Hedge Funds

If they’d just unfreeze those assets, his little bro would quickly get them back to his alleged victims, he’s pretty sure.

A mansion in L.A. here, perhaps a pied-a-terre in London there, and oh yea a market-maker with some change fished out of a couch.

Enough to forego $3 million per year in Disney dividends.

Dubai’s nice and all, but kind of boring. Also he’d like his $500 million back.

Eileen Murray gets (at least some share) of what was coming to her.

From meat mislabeling to a guy named Heckler cold-calling Ponzi scheme victims, it’s been a delightful month on Long Island.

That’s a big, “Thanks, but no thanks” from the hedge funds on getting rid of most 13Fs.

That’s how it’s supposed to work, right?

Or die. Whichever comes first.

It’s just a lawsuit for now, but there are always the riveters and metal presses if that doesn’t work.

Does that mean it’s close to a guarantee that he is?

Just be realistic and ignore the “well governed” part.

Brian Armstrong wouldn’t want to do anything divisive, after all.

Jail? Probable. $60 million? Not quite.

For once, Sam Isaly’s dogged refusal to accept his limitations has backfired on him.

A CFA is nice, too.

Bring on the wildebeests.

Closet infringement or no, this case is closed.

Nothing to see here (anymore), Mr. Commissioner.

That pause in selling Vaxart shares and increase in ownership ceiling sure was fortuitously timed for Armistice Capital, no?

It just wants to make sure they are sure they wanted to vote against management, and also that they’ve read the rules about acting in concert.

Assuming, that is, that you, like they, love mistakes.

After paying them $2.45 billion, of course.

Echo Street’s managers do not like the people they were becoming.

Assuming, that is, that the janitor is a man.

He’s not as rich as Carl Icahn yet, but Bill Ackman will almost certainly outlive him.

Apologies to the Virgin Islands authorities, but in spite of the shared last name, he’s got no idea where to find him.

Charles Stevenson knows what we’re talking about.

We suppose it’s the really the least they could do.

If we’re throwing around c-words, I can think of one to describe the hedge fund manager.

‘Cause he’s not gonna do the latter anymore.

I’m no lawyer but that just seems like a bad idea.

Also, they’d like those hedge funds to become mutual funds, if they’re being honest.

Third Point is taking this fight to Tokyo, having nearly doubled its money in New York.