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Layoff Watch '19: Deutsche Bank Contemplating Giving Its US I-Bank Death By 20,000 Cuts
How does Christian Sewing have 20K people left to lose?
Layoff Watch '19: All Deutsche Bank I-Bankers Might As Well Start Packing Their Scheiße
Deutsche Bank now openly contemplating what an investment bank looks like without investment bankers.
Layoff Watch '19: BMO Capital Markets Giving Itself A Little Spring Trim
We hear that HQ is calling for a 5% cut across all groups.
Layoff Watch '19: The Entire Chase Social Media Should Just Start Packing Up Their Desks Now
Never tweet, even if it's your literal job.
Layoffs Watch ’19: SocGen’s Investment Bank Stinks So It Needs A Lot Less Of It
Bright side: Those not good enough even for the French bank could also try for a certain German one.
Layoff Watch '19: Goldman Sachs Doing Some Routine Spring Cleaning In Commodities
Mmm, the smell of pink slips wafting in from Battery Park City on the warming air.
Bonus Watch '19: Equity Traders At Deutsche Bank Seeing A Lot Of Zeroes...With No Numbers In Front Of Them
One Deutsche Banker describes this bonus season as feeling like "a prelude to just shutting the whole thing down."
Trump White House Resorts To Torture In Hopes Of Stopping GM Layoffs
This is getting very dark, very quickly.
Layoff Watch '18: Credit Suisse Looking Into How Many People Somehow Still Work At Credit Suisse
The bank tells Bloomberg that it isn't mulling over layoffs, which makes us wonder "why not?"
Gary Cohn Mulled Over Becoming CEO Of Wells Fargo Because Something Inside Gary Cohn Has Broken And He Doesn't Love Himself Enough To Fix It
He's getting better and being better every day, you guys.
Layoffs Watch '18: UBS Wealth Managers Getting Cheaper By The Dozens
Sounds like a few dozen people are coming around to the idea that UBS sucks.
After Reports Mass Layoffs At Barnes & Noble, Amazon Lays Off Hundreds Through Force Of Habit
This "anything you can do, we can do better" shit has gone TOO far.
Layoffs Watch '18: Pershing Square Capital Slashes Headcount By 18% So Bill Ackman Can Get Back To Basics
Bill Ackman needs to hide away and think, so the PSQ office needs to be 18% quieter.
Layoffs Watch '17: Fidelity Cuts A Few Hundred Just To Be Safe...We Guess?
Margins require sacrifice, even if you are raking it in hand over fist.
Bonus/Layoffs/Liquidation Watch ’17: Paulson & Co.
A tough 2016 is manifesting itself in all sorts of unpleasant ways at 1251 Sixth Avenue.
Layoffs Watch '17: Now We're Counting On You, Deutsche Bank
For every layoff the rest of Wall Street manages to avoid, Deutsche Bank will cut two jobs.
Layoff Watch '17: Deutsche Bank Fixed Income Traders Will Be Treated To A Bloodbath Once HR Gets Done Decimating Equities Traders
Is there a German compound word for terrible irony?
Layoff Watch '17: Deutsche Bank Looking To Free Equities And Fixed-Income Staffers Who Haven't Already Freed Themselves
At today's DB, layoffs are almost clemency.
Bonus Watch/Layoffs Watch '17: Morgan Stanley Culling MDs Like It's Name Is Goldman Sachs
It's bad news/worse news over at the House of Gorman.
Layoffs Watch '16: Nobody Is Getting Fired Ever Again!
Unless you work in compliance, the days of champagne, caviar, and blow are back!
Layoffs Watch '16: Deutsche Bank Considering Relieving Itself Of An Extra 10,000 Employees
These would be on top of the 10k already underway.
Layoffs Watch '16: Deutsche Bank Is Going To Go And Ax An Extra Thousand Employees
Tough breaks over in Germany.
Layoffs Watch '16: Bank Of America Is Putting Senior Staff Out To Pasture
The House of Moynihan is reportedly having some awkward conversations in the conference room today.
Layoffs Watch '16: Credit Suisse Bankers Are Girding Their Loins
The Swiss bank is said to be asking London bankers to turn in their ID badges, forever.
Layoffs Watch '16: Goldman Sachs Is Lightening Its Load In Asia
The House of Lloyd plans to divest itself of a whole buncha investment bankers.
Layoffs Watch '16: Credit Suisse Has Good News And Less Good News
Which do you want first?
Layoffs Watch '16: Goldman Sachs Is Spreading Out Its Tough Goodbyes This Fall
Some little Lloyds won't make it past Labor Day, while others will get to celebrate one last Halloween/National Salami Day/Election Day/Boxing Day at the bank.
Layoffs Watch '16: Pershing Square Cuts Employees, But Not Because Of Performance Or Anything
Don't put this on Herbalife. Or Valeant. Or Brexit.
Layoffs Watch '16: Goldman Sachs Traders And Salesman Got An Extra-Long Holiday Weekend
And the rest of the summer off.
Layoffs Watch '16: PIMCO To Say Some Tough Good-Byes
On the bright side, you can always join Bill Gross at the new shop?
Layoffs Watch '16: Goldman Sachs Tells Investment Bankers To Clean Out Their Desks
The cuts are on top of Goldman's annual axing of the 5% of employees giving the bank a bad name.
Layoffs Watch '16: UBS Freeing Up Some Space In Its Investment Bank
By axing a bunch of employees.
Layoffs Watch '16: BNP Cutting Investment Bankers But It's Okay
The French are also *hiring*.
Layoffs Watch '16: Only YOU Can Help HSBC Cut $5 Billion In Costs
Employees across the pond know what we're talking about.
Credit Suisse's Layoffs Are Going Really Well: CEO
Thanks for asking.
Carl Icahn Really Needs Those AIG Layoffs To Pay Off
Everything else is screwing him.