Morgan Stanley’s Still No. 1 In Trading So Could You Stop Harping On How Much Closer To No. 2 It Is Now?
No, James Gorman isn’t any more interested in hearing about how great retail banks are doing, either, thank you.
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Interim Wells Fargo CEO Uses Earnings Call To Remind Everyone He's Doing A Great Job That He Hates
C Allen Parker has increased profits despite flat revenue, and he wants out very very badly.
Mike Corbat Will Fire All Of You If That’s What It Takes To Hold On To This Feeling
The Citi chief has scratched and clawed his way to the top from the depths, and he’s not gonna let anyone—least of all bankers—drag him back down.
Wells Fargo Circling The Wagons Around A Solid CEO Hire, Will Probably Still Screw It Up
Cathy Bessant is at the top of the list, but this IS Wells Fargo.
Deutsche Bank Is Done Watching Goldman Sachs Hog The Spotlight On The 1MDB Scandal
What's the German compound word for "Get off my lawn!"?
New JPMorgan ETF Robot May Not Be Cool, But It Is Cheap
J.D. & co. are betting that’ll be enough to keep the twenty- and thirty-somethings rolling in to their local chase branch.
We'll Give You One Guess Which Bank Was Lending To Jeffrey Epstein
Oh, Deutsche, you beautiful monster.
Homeland Security Would Like To Know If JPMorgan Wants Its Boat Full Of Cocaine Back
US Customs has $1 billion of coke with a lot of names on it.
Deutsche Bank Predictably Manages To Do The Right Thing In Totally The Wrong Way
The whole cutting-things-to-the-bone-and-firing-everyone-before-lunch thing totally would have worked seven years ago. Now? Maybe not so much.
Bloomberg: Deutsche Bank's US Headquarters Is A Half-Empty Sadness Factory Fueled By Weltschmerz And Day Drinking
A fun peek inside 60 Wall Street!
Layoff Watch '19: Deutsche Bank Contemplating Giving Its US I-Bank Death By 20,000 Cuts
How does Christian Sewing have 20K people left to lose?
Deutsche Bank Passes Fed Stress Test, Proving That The Stress Test Does Not Work
Maybe Trump is right about this Fed...
Jim Gorman Thinks The White House Needs To Get Stuffed On This Trade War Nonsense, Mate
The Morgan Stanley CEO tells CNBC that the president is acting like a total bogan, yeah?
Shockingly Still In His Job, Deutsche Bank's Global Head Of Equities Is Leaving His Job Soon
Peter Selman has finally realized that it is time to aussteigen.
Deutsche Bank Looking To Load Up On The Kind Of CLOs That Don't Contain Deutsche Bank Kind Of Loans
Aside from the inherent irony, this might not be the worst idea.
Senior Deutsche Bankers Defecting To Citi And HSBC So, Yeah, It's THAT Bad At Deutsche These Days
Time to "update" your resumes, Deutsche rainmakers.
Deutsche Bank To Save Itself By Becoming Less Of A Bank
If it’s the slightest bit risky, it’s too risky a business line for the Germans.
Massive Bank Merger Results In New Entity Named After The Sound A Redneck Makes When Asking For Your Car Keys
"Truist Financial Corp." is about to be the sixth largest bank in America.
Deutsche Bank Still Trying, Failing To Figure Out How To Stop Money Laundering
Yes, this headline would apply no matter what you put after “figure out,” but once again we’re talking about this.
It's Official, No One Wants To Run Wells Fargo
Anybody want to make millions running a $207B megabank?...No?...Ok, then.
Desperate To Overhaul Its Risk Management Team, Wells Fargo Turns To Executive From [Checks Notes] Deutsche Bank?
You never fail to shock us with your hiring decisions, Wells Fargo.
Wells Fargo Considering Just Admitting That No One Wants To Be CEO Of Wells Fargo
The Stagecoach is about to just give up and let its lawyer run the place.
JPMorgan Pays Out $5 Million In Belated Recognition That Men Are Technically Also Sometimes Parents
Happy Father's Day from Jamie Dimon and his lawyers!
