banking culture

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Some ideas on how to brace yourself for the coming carnage.

If there is one piece of advice to follow about how to land a job on Wall Street this summer... you might as well follow this one, cuz why not.

banking culture

How Are You Preparing For Today's Opening Bell?

Business Insider To Wall Street Interns: Stay The F*ck Out Of The Hamptons, Bro

Fashion Meets Finance: Even Worse Than You Think

Dating Mr. Junk Bond

The Citi Never Sleeps: Sleep Deprivation Makes You Stupid

Older Guy Declares War On Millennials

Are Investment Bankers Worse Than Television Writers?

Hunting Cats Of A Certain Age

Let Me Reiterate, That Cougar Will Feel Like She's Sixteen Again When MY (Step) Son Is Banging Her, THIS MUCH I PROMISE YOU

That Cougar Will Feel Like She's Sixteen Again When MY Son Is Banging Her, THIS MUCH I PROMISE YOU

Let's Talk About Sex (Alternatively, Let's Not Talk About It, Because Someone's "A Gentleman")

Recently Accepted Applicants

Speed Dating Scandal

Vote Or Die

The Saddest Story Ever Told

How Financial Districts Are Born

Infinite Wisdom: It’s Easy To Avoid Gold Diggers When There’s No Gold To Dig

Bear Stearns Cleaner Than Citigroup

Wall Street Still Stressful, Less Drug Addled

Why Don’t You Just Throw Us, Still Seated On Our Spin Bike, Into A Wall?

That UBS Banker: New FOE Heard From

Bankers, Strippers and Long Island City

Buy These Shoes And Walk The Plank (There's More Where That Came From)

Look at my $40,000 watch!

Look at my button down striped shirt! Fucking look at it!

Why Won't You Just Conform?

Rich People Are Awesome, Cheap

Report: Neighbor's arbitrary and unilateral course of action is probably only exceeded by neighbor's sense of entitlement

Related: Come Talk To Us At The Shake Shack Today

When Bankers Break Down Understandable for Over-worked Analyst or A Firing Offense?

When Bankers Break Down!Email Brawl Exposes the Brutal Hours and Boring Work Of Junior Investment Bankers

Caption Contest Thursday: If These Bankers Can't Even Properly Execute A Waterfall, How Can You Expect Them To Increase Deal Volume?

Why, God, Why?

(The larger question being, what level of tomfoolery are banker-girlfriends required to accommodate before they're allowed to get mad and demand reparations?)

What Is Tim Sykes Whispering in This Girl’s Ear?

Rats On The Trading Floor

Tool Time: The New York Post's Investment Banking Poster Child Gets The Tim Sykes Treatment

Remember, It's Just A Battery-Operated Device-- It's Not Love

D-School For Wall Street?

College Kids Express Their Last Bit Of Anti-Banking Heavy Breathing Before Going Into Banking

Signs of Financial Euphoria: Hamptons Real Estate

Dana Vachon, A Portait Of The Imperialist Banker In A Blazer And Sock-Free Loafers

Going Down With Dana Vachon

Brokerage Fees Are High Because Country Club Memberships Don't Pay For Themselves

A Conversation With A Leveraged Finance Professional

Life of A Banker?

The Leisure Gap

Carrie Bradshaw Goes To Wall Street

Damn It Feels Good To Be A Rothschild

Investment Bankers: The Killers and the Killed