A tipster inside the emotional hell that is Deutsche Bank's NYC HQ today sends us this mindbogglingly coincidental batshit image from what appears to be the elevator bank:
It's so perfectly Deutsche to somehow leave up a sign citing the selfless volunteerism of 18,000 employees as it lays off literally 18,000 employees.
"Maybe corporate communications was part of the first round of cuts?" muses our tipster.
But, hey, at least there was nothing about BJs this time...