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Bed Bath & Be Owned

By Jon Shazar
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Cryptocurrencies

Yea, This’ll Do The Trick

By Jon Shazar
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Bed Bath & Beyond Shares Probably Should Be Taking The Second Of Those Things, But Isn’t

By Jon Shazar
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The Summer Of SPAC This Ain’t

By Jon Shazar
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Public Relations Official Allegedly Found Another Way To Leach Off A Client

By Jon Shazar
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News

Is A Fraud A Fraud If It’s A Pandemic Relief Fraud Too Small To Draw A Fraud Probe?

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

RenTech’s Tax Plans Again Prove Too Clever

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

Dan Loeb Wants ESPN To Stick To Sports

By Jon Shazar
Wells Fargo Bless this Mess
Banks

Wells Fargo To Limit The Number Of Mortgages It Can Screw Up, Get In Trouble For

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Turns Out Spoofing Isn’t Harder To Prove Than Racketeering

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Goldman Sachs Still Figuring This Whole ‘Credit Card’ Thing Out

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Bonus Watch ’23: Your Bonus Is Keeping Your Job

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

Thing That Was Never Going To Happen Is Not Going To Happen

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

Hedge Fund Manager Wants To Know How He Can Be Guilty Of Violating Rules That Were Impossible To Understand

By Jon Shazar
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News

Forbes Hopes Someone Is Still As Desperate, Delusional As A SPAC

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Wells Replaces ‘Overly Prescriptive’ Diversity Hiring Rule With Seriously Underprescriptive One

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

JPMorgan Might Wish Its Metals Desk Didn’t Allegedly Spoof Just To Keep Its Secrets Out Of Open Court

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

Bill Ackman Takes Bold Position That He Should Pay More In Taxes

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

Money Over Malice

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

JPMorgan’s List Of Reasons For Firing Mouthy Compliance Officers Look An Awful Lot Like Anti-Whistleblower Retaliation

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

Hedge Fund Manager Knows Ukraine’s Dealing With Some Sh*t Right Now, Is Suing It Anyway

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Fourth Poorest State In U.S. Commits To Paying More For Financial Services

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

We Regret To Inform You There’s Another Deal To Put And End To The Carried Interest Loophole

By Jon Shazar
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News

Jeffrey Epstein Still Using Sex-Crime Trust Fund From Beyond The Grave

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Hiring Watch ’22: Who Wants To Move To Moscow?

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Making The ‘C’ In HSBC Stand For ‘Communist’

By Jon Shazar
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News

Stock Exchanges Can’t Totally Control Data Feeds

By Jon Shazar
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Guy Who Policed Insider Trading Before Claiming Insider Trading Doesn’t Exist Pleads Guilty To Insider Trading

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

At Least Bill Hwang Saved Some Souls

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

UBS Took Over A Credit Suisse Strategy So It Gets To Pay The Fine For It

By Jon Shazar
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News

F**k This S**t

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Credit Suisse To Pull BlackBerrys, Apple IIes Out Of Storage

By Jon Shazar
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Maybe Hong Kong Doesn’t Want To Be A Global Financial Center Anymore

By Jon Shazar
Wells Fargo Bless this Mess
Banks

Shareholders Of America’s Worst Bank Amply Rewarded For, Uh, Well, We’re Not Sure, Exactly

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Credit Suisse’s Relationship To Cocaine Goes Further Than Most Bankers’ Usually Familiarity With It

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Self-Employed? Weird Credit Profile? Unconcerned By Soaring Inflation And Mortgage Rates? Venkat Would Like To Get You Into A Nice New Semi-Detached

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

Ken Griffin To Spend More Time Working On His Tan

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Layoffs Watch ’22: JPMorgan Chase, Wells Fargo

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Credit Suisse: Law Designed To Protect Our Clients Actually Protects Us From Them

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Bonus Watch ’22: British Bankers

By Jon Shazar
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Here’s One Way To Get People Back Into Empty Offices

By Jon Shazar
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News

Janet Yellen To Finally Get Name On Rapidly Depreciating Currency

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Citi May Lose Half-Billion On Revlon Snafu A Second Time

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Credit Suisse Makes Human Sacrifice To Appease Gary Gensler

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

SEC Probing Whether Goldman Managed To Violate Its Impossibly Easy ESG Standards

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Compensation Watch ’22: Deutsche Bank Strats

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Wells Fargo Turns Well-Intentioned Diversity Push Into Criminal Matter

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

State Street Agrees: Buying Credit Suisse Would Be Stupid

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Layoffs Watch ’22: State Street Might Like To Buy A Smaller Credit Suisse

By Jon Shazar
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Better.com Allegedly A Good Deal Worse Than It Told SPAC Investors

By Jon Shazar