The not-46th-president-of-the-United-States made history this week all the same.
Comply with our subpoenas or, you know, just stop doing any business in the United States.
It definitely says “Thou shalt not cancel my checking account in absence of a mask” in one or all of those.
The Drumpfs need some new banks.
And private equity firms have even bigger concerns.
Unlike the president, Goldman Sachs really did mean it metaphorically.
As usual, it’s going to lose money on it.
BriMoy & co. are gonna hold on to what’s rightfully yours for your own good.
How many it has, and how much it will cost, remains unclear.
Which is too bad for an astonished Credit Suisse.
Really, it was about someone fucking up on our side. Honest.
That kind of predatory nonsense belongs only in the land of the free and the home of the brave.
The Swiss have, as is their wont, precisely quantified the investment bank’s status.
Supreme Court To Decide If Banks Really Need To Be The Things They Say They Are Dek: Honesty
Please rise and raise your right hands and prepare to explain everything everyone named “Trump” ever said to you.
Being so brazen as to shock an Objectivist isn’t enough.
The SPAC-and-IPO party on Wall Street will have to stand in for the traditional holiday festivities this year.
Who needs special when you can have scale?
The financial crisis is still very much ongoing in Zürich.
Not in your toolbox, eh, Urs?
David Solomon’s retail revolution has yet to hit the partnership.
And then make Donald Trump a non-client as quickly as possible.
The bank’s newfound wokeness has apparently failed to penetrate the legal department.
Imagine thinking that bringing on a piece of Wells Fargo is a net-plus.
But not before drawing one last racial discrimination lawsuit therefrom.
$5.1 billion in fines demands a $174 million decrease in the comfort of millionaires.
Luckily for David Solomon, Bill Barr is super-busy destroying democracy these days.
And like some of their bad apple brethren are thusly former Wells Fargo employees now.
You won’t need to worry about profits doubling once Marcus is in charge.
Citigroup, on the other hand, is still feeling under the weather.
So Jim Gorman wants to turn Morgan Stanley into Schwab.
And that doesn’t even take into account the QAnon guy.
A Goldman partnership will not only bring precedence, but also the wealth that others associate with it.
Hint: It didn’t have to look far.
Spoofing really is a magical affair.
Affirmative inaction beneficiary Charlie Scharf doesn’t understand why he only wants to hire white people.
It doesn’t stop the money laundering, of course, but that’s not really the goal, is it?
The rest merely need to come in a clean out their desks.