September 22, 2021

Matt Levine

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Housekeeping: So Long To Matt

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Too Big To Fail Is Pretty Much Over, Says Moody's

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The SEC Thought Charlie Munger Was Hiding A Hedge Fund In Some Newspapers

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Nasdaq's Computers Didn't Feel Like Trading Any Stocks This Afternoon

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Banks In Trouble For Losing Money And Getting In Trouble

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Goldman's H-Through-L Option Trading Computer Had A Rough Day Yesterday

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Happy Meal Convertible Offerings Make People Angry

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Federal Reserve Hints That Maybe Banks Should Hire Jerry Bruckheimer To Help Write Their Stress Test Scenarios

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Sometimes JPMorgan Hired The Children Of Its Clients

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Carl Icahn Will Have To Wait Until October/Never For His Dell Proxy Fight

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So Long, Merrill Lynch!

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The FBI Manipulated Some Penny Stocks

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Really The London Whale's Books Weren't That Cooked

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The London Whale Hated All The Lying About How Much Money He Was Losing

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77-Year-Old Man Good At Twitter

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Penny-Stock Fraud Operators Mastered The Art Of Cross-Selling

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Research Analysts Are Talking To Companies Again

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JOBS Act Helps Hedge Fund Raise Money Through Widespread Advertising

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Mortgage Investors Don't Want Richmond To Take Away Their Mortgages

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Phil Falcone Sues Charles Ergen For Acting Like Phil Falcone

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Everybody Will Always Be Suing BofA Over Mortgages

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UBS Ripped Off Some Synthetic CDO Investors Because That's Just What You Did In 2007

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JPMorgan Finds A Better Use For Its Commodities Brainpower Than Selling Electricity

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Poker Is Gambling Again, FYI

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FINRA Reminds Brokers That They're Not Supposed To Help People Launder Money

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Everyone Thinks Everyone Else Is Manipulating Herbalife

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Dell Pretty Sure That This Time It's Figured Out This Merger Thing

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A Fine And A Ban On Working In The Securities Industry Don't Sound That Bad To Sergey Aleynikov

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Even Carl Icahn Wants To Wrap Up This Dell Thing

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Fabrice Tourre Will Never Sell Synthetic CDOs In This Town Again

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Bond Rating Agency Decided To Try To Rate Some Bonds

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Dell's Board Is Having So Much Fun They're Thinking Of Keeping This Going Until September

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Barclays Asks Shareholders If They'd Mind Terribly Chipping In Just A Bit More Cash

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Electricity Market Rules Did Not Provide A Worthy Opponent For JPMorgan's Brainpower

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Carl Icahn And Michael Dell Will Miss Spending Time With Each Other When This Is All Over

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Judge Wouldn't Mind Reminiscing About The AIG Bailout With Ben Bernanke

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Fabulous Fab Really Wanted To Get Abacus Done

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Push To Make Insider Trading Legal Comes A Bit Too Late For SAC Capital

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SAC's Rigorous Compliance Program Focused On Coming Up With Euphemisms For Insider Trading

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Carl Icahn Gets Another Week To Screw Around With Dell, But This Is The Last Time, They Mean It

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Fab Tourre's CDO Deal Wasn't Complicated Enough

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Steve Cohen Got Nonpublic Information All Day Long, Didn't Think It Was A Big Deal

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SEC's Witnesses Against Fab Tourre Have Nothing But Nice Things To Say About Him

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Steve Cohen Was Serious About Stopping Insider Trading Unless It Occurred In The 89% Of Emails He Didn't Read

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Yahoo! Paid Dan Loeb The Dan Loeb Premium For His Shares

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Regulators Not Happy With Guy Whose Algorithm Tricked Some Other Algorithms

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Steve Cohen Had Instant Messenger Debates About Whether His Analysts Were Insider Trading

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SEC Changes Its Mind About Deal With Phil Falcone That Included "Go Ahead And Keep Committing Fraud" Provision

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Carl Icahn Gets Another Week To Screw Around With Dell

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Bank Of America Lost $5.7 Billion Gambling With Your Deposits