Tower Research Capital's Mark Gorton will become chairman and let a newly-formed board handle things going forward, like reportedly laying of 50 engineers.
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In fairness, Peter Nygard may be saving his best legal arguments to keep himself out of a Bahamian jail.
Leon Cooperman has concerns that a President Elizabeth Warren would close the stock market, or something.
Will Danny be back to make it a trilogy?
Baupost Group is as hot as a California wildfire.
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Former Citadel lawyer leaving her job at Coinbase for senior markets oversight gig at CFTC...no, really.
Man Group’s Deutsche Bank cosplay may have gone a bit too far.
R.I.P., Arrowgrass Capital Partners.
Were you wondering why Och-Ziff Capital Management changed its name? Me either, but allow CEO Rob Shafir to allude to the reasons in broad strokes.
Uncle Carl is taking his show to Miami and he sort of cares about who's coming with him.
The Coop thinks that these PE guys are living it up on all of this artificially cheap money, totally unlike the public market guys.
The former Deutsche Bank chief isn’t at Man Group yet, but the hedge fund’s president won't wait for his arrival.
The legendary wildcatter and corporate raider is survived by his renewable energy ETF.
If George Soros (and his kind) aren’t always evil and wrong, how will it know what is good and right?
Colin Lancaster, David Levary and Oliver Townshend are now proper hedge-fund men.
All it took was a bit of patience and $100 million.
Everyone's least favorite activist investor is $3.2 billion certain that Ma Bell needs new leadership.
Church & Dwight is not quite filling its Magnum condoms.
Certainly enough (allegedly) to earn some breast meat on T-Day, if you catch my drift.
Ray Dalio’s got some radical truth for all of you Silicon Valley desert-goers: Your tunes stink.
They’re not taking it to the streets, but they are taking it to online forums, so….
Modulate the pace of your speech in the precincts of Westport.
Even if that means 86 other people are not.
It didn’t even involve Tastykakes or Peanut Chews that fell off the back of a truck, or poisoning people with scrapple.
It really is like an Ayn Rand novel come to life.
The Wizard of the Westport Woods needs all you Najarian-watching morons to listen the f up.
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It’s not like the country has a history of them or anything.
D-Hornz -who is shorting Tesla- is demanding Elon Musk resign from Tesla, which we're pretty sure is cheating.
Bridgewater is more successful than Jesus and Dalio has George Harrison to thank for it.
And there are still five more months for investors to flee.
Paul Touradji was apparently quite serious about not paying two former employees.
Simons’ preferred cigarette may not be of the jazz variety, but you’ll find him wherever there’s money to be made.
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He’s Boston’s (very) privately paid-for one-man anti-Madoff unit.
Burford Capital bends to The Block, admits that its CEO probably shouldn't be literally married to the CFO.
Welcome to the Ackmanaissance, Uncle Warren.
It’s a matter of principle, even if it’s not currently a profitable one.
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The former Och-Ziff Capital Management no longer dares speak its founder’s name.
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Burford Capital would like the Muddy Waters founder’s rebellious phase to end now.
The anti-China crusader sees a true ally in the most-hated woman on Wall Street.
Ray Dalio says it’s not gonna happen, and based on his track record, we’re doomed.
And since he’ll be doing it from 220 Central Park South, he’ll literally be looking down.
An ex-SAC subadvisor is turbocharging the Big Guy’s not-terribly-impressive returns.
David Tepper needs the help to put a roof over his football team’s heads.
Boris Johnson is worth his substantial weight in gold to these people.
Bill Whitaker isn’t interested in getting used to the strangeness.
‘Bad stock picking’ is usually the reason a hedge fund dies, but rarely is it the acknowledged reason.
No one has been this invested in a Steve Mnuchin failure since Steve Mnuchin’s father.
