Hey, there's a super regional bank merger hitting the news. Feels like 2012 all over again! 

We wonder if anyone will say something crazy...

That sound you hear is every single investment banker at Citi grabbing some kind of blunt weapon off their desk and ordering an Uber to Englewood Cliffs.

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