Jon Shazar

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Prison No Reason For Martin Shkreli To Let His Anticompetitive Guard Down

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Market News

Turns Out Hertz’s Future Not As Bright As Day Traders Hoped

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Hedge Funds

Steve Cohen Gave Me A Sticker

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SALTing The Earth: Hedge Fund Party Moves To Desolate, Deserted Manhattan

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It’s Probably Best To Use The Same Address On Your Tax Returns, SEC Filings

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At Last Thomas Gottstein Has A Credit Suisse Fire Of His Own Making To Fight

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Phil Falcone’s Plan To Revolutionize Long-Term Care Insurance Went About As Well As His Plan To Revolutionize The Wireless Industry

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Hedge Fund May Have Cut Itself A Nice Little Deal With Yale’s Money

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This Year’s Buffettstock Will Be Boring, But At Least It Will Be Sunny

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Banks

Credit Suisse Is Gonna Go Ahead And Cut Off Its Greensill Funds, Future Legal Liability

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Banks

Barclays Business Model Of Fraudulent Misrepresentation, Serious Deceit Legal Under British Law

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Nikola Statements That Short Seller Report Was Full Of Inaccuracies Appear Themselves To Be Full Of Inaccuracies

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Goldman Says Stock-Transfer Taxes Aren’t All Bad, As Long As They’re Not In New York

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Hedge Funds

The Mnuchins Aren’t Counting On ‘Me You Madness’ To Keep Them Afloat

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Fortress’ Milkshake-And-Hamburger Dreams Foiled

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Hedge Funds

Ray Dalio Makes Himself Vice President Of The Bridgewater Senate

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Hedge Funds

Did Izzy Englander Earn $2.2 Billion Last Year, Or $3.8 Billion?

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Hedge Funds

Quibi’s Most Compelling Content Ever Is A Posthumous Legal Brief About Paul Singer’s Lovelife

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Banks

Bonus Watch ’20: Credit Suisse Shows Bankers Some Love

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Private Equity

Jay Clayton To Ensure Apollo Global Steers Clear Of Pedophiles Going Forward

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Maybe Texas Isn’t The Paradisiacal Galt’s Gulch Elon Musk Thought It Was

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Banks

Citigroup Stupid Beyond Belief Legally Speaking, Can’t Have Its Half-Billion Dollars Back

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You’re Not Going To Believe This, But Vaccine Execs Sold A Lot More Stock Last Year Than The Year Before

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Banks

Goldman May Not Be Paying Its Conflict Of Interest Reviewers Enough

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Banks

Credit Suisse As Good At Haggling MBS Settlements As MBS Themselves

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Banks

Brian Moynihan, Mike Corbat Paid $24.5M, $19M For Overseeing Wall Street’s Worst Banks Of 2020

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B-School Rankings Even More Useless Than Usual This Year

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Hedge Funds

How Many Shoes, Handbags Can $3 Billion Buy? Stephanie Erklentz Coleman May Be Tring To Find Out

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Cryptocurrencies

As Punishment For Not Taking GameStop Seriously We Now Have To Take Bitcoin Seriously

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Banks

Jane Fraser May Soon Be The Boss, But It’s Still Woman’s Work

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Hedge Funds

It Sure Is A Good Thing Gabe Plotkin Made $846 Million Last Year

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Banks

Cum-Ex Banker Not Gonna Come To Germany

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SEC Making Sure Gary Gensler Will Feel Right At Home

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The SEC Wants You To Think Long And Hard About Selling Shares Should Redditors Decide To Rocket Them To The Moon

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Elon Musk Unusually Reticent About Regulatory Intervention

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Cryptocurrencies

GameStop Jokers Invited To Buy Up Actual Joke Cryptocurrency

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Hedge Funds

New York Lawmakers Want To Take Paul Singer’s Toys Away

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Private Equity

Maybe It Wasn’t Such A Great Idea To Fire A Guy Who Knew About The Ponzi Payments You Were (Allegedly) Making

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Banks

Credit Suisse Much Better At Not Asking Uncomfortable Questions Than It Is At Spying

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Hedge Funds

Citadel Securities, Accused Of Rigging Markets, Accuses Someone Else Of Rigging Markets

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Banks

Unlike Her Client, Rosemary Vrablic Did The Right Thing And Resigned

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Hedge Funds

Former Hedge Fund Manager Self-Fulfills Prison Prophecy

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News

Your Market Bubble Will Need A New Source Of Hot Air

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Not-At-All-Busy Apollo Global Gets To Try To Explain How It Didn’t Screw Phil Falcone Over In 2010

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Hedge Funds

Who’d Like To Help Steve Cohen Out With His Little Liquidity Problem?

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Degenerates Distracted By Shiny Objects

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Banks

It May Be Illegal To Hire A Princeling As A Bribe, But It’s Not Illegal To Ask Someone Else To Do It

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Seems That Bill Gross Wasn’t Responsible For All Of PIMCO’s Employee Harassment

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Leave Steve Cohen Alone You Monsters

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Louise Linton Wants To Help You Forget About Our Failing Democracy For Two Minutes And 10 Seconds