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Umm, all major indices ended the day in the red again today...

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The bells have rung, the damage is done and we still have seen neither hair nor hide of Wall Street's condescending WASP uncle, Larry Kudlow.

What is happening?! Did Trump misplace him?

We know this is the time of year that Kuddles spends getting furious about having to pay even a cent of taxes, but can he not pull himself away for some Plunge Protection Team duties? 

Surely some people in the White House know that Kevin Hassett's dipshit smiling face won't do anything for the Russell 2000. We need Larry to keep this nonsense stock market humming.


We demand to know.


Larry Kudlow Returns

Larry Kudlow Has Been Found Alive, Well And Back On his Bullshit

Our prayers have been answered, for Kuddles hath returned.

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Where In The World Is Larry Kudlow?

The market is bleeding from the face and Kuddles is not on TV...are we all going to die?


Larry Kudlow Explains To CNBC That Trump's Comments On The Fed Are Totally Fine If You Just Ignore Them Like Larry Does

"Listen, Jimmy and Carl, you just put your fingers in your earholes like so, and then hum really loud until your brain fills with sound..."

Larry Kudlow Returns

Area Stock Market Still Being Gaslit By Controlling Older Boyfriend

Why would Larry Kudlow lie to Mr. Market? He LOVES Mr. Market!


Human Counter-Indicator Larry Kudlow Says Trade Talks With China Are Going Great

So...just burn your money for warmth in order to survive the coming war with China.

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Donald Trump Officially Trying To Kill Larry Kudlow

The president is looking to hurt Kuddle's BFF, King Dollar.