David Solomon’s retail revolution has yet to hit the partnership.
And then make Donald Trump a non-client as quickly as possible.
The bank’s newfound wokeness has apparently failed to penetrate the legal department.
Imagine thinking that bringing on a piece of Wells Fargo is a net-plus.
But not before drawing one last racial discrimination lawsuit therefrom.
$5.1 billion in fines demands a $174 million decrease in the comfort of millionaires.
Luckily for David Solomon, Bill Barr is super-busy destroying democracy these days.
And like some of their bad apple brethren are thusly former Wells Fargo employees now.
You won’t need to worry about profits doubling once Marcus is in charge.
Citigroup, on the other hand, is still feeling under the weather.
So Jim Gorman wants to turn Morgan Stanley into Schwab.
And that doesn’t even take into account the QAnon guy.
A Goldman partnership will not only bring precedence, but also the wealth that others associate with it.
Hint: It didn’t have to look far.
Spoofing really is a magical affair.
Affirmative inaction beneficiary Charlie Scharf doesn’t understand why he only wants to hire white people.
It doesn’t stop the money laundering, of course, but that’s not really the goal, is it?
The rest merely need to come in a clean out their desks.
A week before his colleagues are being ordered back to the office and at the same time that Jamie Dimon is extolling the plan’s virtues.
It was a risk she could neither account for nor do anything about.
Jamie Dimon’s not proud of it, but there it is.
Anyone can audit them, but there’s only one auditor they’re thinking about suing.
A font to fix it all.
That’s how it’s supposed to work, right?
What can Dave Solomon do to get you into a new car with a built-in credit card today?
Does anything say lack of success quite like “Deutsche Bank Park”?
Quickly enough to need to restate those earnings.
Cy Vance knows what we’re talking about.
Thanks for the input, Cerberus, but the other Germans have sort of maybe kinda got this.
Donald Trump’s Deutsche Banker scored a pretty nice profit by flipping it, too.
And the second quarter definitely did not kill it!
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Mommy and Daddy in this case being China and the U.S.
Wait for a politically convenient moment, pay less.
The Swiss don’t believe in procrastinating.
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