Hedge Funds

Apparently, he can be a bit prickly and difficult.

It’s time for a televised dose of brutally radical transparency.

Fewer stores, yes, but smaller ones, too.

Barrett Eynon is firing you, Citadel.

The slickest senior in finance is adding another gig to his full schedule of cooling up the nerds.

Even a market that’s hardly moving at all, like the one for a place to live in Manhattan.

Makes sense, right?

Hedge fund scammer Omar Zaki gives us hope for the future of elite college education.

Steve Schwarzman's hedge fund guru is spending his retirement hanging with the quant nerds.

He used to make that much in a single year at Goldman Sachs. How can you expect him to manage so little?

Who’s in for Bed Bath & Beyond-branded terrycloth?

‘Captain Magic’ pulls a $23 million countersuit out of a hat!

You broads asking him for money need a better sense of humor!

Forgiveness for the people who put you behind bars only goes so far.

Other than the public wedding announcement, auctioned lunch dates, bold new trading strategies and this interview about how quiet he's being, Bill Ackman is being like, sooooo quiet.

You know, since it worked so well for what’s left of what used to be Gottex and EIM?

But seriously, did it have its own ticket?

It is the women who must share the still-married Alphabet chairman.

Doug Hodge and TPG's Bill McGlashan are having some real "Varsity Blues."

PRO TIP: If you're going to reappoint an esteemed female investor to the all-male leadership of your hedge fund at a pivotal cultural moment, at least pretend she's going to do it full-time.

Data suggests that MMT is not popular with guys named Larry.

Oh, D-Hornz, you need to cure this Ackmania.

How’s Eddie the Samoan manservant supposed to live if Raj has to pay the SEC $90 million?

Herbalife may not be hurting Ackman anymore, but it’s still helping Icahn.

Getting caught paying $70 for a South Florida handjob is one way to get out of the hedge fund industry.

In a word, uh, no.

Try to follow along, people.

Hyundai and eBay had better look both ways.

Because a little birdy tells us that the folks at Athene Asset Management seem to be feeling unloved.

When Tesla gets punched, Ackmania is one hell of a drug.

A federal bankruptcy judge rules that it’s not his job to save hedge fund managers from themselves.

Make that two someones, Yelp.

Cliff Asness & co. have crunched the numbers, and they’re the equivalent of several million gallons of cold water to the face and coffee at the same time.

If someone would take these goddamned things off his hands at one fell swoop, the Big Guy would be super-appreciative.