Banks

The Germans are alleged to not be taking ESG terribly seriously.

Alright you ungrateful little turds here’s your f**king snowflake raise.

You know, pretty much S.O.P.

The youth aren’t interested in living in gilded veal cages.

Perhaps this wasn't the best thing to draw a line in the sand about....

Both of which are completely unnecessary for purpose, but apparently necessary to maintaining Wall Street’s culture or something.

Morgan Stanley doth protest a lot about working from home.

Wall Street’s also-rans confirm that the second quarter was a good one indeed for banks.

Goldman has done very well. Goldman’s kiddies? Maybe less so.

Whatever could have led it to this insight?

It’s a new approach to ensuring that its clients remain as unhappy with the bank as possible.

Federal judges are proving distinctly unimpressed by cases buoyed by the Yates memo.

The SEC, on the other hand…

Jamie Dimon certainly does.

There’s nothing worse than getting hit with an antitrust fine on top of a multi-billion dollar loss.

After a ten-year Teutonic tempest, it’s coming around.

If you’d just make an argument, guys, Amy Coney Barrett would give you everything you asked for and more.

And even more successfully cite the specter of reefer madness.

Name your price, Mark Spehn, and then give Ken Griffin a call.

“If you want to get paid New York rates, you work in New York.”

You know, seems like it might be interesting to talk about.

It’s got one teensy, tiny, HIPAA-triggering request.

Jim Justice may really need that $150,000 statehouse salary.

What with the backsliding in spite of the massive investments in AML, and all.

Maybe insulating bankers from any personal responsibility isn’t as great an idea as they thought.

Corruption really is a beautiful game, no?

Even after 18,000 job cuts, the Germans think they look a bit flabby.

The Justice Department and Prudential Regulation Authority have some questions.

The Jeremy Barnum story.

Certainly not prison illegal, really, if you think about it.

Four hundred percent, people! Four hundred percent!

We welcome our new contextual advertising overlords.

Citi likes the feel of the breeze deep in the heart of Texas.

No one’s giving them a blank check anymore.