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"Not!" - Borat ... and Deutsche Bank. The former bulge bracket bank has a new plan for getting itself on the straight and narrow: not spending $4B on consumer relief. Instead of spending $4.1B on consumer mortgage assistance as part of a mortgage-crises settlement, DB will plow the money into new loans ... you know, the kind that make the bank more money. Of course, the bank is simply taking advantage of US Justice Department leniency on financial-crisis settlements.

Deutsche Bank Reverses Pledge to Help Distressed Homeowners  [Bloomberg]


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Opening Bell 3.18.19

DB is the Mazda Miata of financial institutions ...


Opening Bell 5.24.19

*Christian Sewing begins updating LinkedIn*


Opening Bell 7.8.19

Deutsche Banks goes all "it's not you, it's me" to 18k employees ...

Shouldn't even be looking at this logo.

Opening Bell 3.19.19

Want to know how to trigger white dudes in the financial services industry?

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Opening Bell 2.24.19

Sooo who gets to stay in the Presidential Suite at Mar-a-lago?

Shouldn't even be looking at this logo.

Opening Bell 2.22.19

And you thought people with AirPods were insufferable ...