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trickel
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Good News! The Tax Cuts Are 'Trickling Down' - To Corporate Bottom Lines, That Is

Trump.DrEvil
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Exasperated With Inability To Triumph Over Inanimate Commodity, Donald Trump Considers Tapping America's Emergency Oil Supply Ahead Of Midterms

SecretaryMnuchin
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Treasury Unit Responsible For U.S. Trade Policy Will Soon Be Staffed By Just David Malpass And 8 Copies Of Navarro's 'Death By China' Book

trump
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Trump Sends 'Thoughts And Prayers' From Brussels As Latest Trade Escalation Mows Down Global Markets

Turkey_PacMan (1)
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Thanks To Recent Crash Course In Nepotism, Americans Now In A Better Position To Understand Why Turkey's Currency Crisis Is Likely To Get Worse

Source: AP
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Local Grandpa Looks On Wistfully As $4.2 Billion Collection Of Massively Profitable 'WMDs' Begins To Expire

Aramco
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So The Saudi Aramco IPO Might Never Happen - Who's Surprised?

yay
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Trade Wars, Tariffs, Stocks And The Definition Of 'Winning'

(Trump image courtesy Flickr user Gage Skidmore)
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Trump Spends 4th Of July Screaming At OPEC On Twitter As Goldman Says Oil Prices Headed Higher

TrumpDip
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Trump To Harley-Davidson: Your Services Are No Longer Needed Here

WilburRoss.Rancy
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Wilbur Ross: Come Hell Or Low Stock Market, Trump Will Not Surrender On Trade

apocalypse-now-einhorn-tesla1
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Things Could Probably Get Worse For David Einhorn, We're Just Not Sure How Right Now

ItMnuchin
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Steve Mnuchin And Maria Bartiromo 'Won't Use' The Term 'Fake News' To Describe WTO 'Rumor', Instead They'll Just Call It 'Fake News'

BezosBlueApron
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Have You Ever Thought About Making 5 Times The Median National Income By Operating A Fleet Of 40 Vans? Asking For Jeff Bezos

trump
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A Still-Alive Larry Kudlow Says Trump Still 'Hard' For 'Gyna', Will Protect 'Family Jewels' At All Costs

trump
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State Department Thinks 'Zero' Sounds About Right When It Comes To How Much Iranian Oil Allies Should Be Importing By November 4

SecretaryMnuchin
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@realDonaldTrump Poses As Steve Mnuchin On Twitter, Shouts Himself Out, Says WSJ And Bloomberg Are Spreading Fake China Trade News

twoway
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Reciprocity: Full Week Ahead Preview

sovfefe
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Wall Street Throws In The Towel On U.S. Trade Policy, Calls It 'Covfefe'

WilburRoss.Rancy
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Listen Up, World: Wilbur Ross Says It's 'Game Over' For Your 'Elaborate, Non-Science-Based' Trade Excuses About Chicken Diseases

MnuchinPossum
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Steve Mnuchin Is Suffering In Silence, Wiping Away Tears With Dollar Bills Bearing His Signature

UncleSam
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Peter Navarro (Sieg) Hails 'Courageous, Visionary' Donald Trump As Global Trade Order Collapses

BitcoinDead
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BIS Says Bitcoin's 'Dragon Energy' Could Break The Internet, Suggests Cryptocurrencies Are A Not-So-Beautiful 'Dark, Twisted Fantasy'

oil
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Meet Me In Sintra And Mind The Oil Slick: Full Week Ahead Preview

SteveMnuchin.Trump
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Charlie Gasparino Tried To Warn You That Steve Mnuchin Tried To Warn Trump That Pulling The Trigger On China Tariffs Could Pull The Trigger On A 'Market Collapse'

CryptoBannon
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Just When Bitcoin Bulls Thought It Couldn't Possibly Get Any Worse, Steve Bannon Showed Up

allin
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Somebody Is Betting $75 Million On A Bond Rally - Is It You? Fess Up

FANG
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'Long FAANG' Is Most Crowded Trade On Earth For 5th Month In A Row As World Piles Into USA Today's High Conviction Summer Fry Cook Reco

WorldCup2018
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Goldman Reveals The Truth About The World Cup As Unmistakable Links Between 'Fake' Football And Global Economy Laid Bare

omg
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The ‘Most Important Week Of The Year’? Full Week Ahead Preview

lifeguard
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A Completely Serious USA Today Tells College Students To Parlay Summer Jobs Into FANG 'Fortune'

Trump.DrEvil
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At G-7 Meeting, World Leaders To Ponder Most Effective Way To Extract Agitated Man-Child From Control Booth

yay
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Can You Blame Algos For Oil's Recent Losses? Sure You Can!

JamieDimonKhaleesi
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Did Jamie Dimon Just Reveal The Tagline For His 2020 Run At The White House?

martini
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Of Coffee, Covfefe And Vodka: Why One Strategist Is Thinking About His Former 'Swedish Colleagues'

fren
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All Enemies, Foreign, Domestic, Real And Imagined: Full Week Ahead Preview

(Trump image courtesy Flickr user Gage Skidmore)
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Donald Trump Now So Excited About Previously 'Fake' Jobs Data, He's Helping Traders Frontrun The BLS With His Twitter Account

GoldfishBitcoin
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Robert Shiller Thinks Bitcoin Will Probably Go Extinct, But If You Want To Trade It During His Final Exam, Then Go Ahead And Be A Moron

bill-gross-underdog
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Bill Gross Suffers Worst Day In Four Years Proving That At Least One Man Is Indeed In A 'Bear Market'

eurofire
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The Fact That This Week's Horrifying Plunge In Italian Assets Is Worse Than Last Week's Dumpster Fire Proves Populists Aren't The Problem: Populists

dawgs
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Is The Second Most Crowded Trade On The Planet Getting Squeezed? Yes! No. I Don’t Know, Maybe!

Jeff
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Jeff Gundlach Is Taking A Brian Fantana Approach To Technical Analysis

bada
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Justice Department Suspects Criminals Have Infiltrated Otherwise Completely Above-Board Cryptocurrency Market

Meme
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Requiem For A Meme: 3 Charts

RussiaVsItaly
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Bond Market Pretty Sure Populism Is More Dangerous Than Any Sanctions Russia Might Have Incurred For Covertly Pushing Populism

tropic
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One Wall Streeter Discovers It's Ok To Be 'DUMB'

boom
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Out Of The Frying Pan, Into The Fire: Full Week Ahead Preview

dammit
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Fortunately For Google (And Tech Investors), People Only Watch 60 Minutes For The Porn Stars These Days

scream
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Italy's Populists Furious That Bond Spreads Are Trying To 'Blackmail' Them, But The Real Victim Here Is Price Discovery

iWarren
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Everyone Can't Be Buying The Panthers, So What's Your Excuse For Selling 153 Million Apple Shares To Omaha's Favorite Grandpa?