We're not even going to comment on this, we're just going to let this one item from today's Politico Morning Money Speak for itself...

HAPPENING TODAY — Henry Kissinger, Tom Friedman and Steve Schwarzman will keynote a full-day conference at MIT about the future of artificial intelligence in an event that is part of a celebration of MIT’s new Schwarzman College of Computing, established with a $350 million donation from Schwarzman, a close Trump ally and major GOP donor.

Congratulations to the one person who - we assume has to exist - is erotically turned on by this, and apologies to literally everyone else.

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