Hedge Funds

Our favorite disgruntled would-be Batman just took a bath in a Miami Beach infinity pool.

They’ll probably just shrug off the impending economic cliff the president and Congress seem intent on driving off.

Looks like Crispin Odey’s got something else in common with Boris Johnson.

‘You need to go to jail’ is probably not what Manuel Henriquez was hoping to hear.

We all know this milestone should have been passed the minute Point72 opened to outside investors.

British Airways is a perfectly nice airline, but this is ridiculous.

We’re sure the former presidential candidate would agree, had COVID not taken his ability to continue breathing.

The inscrutable, incomprehensible and completely unnecessary legal battle between the former Cooper-Hohns comes, after much time and expense, to its meaningless and inevitable conclusion.

He’s probably got a private elevator at 220 CPS, so it’s OK.

A promise made over the charred and smoldering remains of California is still a promise.

Luckily for (at least) one convicted hedge fund fraudster.

Kyle Bass, too.

When others violate Principles, it should cost them $100 million, according to Bridgewater.

I mean, CNBC just totally stripped the nuance from that time he said “hell is coming” and “America will end as we know it” in a TV interview.

And also about how it was not going to change.

That’s how it works, right?

It’s sort of sorry, if that helps.

The lazy arrogance of the hedge fund’s effort to destroy them is pretty stark.

It’s miserable, thankless, dangerous and unprofitable? Sign us up.

Not that he’d want to anyway, of course.

Some people have understood and connected the dots and lay the blame at the Fed’s door.

Yup, we’re still talking about whether insider trading exists.

Eileen Murray intends to get paid.

It’s just so much harder for it to trace that way, it says.

A whole book full of Principles were violated in the case of Bridgewater v. Tekmerion.

A hedge fund wife wants to be Manhattan’s next district attorney.

With a little luck, hedge funds, your next 13Fs might be your last.

We hope you weren’t planning an event at the Pierre on the wrong weekend next summer or fall.

Coincidentally, there’s a real bargain for 3,000 lavish square feet in Trump Tower right now.

Can Chatham Asset Management and Brigade Capital Management out-Alden Alden Global Capital?

Hedge funds, too. You know, except his new one.

The 2020 season is not playing out quite as the big guy imagined.

Laura Bonner’s gender bias lawsuit lives on. Doug Haynes’ defamation lawsuit does not.

He also didn’t need Institutional Investor to write a long feature on him, but he did help all the same.