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Now that it’s becoming clear that Jamie Dimon will not be the 46 President of the United States, our elected representatives have some questions. Specifically, what he’s planning to do about the apparently rampant racism in one of Chase’s biggest markets, Arizona?

In two letters to Mr. Dimon on Thursday, copies of which were also sent to regulators, the lawmakers asked whether the bank planned to change its hiring, lending and other practices to ensure it is treating minorities fairly…. The senators asked Mr. Dimon to provide a list of cases in which regulators have penalized the bank for violating fair lending and employment laws over the past decade. Mr. Cleaver and Mr. Green asked for a breakdown of how many black financial advisers Chase employed in each of its branches.

We look forward to the “I’m-totally-not-running-for-president-but-here’s-another-plank-in-a-possible-platform” response.

Lawmakers Push JPMorgan Chief on How He Will Deal With Racism [NYT]
This Is What Racism Sounds Like in the Banking Industry [NYT]


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Jamie Dimon, Who Is Definitely Not Running For President, Unveils Newest Criminal Justice Reform Plan

Give him your hungry, your tired, your convicted felons yearning to, uh, say hello to people as they enter a Chase branch.

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Jamie Dimon Is A Pretty Permissive Babysitter, It Turns Out

He really let the kids run wild on their devices without even a glance.

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Jamie Dimon Runs His 2024 Presidential Platform By Guy He Plans To Replace

The next president of the United States is from Queens, but it won’t be the last president of the United States from Queens.

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Jamie Dimon Has So Much Extra Cash To Not Spend On Bonuses, Political Donations

The not-46th-president-of-the-United-States made history this week all the same.

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Brian Moynihan Tries To Call Jamie Dimon A P*ssy With Spectacular Self-Own

Pfffft. Who isn’t living in an unrelenting hellscape all the time? God.

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Bonus Watch: JPMorgan Chase CEOs

Jamie Dimon’s one-time-only special retention bonus will definitely not happen again.

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Jamie Dimon Is Getting Lonely

And if you’re a JPMorgan trader, it’s your job to keep him company.