For a cryptocurrency pioneer, Fido’s timing could be a bit better.
For our sins, the universe has given us a new and better bitcoin.
Let someone else decide which initial coin offerings are and are not scams.
Cryptocurrencies are growing up so fast!
Welcome to the “Dan Bilzerian said what?” phase of bitcoin mania.
We get it, dad, you heard about a thing on the internet.
We're sorry to have to do this but we really have no choice.