Banks

Whether you’re a simple homeowner or a sophisticated investment banking client, it’s just the way Wells does business.

In fairness, Marcus Goldman got his start peddling household goods, so….

Well, it’s second-to-late. And if not that, let it be Jay Powell’s last.

Brian Moynihan is staying put for the foreseeable future.

It takes more than a $1 billion fine to really get the Stagecoach’s attention, apparently.

Congratulations would usually be in order for a promotion, but Rafael Lopez Lorenzo seems more in need of commiserations.

The latest deal trend is exchanging money for companies that exchange money.

The Germans are alleged to not be taking ESG terribly seriously.

Alright you ungrateful little turds here’s your f**king snowflake raise.

You know, pretty much S.O.P.

The youth aren’t interested in living in gilded veal cages.

Perhaps this wasn't the best thing to draw a line in the sand about....

Both of which are completely unnecessary for purpose, but apparently necessary to maintaining Wall Street’s culture or something.

Morgan Stanley doth protest a lot about working from home.

Wall Street’s also-rans confirm that the second quarter was a good one indeed for banks.

Goldman has done very well. Goldman’s kiddies? Maybe less so.

Whatever could have led it to this insight?

It’s a new approach to ensuring that its clients remain as unhappy with the bank as possible.

Federal judges are proving distinctly unimpressed by cases buoyed by the Yates memo.

The SEC, on the other hand…

Jamie Dimon certainly does.

There’s nothing worse than getting hit with an antitrust fine on top of a multi-billion dollar loss.

After a ten-year Teutonic tempest, it’s coming around.

If you’d just make an argument, guys, Amy Coney Barrett would give you everything you asked for and more.

And even more successfully cite the specter of reefer madness.

Name your price, Mark Spehn, and then give Ken Griffin a call.

“If you want to get paid New York rates, you work in New York.”

You know, seems like it might be interesting to talk about.

It’s got one teensy, tiny, HIPAA-triggering request.

Jim Justice may really need that $150,000 statehouse salary.

Good news for hedge funds, bad news for skinflint banks.

Incredible, we know.

COVID-19 has shown Edward Bramson that life’s to short to deal with the likes of Jes Staley.

It’s almost as if five years of stern warnings and meaningful shakes of the head haven’t gotten through yet.