Jamie Dimon Pretty Certain That Wells Fargo Is Not Being Run Very Well
The Khaleesi of Wall Street throws some shade at The Stagecoach.
Deutsche Bank's Head Investment Banker Is Facing The Ax Because No Duh
Paul Achleitner has created a situation in which he feels that he can't afford to fire the chief of his failing investment banking unit.
Layoff Watch '19: All Deutsche Bank I-Bankers Might As Well Start Packing Their Scheiße
Deutsche Bank now openly contemplating what an investment bank looks like without investment bankers.
Much To The Chagrin Of Anyone Who Loves A Dumb Mystery, Congress Is About To Get A Look At Trump's Bank Accounts
We fully expect Lee Zeldin's face to melt off when he sees who owns Trump's massive debts.
JPMorgan Shareholders Attempting To Starve Jamie Dimon Into The White House
If less than 75% of these yahoos think one man shouldn't be making more than $30 million a year, he might as well go run The Free World.
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Hong Kong Has Not Forgotten About JPMorgan’s Sons And Daughters Program
Nor about the former executive within its jurisdiction who allegedly helped make it rain IPOs.
Deutsche Bank Investors Would Really Like Deutsche Bank To Recognize That It Sucks At Investment Banking
In fairness, it seems like they have a point.
Investors Psyched To Learn That Morgan Stanley Was "We Need A Naked Short"-Level Of Confident As Uber IPO Approached
If an underwriter is using a naked short to sell you insurance on an IPO and you still buy into it, you might be too dumb to have money.
Sadomasochistic Megabank Courting Area Hedge Fund Manager To Be Its Next Dominatrix/CEO
If Wells Fargo wants Bridgewater's Eileen Murray to be its next CEO, then Wells Fargo might actually be ready to change.
We Should Punish John Stumpf By Making Him Live In A Charlie Munger Dorm Room
No windows and having to listen to undergraduates for the rest of his life seems to fit the crime.
American Head Of British Bank Thinks British Hedge Fund Manager Should Go Back To America And Leave Him The Hell Alone
Jes Staley has had quite enough of Edward Bramson.
UBS Wealth Managers Can Hire One New Person, But Only After They Sacrifice Five Of Their Own To The Gods Of Swiss Banking
Sergio Ermotti is telling HR to "Go Aztec."
Donald Trump Sues Deutsche Bank To Prevent Congress From Knowing More About His Debt Situation Than He Does
Our two favorite messy bitches are having more hot drama.
Layoff Watch '19: The Entire Chase Social Media Should Just Start Packing Up Their Desks Now
Never tweet, even if it's your literal job.
Wells Fargo Has Hired Someone Help It Meet The Right Woman
That's right, the least-trusted bank in America is paying to meet women.
Former Cantor Fitzgerald Broker Now Free To Tell Jurors About That One Time A Co-Worker Took A Dump In Her Coffee Mug
Arbitration will not protect Cantor's New Jersey office from being synonymous with mean-spirited office kitchen scat play.
New Wells Fargo CEO Is Having The Time Of His Life
Allen Parker knows he won’t be running the place for long, so he can have a good laugh about the heckles and insults.
Deutsche Bank Leaves Commerzbank At The Altar Because Apparently Beggars CAN Be Choosers
It s starting to seem like Deutsche Bank doesn't have a clear picture of itself.
Morgan ‘#metoo’ Stanley Has A Potential Future Female CEO, Too, Now, Guys
Marianne Lake is not impressed.
Unaware That It Already Is One, Deutsche Bank Contemplates Formation Of "Bad Bank" Unit
If Deutsche Bank puts all its bad assets, liabilities and stalled business lines into one entity, what would be left of Deutsche Bank?
Jamie Dimon Gives Marianne Lake The Role And The Rival That The The Prophecy Requires For Her To Take His Throne
The gods must be appeased, and the next POTUS has moved to appease them.
Lehman Brothers: The Musical
An investment bank’s strange, not-so-erotic journey from Montgomery to Manhattan.