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Jon Shazar
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Hedge Funds
At Least Bill Hwang Saved Some Souls
By Jon Shazar
Banks
UBS Took Over A Credit Suisse Strategy So It Gets To Pay The Fine For It
By Jon Shazar
News
F**k This S**t
By Jon Shazar
Banks
Credit Suisse To Pull BlackBerrys, Apple IIes Out Of Storage
By Jon Shazar
News
Maybe Hong Kong Doesn’t Want To Be A Global Financial Center Anymore
By Jon Shazar
Banks
Shareholders Of America’s Worst Bank Amply Rewarded For, Uh, Well, We’re Not Sure, Exactly
By Jon Shazar
Banks
Credit Suisse’s Relationship To Cocaine Goes Further Than Most Bankers’ Usually Familiarity With It
By Jon Shazar
Banks
Self-Employed? Weird Credit Profile? Unconcerned By Soaring Inflation And Mortgage Rates? Venkat Would Like To Get You Into A Nice New Semi-Detached
By Jon Shazar
Hedge Funds
Ken Griffin To Spend More Time Working On His Tan
By Jon Shazar
Banks
Layoffs Watch ’22: JPMorgan Chase, Wells Fargo
By Jon Shazar
Banks
Credit Suisse: Law Designed To Protect Our Clients Actually Protects Us From Them
By Jon Shazar
Banks
Bonus Watch ’22: British Bankers
By Jon Shazar
News
Here’s One Way To Get People Back Into Empty Offices
By Jon Shazar
News
Janet Yellen To Finally Get Name On Rapidly Depreciating Currency
By Jon Shazar
Banks
Citi May Lose Half-Billion On Revlon Snafu A Second Time
By Jon Shazar
Banks
Credit Suisse Makes Human Sacrifice To Appease Gary Gensler
By Jon Shazar
Banks
SEC Probing Whether Goldman Managed To Violate Its Impossibly Easy ESG Standards
By Jon Shazar
Banks
Compensation Watch ’22: Deutsche Bank Strats
By Jon Shazar
Banks
Wells Fargo Turns Well-Intentioned Diversity Push Into Criminal Matter
By Jon Shazar
Banks
State Street Agrees: Buying Credit Suisse Would Be Stupid
By Jon Shazar
Banks
Layoffs Watch ’22: State Street Might Like To Buy A Smaller Credit Suisse
By Jon Shazar
News
Better.com Allegedly A Good Deal Worse Than It Told SPAC Investors
By Jon Shazar
Hedge Funds
Ex-Citadel COVID Scammer’s Lockdown Extended By Four Years
By Jon Shazar
Banks
Wells Fargo Calls Time Out On Its Rooney Rule
By Jon Shazar
News
Instead Of Banning Payment For Order Flow, SEC Will Just Change Everything About Trading So As To Make It Impossible
By Jon Shazar
Private Equity
Pension Funds More Than Happy To Spend A Few Basis Points To Know A Bit More About Their Hedge, Private Equity Funds
By Jon Shazar
Banks
Latest Citi Fat Finger Also Clicked Through A Whole Host Of Warnings
By Jon Shazar
Private Equity
Congresswoman Curious Why Only The Saudis Want To Invest With Jared Kushner
By Jon Shazar
Banks
Brian Moynihan Tries To Call Jamie Dimon A P*ssy With Spectacular Self-Own
By Jon Shazar
Banks
Wells Fargo Employees Not Taking Management’s Word For It
By Jon Shazar
Private Equity
$15 Million Escrow Account Enough To Make $410 Million Fraud Allegations Go Away
By Jon Shazar
Private Equity
Private Equity Is Kinda, Sorta A Bit Of A Light Ponzi Scheme
By Jon Shazar
Banks
Charlie Scharf Has A Few Weeks To Fix Wells Fargo Or He’s Going To Have A Very Unpleasant Time In Washington
By Jon Shazar
Banks
Jeez, If You Didn’t Know Any Better, You’d Almost Say Deutsche Bank Looks Like A Criminal Organization
By Jon Shazar
News
Brexit Means Banana Republic
By Jon Shazar
Hedge Funds
‘Actually, On Reflection, We’d Rather Not Block Trade With You’
By Jon Shazar
Banks
Seven Million Dollar Fines Levied On Wells Fargo Don’t Make Anti-Money Laundering Compliance Sound Sacrosanct
By Jon Shazar
Hedge Funds
Ken Griffin Still Pretending There’s A Chance Citadel Won’t Move To Miami
By Jon Shazar
Banks
Wells Fargo Takes Page From NFL’s Diversity Playbook, Gets Same Result
By Jon Shazar
Hedge Funds
Always Have A Better Plan B Than Asking To Go To The Bathroom And Just Not Coming Back
By Jon Shazar
News
Republicans Believe In Shareholder Democracy About As Much As Actual Democracy
By Jon Shazar
Banks
Bonus Watch: JPMorgan Chase CEOs
By Jon Shazar
Hedge Funds
Allianz Admits To Some Light Securities Fraud
By Jon Shazar
News
SEC Wants Its Alums To Quick F**king Around
By Jon Shazar
Banks
Credit Suisse’s Risk Department Every Bit As Weak, Bullied As Credit Suisse’s Actions Suggest
By Jon Shazar
Hedge Funds
Inflation Forcing Hedge Fund Manager’s Wife To Iron Own Clothes, Use More Cabs, Shop At Farmers’ Market
By Jon Shazar
Hedge Funds
Point72 Employees Eager To Get Yelled At For Messing Up Two Jobs
By Jon Shazar
Hedge Funds
Hedge Fund Exec Knocked Up Employee, Allegedly Took Her On A Nice Vacation On The Company’s Dime, Still Wants Huge Severance Package
By Jon Shazar
Banks
BofA Illegally Took Customers’ Money, Charged Them For The Pleasure
By Jon Shazar
News
Bonus Watch ’22: You Didn’t Spend All Of Your 2021 Windfall Already, Did You?
By Jon Shazar
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