Banks

Citigroup, on the other hand, is still feeling under the weather.

So Jim Gorman wants to turn Morgan Stanley into Schwab.

And that doesn’t even take into account the QAnon guy.

True story.

A Goldman partnership will not only bring precedence, but also the wealth that others associate with it.

Several hundred of them on projects unrelated to JPMorgan Chase, but you’ve got to admire their gumption and ability to fill out forms.

Someone get Stephanie Cohen a set of hair clippers.

Hint: It didn’t have to look far.

Spoofing really is a magical affair.

Affirmative inaction beneficiary Charlie Scharf doesn’t understand why he only wants to hire white people.

It doesn’t stop the money laundering, of course, but that’s not really the goal, is it?

The rest merely need to come in a clean out their desks.

A week before his colleagues are being ordered back to the office and at the same time that Jamie Dimon is extolling the plan’s virtues.

It was a risk she could neither account for nor do anything about.

And if you’re a JPMorgan trader, it’s your job to keep him company.

Of course, Jane Fraser should remember what happened to the last Queen Jane.

Jamie Dimon’s not proud of it, but there it is.

Anyone can audit them, but there’s only one auditor they’re thinking about suing.

A font to fix it all.

At least, they say no one can question whether they’re doing it, which is just as good.

That’s how it’s supposed to work, right?

What can Dave Solomon do to get you into a new car with a built-in credit card today?

Da Bros don’t always wins, but they win enough.

Does anything say lack of success quite like “Deutsche Bank Park”?

Quickly enough to need to restate those earnings.

Cy Vance knows what we’re talking about.

Thanks for the input, Cerberus, but the other Germans have sort of maybe kinda got this.

Donald Trump’s Deutsche Banker scored a pretty nice profit by flipping it, too.

And the second quarter definitely did not kill it!

The Goldman chief found a hell of a potentially unlawful way to celebrate his $3.9 billion settlement of all those unlawful things his bank allegedly did in Malaysia.

Oh, yes, and perhaps had something to do with the sale of Britain’s most successful soccer team? It rings a bit of a bell, now that you ask about it in lawsuit form.

The world’s fattest bank (in more ways than one) is preparing a crash diet.

Someone at the Frankfurt mailroom might want to keep an eye out for envelopes postmarked Albany and Manhattan.

The inevitable Deutsche Bank-Wirecard hookup is nearly here.