Lawsuit: Maybe Suspected Murderer-Thief Wouldn’t Have Stolen Or Killed If Bank Of America Hadn’t Made It So Easy For Him
BofA is accused of getting a little too Wells Fargo-y with the notorious Alex Murdaugh.
The Idea Of Broken Compliance Culture Has Failed To Penetrate The Corporate Defense Bar
Surely the Justice Department can’t be serious about holding companies to account for all of the hundreds of illegal things they’ve done?
This Is Not Hong Kong, Elon, This Is Wall Street. There Are Rules.
Jamie Dimon thinks Tesla is over the line.
Credit Suisse To Stop Doing Thing It Wasn’t Making Any Money On Anyway
But which was putting it a huge legal, regulatory and financial risk for nothing.
Jeffrey Epstein To Bring Down Entire Global Financial Hierarchy From The Grave
Ties to the convicted pedophile is apparently the only thing powerful white men can’t talk themselves out of.
Firing Watch '22: Joe Biden Making Every Citigroup Employee Get Vaccinated
If you do it in the next month, you get $200. If you don’t do it within two months, you get canned.
Absolute Jewel Of A Bank Worth About As Much As A Rhinestone
Like the Hope Diamond, a curse hangs round the glitter of Monte dei Paschi di Siena.
Actually, That Information Wasn’t So Much Worthless As Worth $200 Million
The CFTC misspoke initially.
Credit Suisse Spied On Lots Of Employees, Just Not The Ones Doing All The Bribing, Money Laundering, Etc.
And there sure were lots of bribes flowing in Mozambique.
Goldman, Morgan Stanley Didn’t Just (Allegedly) Screw Credit Suisse Over On Archegos Sales
At least one company did not enjoy having its shares dumped, it says in lawsuit form.
Bonus Watch ’21: Mike Mayo Is Not Amused By Jane Fraser’s Generosity
Simply showing up shouldn’t be sufficient for a $5 million payday.
You Know Who Don’t Want To End Banking As We Know It? Banks.
Having gritted their teeth through Gary Gensler and Rohit Chopra, the pitchforks are out for Saule Omarova.
Credit Suisse’s New CCO, Swiss Police May Have Crossed Paths On His First Day
A knock at the door from the fuzz is not how anyone wants to ring in a new job.
Maybe Goldman Should Pay The Guys With The Keys To The Room With All Of The Insider Information More
And also not take away their free ice cream.
If You’re Not Spreading A Deadly Pathogen Around The Globe, You’re Just Not Cut Out For Investment Banking
Tales from the pestilent road(show).
Lying To, Overcharging Customers Sure Seems Like Wells Fargo’s Primary Strategy
Whether you’re a simple homeowner or a sophisticated investment banking client, it’s just the way Wells does business.
David Solomon Wants To Help You Buy That New Vacuum Cleaner
In fairness, Marcus Goldman got his start peddling household goods, so….
Elizabeth Warren Would Like Wells Fargo’s Latest Setback To Be Its Last
Well, it’s second-to-late. And if not that, let it be Jay Powell’s last.
Hapless Irish Dad To Remain Hapless Bank CEO For Years To Come
Brian Moynihan is staying put for the foreseeable future.
Wells Fargo: Oh, You Were Serious About Us Not Improperly Foreclosing On People?
It takes more than a $1 billion fine to really get the Stagecoach’s attention, apparently.
Deutsche Bank Lie About Progress In A Key Area? Impossible!
The Germans are alleged to not be taking ESG terribly seriously.
Compensation Watch ’21: Goldman Sachs Junior Mistmakers
Alright you ungrateful little turds here’s your f**king snowflake raise.
Actually, You Can Keep Your Money And Master Class, Mary
The youth aren’t interested in living in gilded veal cages.
Law Firm Associate Has Major Bone To Pick With Morgan Stanley’s GC Over Office Return Demands
Perhaps this wasn't the best thing to draw a line in the sand about....
Junior JPMorgan Chasers Urged To Grind Themselves To Dust To Pay For Jamie Dimon’s Latest Bonus And Also Find Themselves
Both of which are completely unnecessary for purpose, but apparently necessary to maintaining Wall Street’s culture or something.
‘We Need All Lawyers In The Office’ Says Bank Definitely Not Freaking Out About Commercial Real Estate Portfolio
Morgan Stanley doth protest a lot about working from home.
You’ve Heard From The Best, Now Hear From The Rest
Wall Street’s also-rans confirm that the second quarter was a good one indeed for banks.
You Know, When Credit Suisse Really Thinks About It, Maybe It Should Have Someone Reviewing Counterparty Risk
Whatever could have led it to this insight?
Wells Fargo Tries Taking Away Accounts Customers Want Rather Than Saddling Them With Ones They Don’t
It’s a new approach to ensuring that its clients remain as unhappy with the bank as possible.
Deputizing Banks As Sheriffs Too Cute By Half, Apparently
Federal judges are proving distinctly unimpressed by cases buoyed by the Yates memo.
Jamie Dimon Too Busy Buying Fintechs To Check In On Fintech He Already Owns
The SEC, on the other hand…
If You Are Go ing To (Allegedly) Illegally Work In Concert With Rivals To Avoid A Massive Hit On A Collapsing Family Office, At Least Make Sure You Avoid The Massive Hit
There’s nothing worse than getting hit with an antitrust fine on top of a multi-billion dollar loss.
Deutsche Bank Thinks There Might Be Something To Criticisms Of Its Compliance Program
After a ten-year Teutonic tempest, it’s coming around.
Goldman’s Laziness Deprives Supreme Court Of Opportunity To Further Throttle Class Actions
If you’d just make an argument, guys, Amy Coney Barrett would give you everything you asked for and more.
Now That Bitcoins Can Be Traced, Used On Tropical Vacations And Retired Upon, Some People Thing Maybe We Should Regulate Them
You know, seems like it might be interesting to talk about.
Goldman Not Relying On Divine Revelation To Determine Who’s An Anti-Vaxxer
It’s got one teensy, tiny, HIPAA-triggering request.
Credit Suisse Executives May Not Be On The Hook For Greensill Losses, But West Virginia’s Governor Is
Jim Justice may really need that $150,000 statehouse salary.