Hedge Funds

Instead of gastrointestinal distress, Chipotle is now producing some solid returns for the Ack-man.

Either that or it’s skipped a generation, because his daughter’s down $2.5 million on Manhattan real estate this half-decade.

Samuel Barnett is not sure what the feds mean about "a decade of fraud."

The Lord of Cluckingham Manor is offended you’d think him so base.

Throwing $1 million every year for a decade at Harvard, Stanford, Yale and Princeton, but giving only half that to Brown and Columbia? That's just solid asset management.

Or, you know, just enjoy being a billionaire under that dome he’s about to extract from North Carolina taxpayers.

This one is something of an open high society secret, so you should be embarrassed not to know.

Two-plus years and $5 billion later, it’s finally happening.

Tower Research Capital's Mark Gorton will become chairman and let a newly-formed board handle things going forward, like reportedly laying of 50 engineers.

In fairness, Peter Nygard may be saving his best legal arguments to keep himself out of a Bahamian jail.

Leon Cooperman has concerns that a President Elizabeth Warren would close the stock market, or something.

Will Danny be back to make it a trilogy?

Baupost Group is as hot as a California wildfire.

Former Citadel lawyer leaving her job at Coinbase for senior markets oversight gig at CFTC...no, really.

Man Group’s Deutsche Bank cosplay may have gone a bit too far.

R.I.P., Arrowgrass Capital Partners.

Were you wondering why Och-Ziff Capital Management changed its name? Me either, but allow CEO Rob Shafir to allude to the reasons in broad strokes.

Uncle Carl is taking his show to Miami and he sort of cares about who's coming with him.

The Coop thinks that these PE guys are living it up on all of this artificially cheap money, totally unlike the public market guys.

The former Deutsche Bank chief isn’t at Man Group yet, but the hedge fund’s president won't wait for his arrival.

The legendary wildcatter and corporate raider is survived by his renewable energy ETF.

If George Soros (and his kind) aren’t always evil and wrong, how will it know what is good and right?

Colin Lancaster, David Levary and Oliver Townshend are now proper hedge-fund men.

All it took was a bit of patience and $100 million.

Everyone's least favorite activist investor is $3.2 billion certain that Ma Bell needs new leadership.

Church & Dwight is not quite filling its Magnum condoms.

Certainly enough (allegedly) to earn some breast meat on T-Day, if you catch my drift.

Ray Dalio’s got some radical truth for all of you Silicon Valley desert-goers: Your tunes stink.

They’re not taking it to the streets, but they are taking it to online forums, so….

Modulate the pace of your speech in the precincts of Westport.

He’s Boston’s (very) privately paid-for one-man anti-Madoff unit.

Burford Capital bends to The Block, admits that its CEO probably shouldn't be literally married to the CFO.

Welcome to the Ackmanaissance, Uncle Warren.

It’s a matter of principle, even if it’s not currently a profitable one.