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Hedge Funds

You’ll Never Guess What The Best Man Who Banged The Groom’s 23-Year-Old Daughter On The Wedding Night Does For A Living.

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

Ridiculous Avatar Of Everything Wrong With England To Become Even More So

By Jon Shazar
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News

Former CNBC Talking Head Suddenly Not Interested In Showing His Face

By Jon Shazar
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News

SEC Would Not Bold As To Just Outright Kill Payment For Order Flow

By Jon Shazar
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Cryptocurrencies

We Present The Only Possible Case For Buying Bitcoin

By Jon Shazar
Private Equity

What Y.A Series Should Tom Barrack Read In Prison?

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

Michael Dell Thinks Phil Falcone’s $5 Billion Lawsuit Is Worth At Least $3 Million

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Bonus Watch ’23: British Bankers

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Goldman Sachs Old-Timers Don’t Like These Flashy, Attention-Grabbing Execs

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

Safest Investment In The World To Get Safer To Trade

By Jon Shazar
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News

If You’re Gonna Keep Customers Waiting To Make Your Projections Look Good, You’re Gonna Have To Let Investors Know It

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

Dan Loeb Proves Unusually Persuadable By Mickey Mouse

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Layoffs Watch ’22: Goldman Sachs

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

Ken Griffin Now Thisclose To Owning $1 Billion Worth Of Florida Houses

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Citi Can Have Its Half-Billion Dollars Back. Its Reputation, Not So Much.

By Jon Shazar
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News

Behold Perhaps The Most Brazenly Incredible Investment Scam In History

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Top Bank Regulator Promises More Stress, Less Merging

By Jon Shazar
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Private Equity

Firm Selling Hot Pre-IPO Shares Didn’t Actually Own Those Pre-IPO Shares, Per Se

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

It’s JPMorgan’s Turn To Play Host To The Frankfurt Police

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Meet The Newest Member Of Morgan Stanley’s Block-Trading Desk

By Jon Shazar
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News

SEC Churning Out Rules, Detailed Economic Analyses Thereof

By Jon Shazar
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News

GameStop Chairman Offers Masterclass On Legal Pump-And-Dump

By Jon Shazar
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News

Good Whistleblower Lawyers Have More Success Than Bad Ones, Securities Law Professor Discovers To His Horror

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

Man Who Paid Himself $3.9 Billion To Run Hedge Fund Thinks Guy Running Hedge Fund Is Overpaid

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

Hedge Fund Legend Julian Robertson Dies On ‘New York City Day’

By Jon Shazar
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Private Equity

Private Equity Execs Decide To Help SEC’s Case Against Them

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

Paul Singer Notices Company That Keeps Screwing Up Keeps Screwing Up

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

WhatsApp Is Free… Until It Isn’t

By Jon Shazar
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News

Bed Bath & Be Owned

By Jon Shazar
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Cryptocurrencies

Yea, This’ll Do The Trick

By Jon Shazar
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News

Bed Bath & Beyond Shares Probably Should Be Taking The Second Of Those Things, But Isn’t

By Jon Shazar
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News

The Summer Of SPAC This Ain’t

By Jon Shazar
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News

Public Relations Official Allegedly Found Another Way To Leach Off A Client

By Jon Shazar
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News

Is A Fraud A Fraud If It’s A Pandemic Relief Fraud Too Small To Draw A Fraud Probe?

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

RenTech’s Tax Plans Again Prove Too Clever

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

Dan Loeb Wants ESPN To Stick To Sports

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Wells Fargo To Limit The Number Of Mortgages It Can Screw Up, Get In Trouble For

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Turns Out Spoofing Isn’t Harder To Prove Than Racketeering

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Goldman Sachs Still Figuring This Whole ‘Credit Card’ Thing Out

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Bonus Watch ’23: Your Bonus Is Keeping Your Job

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

Thing That Was Never Going To Happen Is Not Going To Happen

By Jon Shazar
By Chris Potter (Flickr: 3D Judges Gavel) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons
Hedge Funds

Hedge Fund Manager Wants To Know How He Can Be Guilty Of Violating Rules That Were Impossible To Understand

By Jon Shazar
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News

Forbes Hopes Someone Is Still As Desperate, Delusional As A SPAC

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Wells Replaces ‘Overly Prescriptive’ Diversity Hiring Rule With Seriously Underprescriptive One

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

JPMorgan Might Wish Its Metals Desk Didn’t Allegedly Spoof Just To Keep Its Secrets Out Of Open Court

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

Bill Ackman Takes Bold Position That He Should Pay More In Taxes

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

Money Over Malice

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

JPMorgan’s List Of Reasons For Firing Mouthy Compliance Officers Look An Awful Lot Like Anti-Whistleblower Retaliation

By Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds

Hedge Fund Manager Knows Ukraine’s Dealing With Some Sh*t Right Now, Is Suing It Anyway

By Jon Shazar
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Banks

Fourth Poorest State In U.S. Commits To Paying More For Financial Services

By Jon Shazar