NewsExasperated With Inability To Triumph Over Inanimate Commodity, Donald Trump Considers Tapping America's Emergency Oil Supply Ahead Of MidtermsBy Heisenberg
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NewsThings Could Probably Get Worse For David Einhorn, We're Just Not Sure How Right NowBy Heisenberg
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NewsState Department Thinks 'Zero' Sounds About Right When It Comes To How Much Iranian Oil Allies Should Be Importing By November 4By Heisenberg
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NewsListen Up, World: Wilbur Ross Says It's 'Game Over' For Your 'Elaborate, Non-Science-Based' Trade Excuses About Chicken DiseasesBy Heisenberg
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NewsBIS Says Bitcoin's 'Dragon Energy' Could Break The Internet, Suggests Cryptocurrencies Are A Not-So-Beautiful 'Dark, Twisted Fantasy'By Heisenberg
NewsCharlie Gasparino Tried To Warn You That Steve Mnuchin Tried To Warn Trump That Pulling The Trigger On China Tariffs Could Pull The Trigger On A 'Market Collapse'By Heisenberg
NewsJust When Bitcoin Bulls Thought It Couldn't Possibly Get Any Worse, Steve Bannon Showed UpBy Heisenberg
News'Long FAANG' Is Most Crowded Trade On Earth For 5th Month In A Row As World Piles Into USA Today's High Conviction Summer Fry Cook RecoBy Heisenberg
NewsGoldman Reveals The Truth About The World Cup As Unmistakable Links Between 'Fake' Football And Global Economy Laid BareBy Heisenberg
NewsA Completely Serious USA Today Tells College Students To Parlay Summer Jobs Into FANG 'Fortune'By Heisenberg
NewsAt G-7 Meeting, World Leaders To Ponder Most Effective Way To Extract Agitated Man-Child From Control BoothBy Heisenberg
NewsOf Coffee, Covfefe And Vodka: Why One Strategist Is Thinking About His Former 'Swedish Colleagues'By Heisenberg
NewsDonald Trump Now So Excited About Previously 'Fake' Jobs Data, He's Helping Traders Frontrun The BLS With His Twitter AccountBy Heisenberg
NewsRobert Shiller Thinks Bitcoin Will Probably Go Extinct, But If You Want To Trade It During His Final Exam, Then Go Ahead And Be A MoronBy Heisenberg
NewsBill Gross Suffers Worst Day In Four Years Proving That At Least One Man Is Indeed In A 'Bear Market'By Heisenberg
NewsThe Fact That This Week's Horrifying Plunge In Italian Assets Is Worse Than Last Week's Dumpster Fire Proves Populists Aren't The Problem: PopulistsBy Heisenberg
NewsIs The Second Most Crowded Trade On The Planet Getting Squeezed? Yes! No. I Don’t Know, Maybe!By Heisenberg
NewsJustice Department Suspects Criminals Have Infiltrated Otherwise Completely Above-Board Cryptocurrency MarketBy Heisenberg
NewsBond Market Pretty Sure Populism Is More Dangerous Than Any Sanctions Russia Might Have Incurred For Covertly Pushing PopulismBy Heisenberg
NewsFortunately For Google (And Tech Investors), People Only Watch 60 Minutes For The Porn Stars These DaysBy Heisenberg
NewsItaly's Populists Furious That Bond Spreads Are Trying To 'Blackmail' Them, But The Real Victim Here Is Price DiscoveryBy Heisenberg
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