Hedge Funds

Bankruptcy and sovereignty produce some strange Constitutional bedfellows.

The global supercollapse is now scheduled to begin in earnest in March.

He’s been waiting 10 long years for this.

The ex-Och-Ziff Europe chief will do roughly one day for each million in bribes.

Sometime in the next two-and-a-half years would be great.

Carl Icahn wants to know.

Hedge funds are finding Alpha in the fallacy of a US/China trade accord.

Among others.

HP needs a little more time to get to know Xerox better.

No one tell Leon Cooperman that Steve Schwarzman is eating his lunch.

Xerox-HP: The love story our times deserve.

For a little while, anyway, before, you know….

Remington may not be making any money on them, but Whitebox Advisors sure is.

Richard Lee will not have to explain his earlier guilty plea to a jury.

Fewer stores, more money.

You can probably see where this going.

All he needs is an extra $4 billion on top of the $2 billion he just raised.

The Ackmanaissance has fully restored Bill's enjoyment of being a real naughty coquette with a new "mystery" position.

That ended quickly.

It’s nowhere near big enough for his personality and grievances.

In fact, Mr. Neri Oxman thinks the whole thing is worth roughly $0.

The Wizard of the Westport Woods is becoming the new Dr. Doom.

Also: Bob Mercer even weirder and crazier than previously reported.

Argentina being Argentina and Sony’s disinterest in his ideas appear to have come as genuine shocks to the hedge fund manager.

Eight months from start to finish is a record even for Jeff Vinik.

With Dad’s approval, of course, until six or seven years after he’s dead.

Or was, back when people could and would still pay a quarter of a million bucks to get their kids into said college, for some reason.

Prepare your minds.

We kid! It’s three steps forward and only two back for gender balance at the Big Guy’s house.

You’d think it wouldn’t matter, given that both agree on the practical implications, but the hedge fund hopes the SEC sees it differently.

Or, you know, just enjoy being a billionaire under that dome he’s about to extract from North Carolina taxpayers.

This one is something of an open high society secret, so you should be embarrassed not to know.

Two-plus years and $5 billion later, it’s finally happening.

Tower Research Capital's Mark Gorton will become chairman and let a newly-formed board handle things going forward, like reportedly laying of 50 engineers.