Hedge Funds

The Platinum Partners have beaten (most of) the rap.

Ray Dalio’s $100 million for the state’s schools lies in the balance.

Was Larry Fink washing his hair that night?

The magic of love now has Bill Ackman up more than 45% in 2019.

If something’s not done soon, our grandkids might not have access to 80% of below-market returns.

The Woodford Funds will remain frozen, thank you very much.

Today's profile of Chase Coleman III is the perfect reading material for Bernie Bros passing time on the ramparts.

PTJ is inevitable.

Or, at least, get really and needlessly sick.

He still wants to blow the place up, though.

And if they didn’t, it’s definitely someone else’s fault.

Words are fun.

He also may not. We don’t know. But we can guess.

Is your hedge fund’s critical proprietary data currently sitting on a machine running Windows 7?

These tariffs are just the excuse these Millennial socialists need to final put capitalism out of its misery.

Why you gotta c-block the United Technologies/Raytheon merger, Bill?

It’ll take more than just a seething desire for revenge to dethrone the Hedge Fund King of Chicago.

You people being Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders and pretty much everyone in Washington.

Preferably a book you bought online at a newer, smaller Barnes & Noble store.

But where will Wilbur live?

The Daniel Michalow apostate storyline is coming to a head at everybody's favorite ur-quant fund.

The Druck is really not interested in trading on the whims of our moody POTUS.

He remains -- and The Supreme Court cannot emphasize this enough -- still guilty of insider trading.

All they had to do was try to spend $38 billion that Carl would like distributed to people like himself.

Because he isn’t, and she certainly does.

Oh, David Einhorn, things are going to get better...we think.

Radical truth + radical transparency = idea meritocracy. Be sure to show your work.

Anne Dias may launch an assault on the Citadel.

‘Cause he’s giving the other half to charity!

Eddie Lampert is amazing.

It’s reached the “Chris Christie headlining” phase.

Especially if you’ve got a reputation for intimidation, like Platinum Partners’ Mark Nordlicht.

Isn’t that a funny coincidence?

The Greenlight Lantern only spent about a minute calling Elon Musk a bullshitter.