Donald Trump Is Not A HODLer, Does Not Want A Lambo, Has A Tremendous Amount Of FUD

He probably -- if he's honest -- has the most FUD that anyone has ever had, and his FUD is the most beautiful.

Author:: Thornton McEnery
Publish date:: Jul 12, 2019

In what will certainly be the biggest gift that cryptocurrencies have received since algos sucked real volatility out of the markets, Donald Trump has decided that he is an enemy of cryptocurrencies.

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BRB, going to put Dealbreaker's entire budget into Ethereum.

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American monetary policy is the best soap opera we have.

Jay Powell Not A Cuck

What he meant to say was don't not crash the economy by "accident."

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Goldman's former Papa Bear has tamed POTUS with his famously soothsaying grundle.

Janet Yellen JYellz

J-Yellz has become the Cardi B of monetary policy.

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"For shame, Janet Yellen!... Keep doin' what you been doin,' Vlad."

Jay Powell Not A Cuck

A bold vision to be sure.

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Even Jim Cramer has to be concerned that Jim Cramer is in the president's real thought process here.

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He's the Plaxico Burress of policy.