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'Serial' killer

Need proof that Spotify is sitting on piles of AirPod money? Napster’s more sophisticated older cousin acquired not one, but two players in the podcast space: Gimlet Media and Anchor.

Gimlet, the 5-year-old podcast studio is known for its in-depth, high-production-quality ‘casts. Think: Masterpiece Classic meets the Joe Rogan Experience.

Anchor, on the other hand, is a podcast creation and publishing platform that has broken down barriers to entry in the space. The company claims to be home to more than 40% of the world's new podcasts. So you can thank them for allowing everyone with a larynx and a microphone to have their voice heard.

But why?

The shopping spree is part of Spotify’s plan to become more than just Pandora for rich people. Spotify, already the second largest podcasting platform in the world, plans to spend $500M in 2019 as part of a massive growth initiative. The Gimlet deal alone was estimated at $230M.

The world’s largest streamer currently only monetizes original podcasts but sees an opportunity in Anchor's proprietary monetization platform that allows all voices to court ad dollars.

Spotify has 207M monthly active users, 96M of which are paying subscribers. For the quarter ended December 31st, the Swedish streamer posted a surprise €442M profit vs. an expected loss.

Spotify Is Acquiring Pair of Podcasting Companies, Signaling Broad Ambitions [WSJ]


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