Wall Street’s also-rans confirm that the second quarter was a good one indeed for banks.
Whatever could have led it to this insight?
It’s a new approach to ensuring that its clients remain as unhappy with the bank as possible.
Federal judges are proving distinctly unimpressed by cases buoyed by the Yates memo.
The SEC, on the other hand…
There’s nothing worse than getting hit with an antitrust fine on top of a multi-billion dollar loss.
After a ten-year Teutonic tempest, it’s coming around.
If you’d just make an argument, guys, Amy Coney Barrett would give you everything you asked for and more.
You know, seems like it might be interesting to talk about.
It’s got one teensy, tiny, HIPAA-triggering request.
Jim Justice may really need that $150,000 statehouse salary.
What with the backsliding in spite of the massive investments in AML, and all.
Maybe insulating bankers from any personal responsibility isn’t as great an idea as they thought.
Corruption really is a beautiful game, no?
The Justice Department and Prudential Regulation Authority have some questions.
Certainly not prison illegal, really, if you think about it.
There’s a “girls not allowed” sign on the CEO office’s door.
This will season her up good.
Good news for hedge funds, bad news for skinflint banks.
COVID-19 has shown Edward Bramson that life’s to short to deal with the likes of Jes Staley.
It’s almost as if five years of stern warnings and meaningful shakes of the head haven’t gotten through yet.
It’s not like the bank’s got other pressing issues it needs to deal with now, right?
If even they are inoculated, there’s hope for us all.
Four hundred percent, people! Four hundred percent!
No one’s giving them a blank check anymore.
The Supremes are not at all happy with the Elect.
I mean, we know that’s what Citi investors think, but…
Other banks have chosen getting stimulus money to their customers ASAP, but the big guys are planning a green gift on the greenest day.
Luckily, under its current plan, there will be no need for another awkward conversation on the matter next year.
Never again will a bank have to admit how bad at banking it is in court, at least on this matter.
The rock of respectability has rolled back down the Alps.
You mean to tell me that SoftBank and the Swiss joined forces to back a loser?
You can say and do whatever you want to a dolly-bird tart in old Blighty, as long as she can’t raise the money you need.
They’re feeling very SPACial.
Finders keepers is apparently a genuine precedent under New York State law.
Because at least one of them allegedly found a bank-embarrassing way to make a hundred thousand extra pounds.
Thomas Gottstein has an extra $80 million to spend on, uh, other settlements, probably.