Dealbreaker has a whole fresh new look for our old stale jokes.

As you might have figured out by now, things look a little different around here.

We have cleaned up this old garbage bag of a site and made it faster, cleaner and easier to use. Our content will remain middling to okay, but we feel that this middle-age crisis facelift will make us more at least somewhat more appealing in this media hellscape. There is more to come on this new platform so keep up the habit of checking in to be disappointed by what you find.

The comments are still being worked on and might be a bit janky [we are quite literally the last site who cares about giving you monsters a voice] so pretend to have some patience with us there. We're certain that it will be easier going forward to make up a fake name and tell us how much you miss Bess.

And as always, please feel free to send any of your darkest gossip to tips@dealbreaker.com

-The Management

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Do you want to write things on Dealbreaker? We are looking for one or more people to join our current stable of columnists to write stuff on Dealbreaker. Topics could include private equity, hedge funds, b-school, stripping one’s way through b-school, or something that has absolutely nothing to do with any of those things but which you are particularly passionate about. If you’re interested, get in touch and let us know your background and what you’d be interested in writing about. If you are currently gainfully employed on Wall Street (and would like to stay that way) for a firm that would not look favorably on a part-time writing career, anonymous/pseudonymous columns are fine.

Housekeeping: Dealbreaker Is Looking For Columnists

Do you want to write things on Dealbreaker? We are looking for a few more regular columnists to write regularly on the areas of their expertise and interest. Topics could include private equity, hedge funds, b-school, stripping one’s way through b-school, or something that has absolutely nothing to do with any of those things but which you are particularly passionate about. Topics like "what I am thinking about this week" or "finance!" will probably be less successful. If you are interested, and can commit to writing a column each week or so, please get in touch and tell us who you are (a resume if you want, or just what you do) and what you'd like to write about. A sample post on your idea would also be great. As always, if you are currently gainfully employed on Wall Street (and would like to stay that way) for a firm that would not look favorably on a part-time writing career, anonymous/pseudonymous columns are fine.

Housekeeping: Foreign Correspondents

Do you live in London or Hong Kong, Tokyo, Singapore or another Asian financial capital? Do you want to write about the financial industry there, for Dealbreaker? Great news!

Housekeeping: Dealbreaker Access

With the proliferation of smart phones and tablets in the financial community, there are now more ways than ever to access Dealbreaker content beyond your desktop browser. For those of you unable to access Dealbreaker through your work computer, you can easily access Dealbreaker.com through the web browser on any mobile device. Dealbreaker stories are available on the Flipboard, Google Currents, and Pulse readers, and we will be launching on more mobile readers shortly. Dealbreaker is also accessible through Bloomberg using the command NH BLG_DEALBREAKER . If you have not yet accessed Dealbreaker through your mobile browser, please give it a try now. We also encourage you to download the readers in the Apple App Store or Android Marketplace to access Dealbreaker through a mobile reader.