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When Lloyd Blankfein retired from Goldman Sachs last year, we assumed he'd take a little time to exhale and find his joy before jumping into something with both feet. After all, Lloyd is just 64 and he is a man with interests and means.

But almost 10 months into retirement, Lloyd is doing this:

Lloyd Blankfein needs a friend to talk to, and we'd like to remind him that we're here...and we're listening.

[and also that he should run for Mayor of New York City, but we'll come back to that.]

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