With China willing to burn it all down, is this not a perfect time to f*ck with Mexico?

You're never getting paid back, Deutsche Bank.

Did you really believe the White House was barring all US investment in Chinese markets? What are you, Peter Navarro?

Come on, Wall Street, how many times are you going to let this weasel get your hopes up?

The Mad One is now openly applying to be Donald Trump's central banker.

Translation: Masa Son pulled the plug on this thing last night because of course he did.

The primary mechanism through which capital flows in our economy just needs a little time-out, you guys, says a man who quotes Wells Fargo on purpose.

It's a minor miracle that this guy is still employed by the actual government.