Hedge Funds

The hits keep coming for Gabe Plotkin.

It seems you do have to pay taxes on your bonus, even if they were deferred to satisfy some other meddling regulator.

Ol’ Craigey might need a new hedge fund sucker to get him out of this jam.

An upset! It’s not Paul Singer!

Hedge fund insider trading goes old school. Literally.

Franck Tuil’s well rested and ready to feast on the bloated, COVID-ravage corporate lepers of the continent.

Thanks, Big Guy.

Anthony Scaramucci’s gonna fix the place right up, just like he did for the White House Communications Office.

Failure to do so can lead to some uncomfortable, $105 million questions.

If you screw with David Swensen, you’d better not get caught.

The former Treasury secretary has become quite acclimated to the swamp.

Ties are broken by the most Principled among them.

Depends on whose fuzzy math you’re buying.

The short-form failure would prefer to discuss what favors the hedge fund manager may be doing to whether it stole its signature technology.

It was a good year for Tiger Global’s Chase Coleman, which means it was a good year makers and sellers of designer goods, as well.

It’s good to be able to afford to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short squeeze if, in fact, you are going to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short-squeeze.

If they get their way, no one will have the kind of fun Elliott had with Argentina.

Your purported friends are IEX are not actually your friends, dear retail investors, sayeth Ken Griffin.

Dan Kamensky may go from predicting jailtime to getting it in less than a year.

Turns out you can’t just reopen a bankruptcy you had nothing to do with because it would be convenient.

The Big Guy’s got some anger to take out on the markets with your money.

The Big Guy’s Twitter account was just about the only good thing to come out of 2020 and now you’ve ruined it.

Short selling is out. Helping Redditors ride rocket stonks to the moon is in.

Steve Cohen wants everyone to “chile” out.

Letting the Redditors have their fun seems to be a bipartisan point of agreement, which is great, because it probably can’t be stopped.

GameStop’s gravity-defying rise, that is.

This is getting very expensive, very, very quickly.

Your Honor, Florian Homm has a doctor’s note and Article 16 of the German constitution.

Luckily for most of them, a long track record is fairly immune to short-term mediocrity or worse.

The gist of which is, be more like the guy who fired me after 10 days and who you just trounced in an election.

It’s good to be king of the hedge-fund chickens. And also still CEO at the time.

In fairness to the hedge fund manager, it may be a 12 million-way tie.

If Exegesis Capital will invest based on the ex-chief of staff’s ability to read people in Washington, we might steer clear.

I wouldn’t want to be Sandy Alderson if the Big Guy doesn’t get a parade this year.