Who could have predicted this...other than everybody?
Excited to see how much bullshit we can all attempt to swallow tomorrow
With China willing to burn it all down, is this not a perfect time to f*ck with Mexico?
You're never getting paid back, Deutsche Bank.
Come on, Wall Street, how many times are you going to let this weasel get your hopes up?
The Mad One is now openly applying to be Donald Trump's central banker.
It's a minor miracle that this guy is still employed by the actual government.
The primary mechanism through which capital flows in our economy just needs a little time-out, you guys, says a man who quotes Wells Fargo on purpose.
Happy Election Day, monsters.
If you don't stop shorting Tesla, Elon's going to shoot a Japanese guy into the fucking moon.
