Banks

The bottom line only matters to Republicans when they’re not making cheap populist points.

Seems the Russkis aren’t cooperating with big banks’ plans to GTFO.

Party cells in multinational global finance companies’ offices in nominally Communist countries is exactly how Marx drew it up.

Some rare good news for Credit Suisse.

There’s nowhere else to cut, so we hope the Swiss are good at long division.

Charlie Scharf offers bread and circuses to keep the Wells Fargo masses from calling for his head.

The bank helped the Bulgarian mob keep the yayo proceeds flowing cleanly.

Where others flee, Barclays boldly doubles down.

If you can do something other than mortgages, great. If not…

Hey, when you’re in Thomas Gottstein’s shoes, you’ll grasp at any disreputable straw you can find.

Boris has a little pre-byelection present for you.

While some doubt Revlon will screw over its erstwhile ally, the company hasn’t hesitated to do it before.

Perhaps now the regulatory gods will show the bank favor for once.

Your funds don’t actually have to help save the world, but they do have to live up to their marketing materials.

If you don’t leave, you still won’t make as much as your peers elsewhere, but the gap won’t be quite as embarrassing.

As you’d expect from the flaming stagecoach.

Turns out rumors sometimes are just rumors.

What will come first? The cannings or the unsolicited offer?

After imposing a few more modest hurdles for its employees the clear in cheating, the diversity interviewing policy shall return.

In fairness to him or her, there were working on a day off.

Pfffft. Who isn’t living in an unrelenting hellscape all the time? God.

If they have to they’ll just fix the whole damned place themselves, and distribute Charlie Scharf’s bonus among them.

Sherrod Brown would like to remind him of what happens when senators get angry at Wells CEOs.

What with all of the cops crawling all over the place and all.

Charlie Scharf is probably not even made aware of penalties under eight figures.

And now, like the NFL, it’s getting sued over it.

Jamie Dimon’s one-time-only special retention bonus will definitely not happen again.

Despite earlier reassurances to the contrary, where there’s this much smoke, there is a raging risk and compliance fire.

And now the CFPB is levying its own charges.

Another day, another fat finger.

Brian Chin apparently saw no issue with keeping the ladies in the Birdcage.

With this new s**t that has come to light, Disruptive Technology has a whole new perspective on its block trade last year.

It sure looks like that's what happened...

Yup, it’s the one that really got “into the Russian psyche.”