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Owen Davis
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The White House Would Like To Urge Every Stock-Owning American Not To Miss Out On This Special Melt-Up Opportunity
By Owen Davis
Cryptocurrencies
SEC Calmly Reminds Investors Not To Come Crying When They Lose Their Shirts Betting On Crypto Nonsense
By Owen Davis
Hedge Funds
Crypto Hedge Fund Packed With Ex-Goldmanites Raises A Paltry $140 Million
By Owen Davis
News
Spotify's Direct Listing Is A Beautifully Pure Sell Signal
By Owen Davis
Cryptocurrencies
To Avoid Wildly Overvalued Tech Ventures, Peter Thiel Invests In Bitcoin
By Owen Davis
News
The [Dumb] Year In Bitcoin
By Owen Davis
Hedge Funds
How's Whitney Tilson Doing? Fine, GREAT, Actually, I Mean I Haven't Slept In Weeks But I Feel Incredible, Seriously, Who Needs Sleep? Also Are My Eyes Twitching?
By Owen Davis
Cryptocurrencies
Time To Grow Up, Stop Buying Bitcoin, And Let These Ex-Goldmanites Charge You One-And-Ten To Manage A Crypto Index On Your Behalf
By Owen Davis
Private Equity
The Wall Street Lobby Just Got Taken To School By The Private Equity Lobby
By Owen Davis
Hedge Funds
Steve Cohen Is Bit-Curious
By Owen Davis
Cryptocurrencies
Long Bitcoin Is The New Long Bitcoin
By Owen Davis
News
Drama King Neel Kashkari Is Trying To Pack A Whole Year's Worth Of Dissents Into One Week
By Owen Davis
Cryptocurrencies
Why Even Try Anymore
By Owen Davis
Cryptocurrencies
Time For Blue Apron To Go Crypto
By Owen Davis
Goldman Sachs
Remember When Goldman Upgraded Tesla The Same Day It Underwrote A $2 Billion Stock Offering? So Does The SEC
By Owen Davis
Hedge Funds
Stanley Druckenmiller And Jim Chanos Occupy Opposite Ends Of The Tesla Derangement Spectrum
By Owen Davis
Hedge Funds
Steve Cohen Would Prefer A Lockup Period Of Forever, But He'll Settle For Three Years
By Owen Davis
News
Steve Mnuchin Evidently No Longer Returning Anthony Scaramucci's Calls
By Owen Davis
Cryptocurrencies
Bitcoin Is Gold 2.0, Says Guy Unaware Of How Shitty Gold 1.0 Is
By Owen Davis
Cryptocurrencies
Burn One Down For The Munchee ICO
By Owen Davis
Banks
More Evidence That Sexual Mores In West Coast Finance Remain Two Decades Behind Wall Street
By Owen Davis
News
Ex-Goldmanite Elder Care Worker Baffled By Bitcoin
By Owen Davis
Goldman Sachs
Goldman Sachs Isn't *Not* Going To Clear Bitcoin Futures
By Owen Davis
Hedge Funds
If You're Wondering Whether Paul Singer Would Stoop To Dragging CEOs' Children Into Activist Battles, Apparently You Don't Know Paul Singer
By Owen Davis
Cryptocurrencies
Call The ‘Close:’ Lol, Bitcoin Edition
By Owen Davis
Cryptocurrencies
Having Deliberated For Months On The Topic, Big Banks Decide Bitcoin Futures Are Dumb As Hell
By Owen Davis
Cryptocurrencies
Ethereum, The Crypto Network That Will Transform Everything, Struggles To Handle Digital Beanie Babies
By Owen Davis
News
Morgan Stanley's Tesla Whisperer Has Placed His Dying Hopes Aboard A SpaceX Rocket
By Owen Davis
Cryptocurrencies
The SEC's Lowest-Hanging-Fruit Division Just Busted Its First ICO Scam
By Owen Davis
Cryptocurrencies
Go Get Your Blockchain MBA So You Can Get Laid Off From A Crypto I-Bank Instead Of A Real One
By Owen Davis
News
JPMorgan: Okay, Fine, Short Tesla
By Owen Davis
News
No Matter How Little You Know About Bitcoin, You Probably Know More Than The White House
By Owen Davis
Hedge Funds
Carl Icahn Got His Groove Back
By Owen Davis
Banks
Enough Of This Half-Assed 'Futures' Nonsense, Which Of You Banks Is Gonna Trade Actual Bitcoins?
By Owen Davis
Hedge Funds
Good News For Bill Ackman: Everything About His Chipotle Bet Seems To Be Going Wrong
By Owen Davis
News
Jerome Powell Is Having A Bit Too Much Fun Watching Bitcoin Go Nuts
By Owen Davis
News
Jack Bogle Now Old Enough Not To Notice Vanguard Going Active
By Owen Davis
Cryptocurrencies
You May Soon Be Able To Sell A Bitcoin For $10,000, Though Your Life Will Remain Fundamentally Meaningless
By Owen Davis
Business Media
Need Something To Appreciate This Thanksgiving? How About Us Financial Journalists, You Goddamn Ingrates
By Owen Davis
Banks
If JPMorgan's Clients Are Dumb Enough To Buy Bitcoin Futures, JPMorgan Might Just Help Them Do It
By Owen Davis
Goldman Sachs
In Apparent Attempt To Give Robert Shiller An Aneurysm, Goldman Ushers In Era Of 'Rational Exuberance'
By Owen Davis
News
An Ancient And Mystical Urge Has Brought Jack Lew Into Private Equity
By Owen Davis
Cryptocurrencies
Finally: A Useful Crypto Project
By Owen Davis
Banks
The Swiss Just Gave JPMorgan The Highest Money Laundering Honor The World Has To Offer
By Owen Davis
Cryptocurrencies
The ICO World Is Heading For A Very Hard Fork
By Owen Davis
Hedge Funds
Jim Chanos Throws More Money At Tesla Short
By Owen Davis
Banks
Irrational Exuberance Has Officially Arrived
By Owen Davis
Banks
Credit Suisse Fined For Being Too Good At Front-Running
By Owen Davis
Cryptocurrencies
Bitcoin's Inexorable Rally Interrupted By Fleeting Realization Of Its Utter Inability To Function As A Currency
By Owen Davis
Banks
BAML Will Now Let Us Know Whether It Was ‘The Big One’ Every Time The Market Falls Half A Percent
By Owen Davis
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