Jon Shazar

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Banks

Deutsche Bank May Have Killed A Whistleblower Program, But It Didn’t Break Any U.S. Laws In The Whole 1MDB Mishegas

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News

Everyone Makes Mistakes, But The FBI’s Not Sure Pension Funds Make Such Convenient Ones

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Hedge Funds

Hedge Fund Manager Who Said ‘I’m Going To Jail’ Is In Fact Going To Jail

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HR Execs Sign Up For Expensive Wharton Certification Program, Get Expensive Lesson In (Alleged) Fraud Instead

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News

Allegedly Fake Companies Allegedly Bought Some Very Real, Very Fast Rides

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Banks

Hedge Fund Won’t Reopen Bitchy Battle With Barclays After Pandemic Ends

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News

Elizabeth Holmes’ Courtroom Vacation Ends

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Hedge Funds

Paul Singer Swears He’s Definitely Not Thinking About Deposing Jack Dorsey With These 3.5 Million New Shares He Just Bought

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Banks

Disappointed Regulator Outsources More Of Deutsche Bank’s Anti-Money Laundering To KPMG

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News

German Fondness For Puns Not Shared By U.S. Regulators

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News

America Is Still Not Ready For A Bitcoin ETF

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Banks

Credit Suisse Basically Headquartered In Court These Days

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Hedge Funds

Steve Cohen Invites Staff To Enjoy A Little Sunshine After Their Next Violent Dressing Down

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Uh Oh

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News

Robinhood Customer Service Still Sucks, IPO Still Moving Full Speed Ahead

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News

Bitcoin, Emissions Credit Company Tesla Posts Record Quarterly Profit

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Hedge Funds

Hedge Fund Manager Spent Legitimate Earnings On Race Cars, Allegedly Needed To Commit Fraud To Buy A Place To Keep Them

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Hedge Funds

International Man Of Mystery Florian Homm Now Also Convicted Hedge Fund Fraudster Florian Homm

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Robinhood Gets Some Good News Vis-à-Vis Getting Sued

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Hedge Funds

Do None Of The Ps In ‘PPP’ Stand For Ponzi?

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News

It’s Best To Monitor Your Autonomous Tesla From The Driver’s Seat, Especially If The Autopilot’s Not On

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News

Shockingly, Guy Behind $100 Million South Jersey Deli Has A Shady Past

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Hedge Funds

Please Please Please Make Warren v. Cooperman Happen Even If I Can’t Be There

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Banks

Ex-Goldman Analyst (Allegedly) Made His Own Bonus

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News

Elon Musk Wants To Send 30,000 Bumper Satellites Into Orbit

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News

MBA Purveyor Could Have Used A Law Degree When Allegedly Deciding To Lie To B-School Rankers

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News

Sheriff of Boston-ham Wants To String Up Robinhood

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Hedge Funds

David Einhorn Makes It Through Quarterly Letter About ‘Breaking Markets’ Without Mentioning SPACs

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Banks

Wells, BofA Prove Stimulus Is Working By Not Looking Like Dogsh*t In Q1

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Coinbase Listing The Last Crypto Milestone Gary Gensler Won’t Get To Weigh In On

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News

Actually, Lynn Tilton Can Mess With The Zohar(s)

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Banks

Can You Stop Asking Jamie Dimon About Voting Rights And Start Asking Him About That Quarter?

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Goodnight, Sweet Ponzi Prince

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SPAC Industry Marks Latest Scrutiny With Biggest Deal Ever, Potentially Bigger Deal Still

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Banks

Goldman Betting $75 Million On Dealbreaker Ads

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Charles Schwab Tries, Probably Fails To Make Citi Feel Better About That Whole Accidentally Sending People Too Much Money Thing

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Hedge Funds

Melvin Capital Needs No Historic Short Squeeze To Lose A Bunch Of Money

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Banks

Jane Fraser Is A Budding Wind Farm Wildcatter

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Private Equity

Tweets From Mistress Alleging Abuse Had Absolutely Nothing To Do With Leon Black’s Early Retirement Five Days Later

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Private Equity

Private Equity Exec. Indicted In College Admissions Scandal Must Really Like Going To Court

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News

D-List Actor Accused Of Grade-A Ponzi Scheme

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Hedge Funds

Dan Loeb Is Popping Bubbles And Loving It

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News

SPACs, NFTs Have Reached ‘Baseball Card Company Has Heard Of Us And Wants In’ Stage Of Oversaturation

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Hedge Funds

Seems ‘Insider Trader’ Was A Bit Too Harsh A Description For Two Hedge Fund Managers

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So Taxes Are Going To Be Pretty Important To Pay For Rebuilding America, Huh?

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Prosecutors Come To Belated Realization That It’s Very Hard To Manipulate A Made-Metric When You Tell Analysts, Auditors Exactly How You’re Manipulating It

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Hedge Funds

Former CFO Of Badly-Run Company To Become CEO Of Badly-Run Company Hunter

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Banks

SPACs Facing Tripartite Challenge Of Excess, Mountains Of Paperwork And People With Other Things To Do With Their Stimulus Checks

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Hedge Funds

Steve Cohen’s Mets Sign All-Star To Three-Quarters-Of-A-Billion-Dollar Deal, Are Still The Mets

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Banks

Goldman Sachs Trades FUD For FOMO