Banks

Jamie Dimon certainly does.

There’s nothing worse than getting hit with an antitrust fine on top of a multi-billion dollar loss.

After a ten-year Teutonic tempest, it’s coming around.

If you’d just make an argument, guys, Amy Coney Barrett would give you everything you asked for and more.

And even more successfully cite the specter of reefer madness.

Name your price, Mark Spehn, and then give Ken Griffin a call.

“If you want to get paid New York rates, you work in New York.”

You know, seems like it might be interesting to talk about.

It’s got one teensy, tiny, HIPAA-triggering request.

Jim Justice may really need that $150,000 statehouse salary.

What with the backsliding in spite of the massive investments in AML, and all.

Maybe insulating bankers from any personal responsibility isn’t as great an idea as they thought.

Corruption really is a beautiful game, no?

Even after 18,000 job cuts, the Germans think they look a bit flabby.

The Justice Department and Prudential Regulation Authority have some questions.

The Jeremy Barnum story.

Certainly not prison illegal, really, if you think about it.

Ringing gives way to push notifications at Merrill.

There’s a “girls not allowed” sign on the CEO office’s door.

This will season her up good.

Good news for hedge funds, bad news for skinflint banks.

Incredible, we know.

COVID-19 has shown Edward Bramson that life’s to short to deal with the likes of Jes Staley.

It’s almost as if five years of stern warnings and meaningful shakes of the head haven’t gotten through yet.

It’s not like the bank’s got other pressing issues it needs to deal with now, right?

Unfortunately for Brian Maguire, it was also his last.

If even they are inoculated, there’s hope for us all.

Four hundred percent, people! Four hundred percent!

We welcome our new contextual advertising overlords.

Citi likes the feel of the breeze deep in the heart of Texas.

They’re feeling very SPACial.

Finders keepers is apparently a genuine precedent under New York State law.

Because at least one of them allegedly found a bank-embarrassing way to make a hundred thousand extra pounds.

Thomas Gottstein has an extra $80 million to spend on, uh, other settlements, probably.