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What do you do if you're the existentially beleaguered, least-trusted bank in America?

Well, not this:

And if you do end up doing this, you likely shouldn't explain it thusly:

[please read the responses, they are glorious.]

And while every bank has a tech snafu now and then, Wells Fargo stopped being just another bank awhile ago, so when it looks dead, the market is more liable to start kicking it:

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Our advice remains the same Wells Fargo...He's out there.

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