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Bess Levin
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Housekeeping: IT'S NOT GOODBYE IT'S SEE YOU LATER
By Bess Levin
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Wells Fargo Disagrees With Racketeering Lawsuit, Won't Fight It Because...Y'Know
By Bess Levin
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Sign Up Your 5 Year-Olds For Steve Cohen's Pre-K Trading Program TODAY
By Bess Levin
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Housekeeping: This Is One Of My Last Posts For Dealbreaker
By Bess Levin
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New Wells Fargo Chief Sorry About The Time His Predecessor Put Undue Pressure On Employees, Fired Them, Threw Them Under The Bus
By Bess Levin
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Deutsche Bank Shocks Universe With Third Quarter Profit
By Bess Levin
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This Is A Story About A Guy Named Wells Fargo
By Bess Levin
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New HSBC Boss Total Killjoy For Senior Bankers Used To Putting In 10 Hours A Week
By Bess Levin
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Goldman Sachs Doesn't Feel The Need To Explain Its Layoffs To You
By Bess Levin
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Running 70 Miles A Day For 42+ Days Less Excruciating Than Being A Financial Analyst
By Bess Levin
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What Sort Of Non-Cash Bonuses Should Deutsche Bank Pay Its Employees This Year?
By Bess Levin
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Goldman Sachs To Celebrate Huge Quarter By Laying Off Employees
By Bess Levin
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Lynn Tilton's Lawyer Seemingly Alludes To Her X-Rated XMas Cards In Fraud Trial Opening Remarks
By Bess Levin
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Highland Capital Founder Whips Out His Thesaurus To Insult Investors
By Bess Levin
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Hedge Fund Manager Are Sad
By Bess Levin
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Bank Board Member Showed A Lot Of Restraint By (Allegedly!) Only Making 1 Of His 5 Illegal Trades During Actual Board Meeting
By Bess Levin
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Harvard Business School Alums More Comfortable With Trump When They Think He's Acting Crazy As "A Strategy"
By Bess Levin
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Facing Pay Cuts, Hedge Fund Professionals May Be Forced To Rethink Second Homes
By Bess Levin
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Steve Cohen Still Deciding If He'll Bury SEC HQ With T-Shirts Reading "Open For Biz, MFers" On 1/1/18
By Bess Levin
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Things Are Going To Get A Lot Worse For Platinum Partners Before They Get Better
By Bess Levin
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Leonardo DiCaprio Will Return Any Ill-Gotten Funds That Brought Boiler Room Dwarf-Tossing To The Big Screen
By Bess Levin
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Steve Cohen Is One Bad Open House Away From Abandoning His Midtown Apartment And Letting Squatters Take Over
By Bess Levin
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Laying Off Employees, U.K. Clusterf*ck Did Wonders For Bank Of America's Third Quarter Earnings
By Bess Levin
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German Government Wouldn't Give Deutsche Bank The Heimlich If It Was Choking On A Piece Of Bratwurst
By Bess Levin
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Judge Doesn't Care About Hookers In Goldman v Libya Ruling
By Bess Levin
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Layoffs Watch '16: Deutsche Bank Considering Relieving Itself Of An Extra 10,000 Employees
By Bess Levin
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Wall Street Analysts Thrilled To See John Stumpf Clean Out His Desk
By Bess Levin
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Steve Cohen Is Boosting Pay For Top Traders (And Lowering It For Dumb Losers)
By Bess Levin
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Deutsche Bank Announces Hiring Freeze, Devastating The Three People Who Were Hoping To Work For Deutsche Bank
By Bess Levin
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Leon Cooperman Will Spend However Many Million It Takes To Ensure People Think "Guy Who Threw A Hissy Fit When Obama Didn't Write His Granddaughter A Handwritten Thank You Note For Her Poems" And Not "Insider Trading" When They Hear His Name
By Bess Levin
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Leon Cooperman Will Run Omega Advisors Out Of His 2nd Bedroom If He Has To
By Bess Levin
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Wells Fargo CFO: Scandal Won't Hurt Bottom Line But Shhh, Don't Tell Anyone
By Bess Levin
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Jim Simons And His Merry Band Of Math Nerds Beating Investors Off With A Stick
By Bess Levin
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Warren Buffett Tells Donald Trump To Grab This [Motions To Tax Returns]
By Bess Levin
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Nuns Are Pissed At Wells Fargo
By Bess Levin
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AIG Traders Who Nearly Took Down Global Economy Want $100 Million For Job (Well?) Done
By Bess Levin
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Platinum Partners Plans To Pay Investors All But $1.17 Billion Of The $1.25 Billion They're Owed
By Bess Levin
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If Calling An Ex-CNBC Colleague An Italian Slang Word For Idiot On Air Is Wrong, Charlie Gasparino Doesn't Wanna Be Right
By Bess Levin
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Private Equity Chief Wants To Be Addressed As "Main Street Job Creator" Now
By Bess Levin
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Layoffs Watch '16: Deutsche Bank Is Going To Go And Ax An Extra Thousand Employees
By Bess Levin
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Fitch: Wells Fargo Should've Pulled A Goldman And Screwed People Over In An Esoteric Fashion
By Bess Levin
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Slow Morning At JP Morgan Earned Jamie Dimon $7.25 Million In Pocket Change
By Bess Levin
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Totally Chilled Out Wells Fargo District Managers Only Called Employees 4 Times A Day For Sales Updates
By Bess Levin
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Banks Tell Britain To Prepare For Brexocalypse
By Bess Levin
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Ex-Wells Fargo Employee Was (Allegedly) Told: "Go and shake your skirt to the farm workers in the corner so we can get some accounts"
By Bess Levin
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Jamie Dimon Tells People To Calm The Heck Down Re: Deutsche Bank
By Bess Levin
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Morgan Stanley Accused Of Pulling A Wells Fargo
By Bess Levin
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Deutsche Bank Might Only Have To Pay The DOJ 5.4 Billion Dollars
By Bess Levin
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Ex-Jefferies Exec Who "Never Defecated Or Urinated In Bed On The Floor Or On A Wall" Is Hiring
By Bess Levin
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Former Wharton Professor Suggests To Room Full Of People That No One Wants To Bang Chinese Guys
By Bess Levin
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