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Bright side: Those not good enough even for the French bank could also try for a certain German one.

Mmm, the smell of pink slips wafting in from Battery Park City on the warming air.

We heard that the weakest bonuses in many moons were paid out on Friday, how mass was the exodus?

One Deutsche Banker describes this bonus season as feeling like "a prelude to just shutting the whole thing down."

Dmitry Balyasny’s latest best idea is to can 20% of his employees.

This is getting very dark, very quickly.

The bank tells Bloomberg that it isn't mulling over layoffs, which makes us wonder "why not?"

He's getting better and being better every day, you guys.

What's the German compound word for "Put the mango down! Mango is for closers"?

Sounds like a few dozen people are coming around to the idea that UBS sucks.

Die Götterdämmerung of 60 Wall Street has begun.

This "anything you can do, we can do better" shit has gone TOO far.

Bill Ackman needs to hide away and think, so the PSQ office needs to be 18% quieter.

Margins require sacrifice, even if you are raking it in hand over fist.

A tough 2016 is manifesting itself in all sorts of unpleasant ways at 1251 Sixth Avenue.

The Swiss...missed.

For every layoff the rest of Wall Street manages to avoid, Deutsche Bank will cut two jobs.

Is there a German compound word for terrible irony?

At today's DB, layoffs are almost clemency.

It's bad news/worse news over at the House of Gorman.

Unless you work in compliance, the days of champagne, caviar, and blow are back!

Yeah, YOU.

These would be on top of the 10k already underway.

Tough breaks over in Germany.

The House of Moynihan is reportedly having some awkward conversations in the conference room today.

The Swiss bank is said to be asking London bankers to turn in their ID badges, forever.

The House of Lloyd plans to divest itself of a whole buncha investment bankers.

Paul Tudor Jones has asked a number of employees to clean out their desks.

We're told the hedge fund giant may be getting smaller.

According to Charlie Gasparino, the House of Lloyd is preparing big cuts.