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With China willing to burn it all down, is this not a perfect time to f*ck with Mexico?

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Peter Navarro Wants To Make It Clear That All Ideas Obviously Coming From Him Should Be Treated As Fake News

Did you really believe the White House was barring all US investment in Chinese markets? What are you, Peter Navarro?

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Steve Mnuchin Is Not Your Man

Come on, Wall Street, how many times are you going to let this weasel get your hopes up?

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Dying Industry Pins Hope On Idiots Buying Into An Impossible Trade Deal

Hedge funds are finding Alpha in the fallacy of a US/China trade accord.

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Jim Cramer Wants To Be Fed Chair

The Mad One is now openly applying to be Donald Trump's central banker.

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Wilbur Ross Goes On TV, Says Wilbur Ross Things

It's a minor miracle that this guy is still employed by the actual government.