Banks

More transparency? To attract investors? What is this, Bank of America?

That or he’s taking out his frustration over being spied on out on 500 of you, and then spying on the rest of you for good measure.

To that person, should he or she exist, Baird has some deflating news.

The bank misspoke when it said the surveillance was isolated, but on that point only.

It's not picky!

Someone who is running for president would like to know.

A bit of extra vigilance might be in order, and will probably be enough to catch the hapless rent-a-cops in Tidjane Thiam’s employ.

It’s not the $2 billion. It’s the “we were wrong, we’re sorry” part.

Because the former Goldman Sachs scam artist is not going to be investment banking anymore.

Thanks for nothing, Wall Street.

Either way, the regulators don’t think they need extra monitoring anymore.

He’s got to do something for the next four years.

The investment bank isn’t the only thing that needs work.

1,200 of you are on the market this holiday season to make the CEO feel a little better.

The wholesale departures precede some additional wholesale departures.

Christian Sewing involuntarily shudders whenever he hears police sirens now.

He may even take AirTrain to JFK.

The people persons are precisely reflective of the organization as a whole.

And they had plenty of their own stink to deal with already.

Oh? You don’t have $24,000 in cash lying around? I see.

Actually, there’s nothing to see, or at least nothing you’d want to see.

Jim Amine knows what we’re talking about.

‘Twas nearly death by derivative, sayeth the courts.

We feel seen.

This is problematic, given that he runs a British bank.

Jamie Dimon's obsession with being the next JR Ewing is becoming difficult to ignore.

Michael Corbat promotes Jane Fraser to heir apparent at Citi, meaning Jamie Dimon better retire if he wants to make herstory.

At least, federal prosecutors hope it is.

Sergio Ermotti barely notices the I-bank’s losses anymore, which is the point of them, right?

Give him your hungry, your tired, your convicted felons yearning to, uh, say hello to people as they enter a Chase branch.

Turns out “unofficial internship programs” for Asian magnates’ failchildren are frowned upon.

We demand a probe into Credit Suisse’s Arborgate!

This is probably not the kind of thing the bank should have allowed to reach the lawsuit stage.

Say what you will, but leaving BNY Mellon to run Wells Fargo proves that Charlie Scharf is definitely not a venal careerist.