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We're not even going to comment on this, we're just going to let this one item from today's Politico Morning Money Speak for itself...

HAPPENING TODAY — Henry Kissinger, Tom Friedman and Steve Schwarzman will keynote a full-day conference at MIT about the future of artificial intelligence in an event that is part of a celebration of MIT’s new Schwarzman College of Computing, established with a $350 million donation from Schwarzman, a close Trump ally and major GOP donor.

Congratulations to the one person who - we assume has to exist - is erotically turned on by this, and apologies to literally everyone else.


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Where In The World Is Larry Kudlow?

The market is bleeding from the face and Kuddles is not on TV...are we all going to die?

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Elon Musk At The Movies: The Commuter

A thriller about why we need Hyperloop? Elon likes!


Jim Cramer Wants To Be Fed Chair

The Mad One is now openly applying to be Donald Trump's central banker.

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Martin Shkreli Gets Seven Years In Federal Prison For Being Martin Shkreli

We didn't know that "Historically Huge Asshole" was in the federal sentencing guidelines.


Of Course Steve Mnuchin Is Going To Saudi Arabia

We can think of no better situation for Secretary Mouthbreather than an empty business conference hosted by a totalitarian state pretending that it hasn't murdered anybody.