October 20, 2021

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White Collar Crime

Kim Kardashian Sets Raj Rajaratnam Free And What Are We Even Doing Here?

Wine Scheme
White Collar Crime

Wall Street Heavy Hitters Are About To Go To A Whine Part In New York Supreme Court

Jay Powell Alpha
Economics

If Everyone Is A 401K Millionaire, Is Anyone?

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Market News

Tilray Is The Leading Indicator That Everything Is Bullsh!t

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Goldman Sachs

Goldman Sachs Is Doing Apple's Innovation For It These Days

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analysis

Howard Marks Disagrees With President Trump By Agreeing With Donald Trump

Jim Cramer Weeps
Market News

Market Swoon Causes Crippling Algo-Mania In Old Dudes

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Market News

Remember Floor Traders?

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Cryptocurrencies

Mike Novogratz Compares And Contrasts Crypto And Beyond Meat For A Class Project At CNBC

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Market News

Altria Hoping That Juul And Pot Will Keep Smokers From Going White Claw All Over It

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Tech

Dominos Officially A Solidly Morally Oblivious Tech Company With Mediocre Pizza

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News

Like Wu Tang, The Federal Reserve Bank of New York Is For The Children

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Private Equity

Robinhood Is Worth $7.6 Billion Now, And All It Had To Do Was Sell Its Soul

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Tech

Instagram Is Tweaking The Narcissism Algorithm That Rules Social Media

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Market News

LaCroix Needs To Add Booze Or GTFO

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Market News

Index Fundamentals Clearly Dictated By Whims Of Illuminati And Satan

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FinTech

Fintech Startups On The Bleeding Edge Of More Bad Investment Ideas

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Market News

Selling In May Might Have Made You Go Away Forever

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Market News

Cord Cutters Are About To Face A Saturated Content Market

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Market News

Welcome To The Nonsense Economy

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News

Loony Parades, Bad Tweets And Cognitive Dissonance: Donald Trump's 4th Of July BBQ Menu

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Market News

Trump's Special China Trade Truce Episode Is Actually A Summer Rerun From Sweeps

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Market News

Despair, Youth, For The Avocado Market Is Truly F'ed

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Market News

Markets No Longer Capable Of Caring About What's Real Or What's Fake

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News

Risky Mortgage Bond Products Are Back, And Just In Time For One Last Good Bonus Season

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Cryptocurrencies

Bitcoin Surging So All The Old Mistakes Are New Again