Trump image courtesy Flickr user Gage Skidmore)

You're never getting paid back, Deutsche Bank.

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This is some real good Silicon Valley hubris.

Larry Kudlow Returns

Our prayers have been answered, for Kuddles hath returned.

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WHERE IS HE?

Elon Musk Smoking

Elon Musk is an addict and Tesla needs to intervene.