October 20, 2021

Owen Davis

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News

The White House Would Like To Urge Every Stock-Owning American Not To Miss Out On This Special Melt-Up Opportunity

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Cryptocurrencies

SEC Calmly Reminds Investors Not To Come Crying When They Lose Their Shirts Betting On Crypto Nonsense

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Hedge Funds

Crypto Hedge Fund Packed With Ex-Goldmanites Raises A Paltry $140 Million

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News

Spotify's Direct Listing Is A Beautifully Pure Sell Signal

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Cryptocurrencies

To Avoid Wildly Overvalued Tech Ventures, Peter Thiel Invests In Bitcoin

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News

The [Dumb] Year In Bitcoin

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Hedge Funds

How's Whitney Tilson Doing? Fine, GREAT, Actually, I Mean I Haven't Slept In Weeks But I Feel Incredible, Seriously, Who Needs Sleep? Also Are My Eyes Twitching?

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Cryptocurrencies

Time To Grow Up, Stop Buying Bitcoin, And Let These Ex-Goldmanites Charge You One-And-Ten To Manage A Crypto Index On Your Behalf

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Private Equity

The Wall Street Lobby Just Got Taken To School By The Private Equity Lobby

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Hedge Funds

Steve Cohen Is Bit-Curious

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Cryptocurrencies

Long Bitcoin Is The New Long Bitcoin

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News

Drama King Neel Kashkari Is Trying To Pack A Whole Year's Worth Of Dissents Into One Week

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Cryptocurrencies

Why Even Try Anymore

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Cryptocurrencies

Time For Blue Apron To Go Crypto

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Goldman Sachs

Remember When Goldman Upgraded Tesla The Same Day It Underwrote A $2 Billion Stock Offering? So Does The SEC

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Hedge Funds

Stanley Druckenmiller And Jim Chanos Occupy Opposite Ends Of The Tesla Derangement Spectrum

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Hedge Funds

Steve Cohen Would Prefer A Lockup Period Of Forever, But He'll Settle For Three Years

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News

Steve Mnuchin Evidently No Longer Returning Anthony Scaramucci's Calls

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Cryptocurrencies

Bitcoin Is Gold 2.0, Says Guy Unaware Of How Shitty Gold 1.0 Is

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Cryptocurrencies

Burn One Down For The Munchee ICO

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Banks

More Evidence That Sexual Mores In West Coast Finance Remain Two Decades Behind Wall Street

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News

Ex-Goldmanite Elder Care Worker Baffled By Bitcoin

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Goldman Sachs

Goldman Sachs Isn't *Not* Going To Clear Bitcoin Futures

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Hedge Funds

If You're Wondering Whether Paul Singer Would Stoop To Dragging CEOs' Children Into Activist Battles, Apparently You Don't Know Paul Singer

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Cryptocurrencies

Call The ‘Close:’ Lol, Bitcoin Edition

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Cryptocurrencies

Having Deliberated For Months On The Topic, Big Banks Decide Bitcoin Futures Are Dumb As Hell

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Cryptocurrencies

Ethereum, The Crypto Network That Will Transform Everything, Struggles To Handle Digital Beanie Babies

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News

Morgan Stanley's Tesla Whisperer Has Placed His Dying Hopes Aboard A SpaceX Rocket

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Cryptocurrencies

The SEC's Lowest-Hanging-Fruit Division Just Busted Its First ICO Scam

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Cryptocurrencies

Go Get Your Blockchain MBA So You Can Get Laid Off From A Crypto I-Bank Instead Of A Real One

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News

JPMorgan: Okay, Fine, Short Tesla

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News

No Matter How Little You Know About Bitcoin, You Probably Know More Than The White House

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Hedge Funds

Carl Icahn Got His Groove Back

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Banks

Enough Of This Half-Assed 'Futures' Nonsense, Which Of You Banks Is Gonna Trade Actual Bitcoins?

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Hedge Funds

Good News For Bill Ackman: Everything About His Chipotle Bet Seems To Be Going Wrong

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News

Jerome Powell Is Having A Bit Too Much Fun Watching Bitcoin Go Nuts

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News

Jack Bogle Now Old Enough Not To Notice Vanguard Going Active

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Cryptocurrencies

You May Soon Be Able To Sell A Bitcoin For $10,000, Though Your Life Will Remain Fundamentally Meaningless

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Business Media

Need Something To Appreciate This Thanksgiving? How About Us Financial Journalists, You Goddamn Ingrates

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Banks

If JPMorgan's Clients Are Dumb Enough To Buy Bitcoin Futures, JPMorgan Might Just Help Them Do It

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Goldman Sachs

In Apparent Attempt To Give Robert Shiller An Aneurysm, Goldman Ushers In Era Of 'Rational Exuberance'

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News

An Ancient And Mystical Urge Has Brought Jack Lew Into Private Equity

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Cryptocurrencies

Finally: A Useful Crypto Project

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Banks

The Swiss Just Gave JPMorgan The Highest Money Laundering Honor The World Has To Offer

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Cryptocurrencies

The ICO World Is Heading For A Very Hard Fork

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Hedge Funds

Jim Chanos Throws More Money At Tesla Short

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Banks

Irrational Exuberance Has Officially Arrived

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Banks

Credit Suisse Fined For Being Too Good At Front-Running

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Cryptocurrencies

Bitcoin's Inexorable Rally Interrupted By Fleeting Realization Of Its Utter Inability To Function As A Currency

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Banks

BAML Will Now Let Us Know Whether It Was ‘The Big One’ Every Time The Market Falls Half A Percent