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When Wilbur Ross said yesterday that “The Census Bureau has started the process of printing the decennial questionnaires without the question,” it was received by many as the end of the controversy surrounding the Trump Administration's attempt to put a citizenship question on the 2020 Census. That scheme was deemed unconstitutional by the actual Supreme Court, which usually has the last say in matters like constitutional law.

But, like almost anyone who ever invested in Wilbur's private equity fund, or the legion of people who married him, The President of the United States would like everyone to know that his haughty narcoleptic Commerce Secretary is very much full of shit.

#FakeNews, in this case, being an actual statement from the actual Commerce Secretary. We know that Wilbur sleeps through a lot of meetings, but we have a hard time seeing him going rogue on this.

Even we're pretty shocked by this level of passive-aggressive savagery from Trump towards Wilbur. It's starting to feel like Wilbur might be charging fees again.



It's Starting To Feel Like Wilbur Ross Is Not Cut Out For Government Work

The slippers really should have tipped us off on this one.


Wilbur Ross: Rumors About My Disgruntled Staff Are Just Rumors Being Spread By My Disgruntled Staff

The Slipper King "fights" back on Twitter...likely needs a nap afterwards.


Wilbur Ross Would Like Congress To See What A Real Man Wears On His Feet

"Are those velvet slippers, Mr. Secretary?" "You bet your sweet ass they are, Congressman."

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Wilbur Ross Goes On TV, Says Wilbur Ross Things

It's a minor miracle that this guy is still employed by the actual government.


Wilbur Ross Might Wake Up From His Next Office Nap To Find Himself Hurtling Northward On The Acela

Rumor has it that Trump is looking to dump what's left of his Commerce Secretary.