Bonus Watch '19: Hey, Still-Employed Equities Trader, Keeping Your Job Is Your Bonus
You still have a gig trading equities, and you want more? Are traders greedy or something?
Bonus Watch '19: UBS Allegedly Hopes Pregnant Employees Enjoy Babies More Than Money
The Swiss lender is pretty sure all that time spent complaining about gender equity could be spent parenting that baby who ruined your career.
Bonus Watch '17: The Trump Bump Will Be Made Manifest In Wall Street Bonus Checks
You're gonna wanna cash those bonus checks ASAP.
Bonus Watch '13: SAC Capital
Back in December, a bunch of recruiters made the bold claim that following the government's charges against former portfolio manager Mathew Martoma, SAC Capital employees were, if not giving them the time of day, at least waiting a few seconds longer before hanging up the phone. At another firm, the turn events probably would have been cause for concern that the staff would be abandoning ship in short order. Since we're talking about SAC, though, we figured not only would The Big Guy & Co not be concerned about the prospect of mass resignations but would take the opportunity to remind people that this is SAC Capital and at SAC Capital, they don't receive resignation letters, they only issue pink slips, lest anyone be getting any ideas. So you can imagine our shock and horror to find out this happened: