Larry Fink and other Tesla investors were treated to some wonderful news today.
Everyone’s favorite self-destructive toddler billionaire/second coming of Henry Ford was finally taking his hand off the stove, and all it took was a Securities and Exchange Commission lawsuit and several additional months of ill-advised tweets. Or has he?
He made his statement in a tweet, but the account still appeared to be active after the post.
The Tesla board can only help someone if he wants to help himself.
We get it, you're gonna produce 5000 model 3s a week
As with everything else Tesla-related, when you get into the proper magical realms, it looked more like a $2.3 billion year.
For real, just call up Crown Prince Mohammad. He’ll vouch for him.
Or at the very least, homeboy should stay out of the pool.
Forget the financials, everyone's favorite billionaire industrialist fuckboi was never going to quit the drama of being publicly traded.
