Banks

That’s what the Justice Department intended, right?

Banco Santander’s a sixth of the way to matching Wells’ auto-loan sanctions.

Now that he’s done with the Community Reinvestment Act, the country really doesn’t need a Comptroller of the Currency anymore.

Maybe all of you Bernie Bros should have thought about that before scaring him out of the race and leaving us with Joe Biden.

The stagecoach has a ways to go before the Morgans feel the shock of recognition.

Not that the Federal Reserve is mad about it or anything. Oh, they are?

Wall Street can print money without you.

These words mean different, diametrically opposite things in Jim Gorman’s homeland.

There will be no banking intern vomit on Stone Street this year.

Bitcoin might not be worth anything, but banking services definitely are.

RBS pioneers firing by Zoom.

Bank Hapoalim went native in Switzerland.

He loves Barclays investment bank, and he really loves the idea of investment bankers working in back rooms of strip malls in Swindon.

The hypocrisy and chutzpah know no bounds.

At last, a happy paradox for Deutsche Bank.

UniCredit’s €1 billion loan loss provision hardly even counts as a sniffle.

Others need not apply. Or, they can, but expect that application to get lost in a mountain of paperwork.

Global pandemics are what Jim Gorman’s pessimism was made for.

But Edward Bramson would love to see a long-dated pink slip with the Barclays CEO’s name on it.

“Rebuilding confidence in safety and security” is sort of the opposite of the president’s modus operandi.

Call it Blankfein’s revenge.

Charlie Scharf’s transformation plan is still a work in progress.

If only it had been so diligent on the Malaysian matter.

And, surprise, surprise, make sure it makes money on a series of spectacularly miscalculated investments.

Which, in Wells Fargo’s case, is not much, so don’t ask.

Dimon-Cuomo 2020!

Well, their investors will get the treat, but all the same.

The coronavirus clemency comes too late for some soon-to-be-former Deutsches.

Don’t banks and the Fed have better things to do right now?

The Kafkaesque conclusions to the Tidjane Thiam and Birgitte Bonnesen sagas.

But don’t worry, little stagecoach drivers: Jamie Dimon’s son-in-law is figuring out how to fix all of those broken wooden wheels.

This is getting exhausting.

Nothing else is solid or steadfast in Switzerland but an in-house hedge fund.

You might think they’re not related issues, but to Edward Bramson it’s like the big reveal in the DaVinci Code, a book I have not read.