Hedge Funds

Depends on whose fuzzy math you’re buying.

The short-form failure would prefer to discuss what favors the hedge fund manager may be doing to whether it stole its signature technology.

It was a good year for Tiger Global’s Chase Coleman, which means it was a good year makers and sellers of designer goods, as well.

It’s good to be able to afford to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short squeeze if, in fact, you are going to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short-squeeze.

If they get their way, no one will have the kind of fun Elliott had with Argentina.

Your purported friends are IEX are not actually your friends, dear retail investors, sayeth Ken Griffin.

Dan Kamensky may go from predicting jailtime to getting it in less than a year.

Turns out you can’t just reopen a bankruptcy you had nothing to do with because it would be convenient.

The Big Guy’s got some anger to take out on the markets with your money.

The Big Guy’s Twitter account was just about the only good thing to come out of 2020 and now you’ve ruined it.

Short selling is out. Helping Redditors ride rocket stonks to the moon is in.

Steve Cohen wants everyone to “chile” out.

Letting the Redditors have their fun seems to be a bipartisan point of agreement, which is great, because it probably can’t be stopped.

GameStop’s gravity-defying rise, that is.

This is getting very expensive, very, very quickly.

Your Honor, Florian Homm has a doctor’s note and Article 16 of the German constitution.

Luckily for most of them, a long track record is fairly immune to short-term mediocrity or worse.

The gist of which is, be more like the guy who fired me after 10 days and who you just trounced in an election.

You’d still have been better off in an index fund, but it remains a fact.

Ten cents per share extra now seems a very small price to pay.

The short-sellers have come for Vivion.

It won’t quite be “Dealbreaker: The Movie,” but we expect it will come close.

Seems Steve Cohen may have a type.

Is it a good idea to piss off the judge presiding over your case this much? It seems like it might not be a good idea.

Peter Brown & co. do not suffer fools gladly, most especially those fools it is causing to suffer.

In that he has bought a place in Florida.

I mean, no objection with the second clause, but...

And would you all please cool it about the SEC’s home-team judges, for heaven’s sake?

It’s good to be king of the hedge-fund chickens. And also still CEO at the time.

In fairness to the hedge fund manager, it may be a 12 million-way tie.

The great semantic debate of, uh, this week is over!

The Ackmanaissance comes to the perfect capitalist fantasy.

Or just choose not to have investor, but do that before you’ve done something the SEC can fine you for.

We move a step closer to the inevitable SPAC merging with itself.