Hedge Funds

He can hardly disagree with Capgemini about the absolute lack of urgency in accepting its pitiful offer for Altran.

Seriously, folks: Get better at this or just give up.

Dozens of miserable Cliff Asness underlings are celebrating their involuntary emancipation.

‘Cause this hedge-fund managing thing just isn’t working out.

$45 million buys quite a lot by big-city standards in the Midwest.

Bill Ackman is living proof.

No more dealing with the disrespectful idiots who made up Jim Dondero’s client base.

Sure, you could have made 30% in an index fund last year, but you also could have made 13% for 2.75 and 30.

Merry Christmas from York Capital, Southpaw Asset Management and Marcato Capital.

Welcome home, Andrew Bailey! We hope you weren’t expecting a honeymoon.

Which is only slightly less than his former firm owes to investors due to the bribery.

RenTech’s IRA cleverness is coming back to bite.

Ladies and gentlemen, the back-seat of cab comedic stylings of Michael Platt!

The violence in Wagner is supposed to happen on the stage.

Rob Manfred sees nothing unusual or untoward about the Steve Cohen era in Flushing.

Something Sam Israel might have liked to know when he walked off that bridge 11 years ago.

He was gonna hold off until next year, but man, he’s just so happy about everything right now and can’t keep it in.

PG&E turns up the heat.

If you see the new owner red-faced a shouting during the game, rest assured he’s yelling at a Point72 underling and not at Edwin Diaz.

How long we have waited for this day.

That or Steve Schonfeld just wants 11 bedrooms by the beach.

He’s still way up on the year, but not quite as way up as he had been.

Even for one of Bridgewater’s most ardent culture carriers, a decade at the firm is more than enough.

Och-Ziff may not be Och-Ziff anymore, but it’s still paying dearly for Och-Ziff’s crimes.

Bankruptcy and sovereignty produce some strange Constitutional bedfellows.

The global supercollapse is now scheduled to begin in earnest in March.

He’s been waiting 10 long years for this.

The ex-Och-Ziff Europe chief will do roughly one day for each million in bribes.

Sometime in the next two-and-a-half years would be great.

Carl Icahn wants to know.

All he needs is an extra $4 billion on top of the $2 billion he just raised.

The Ackmanaissance has fully restored Bill's enjoyment of being a real naughty coquette with a new "mystery" position.

That ended quickly.

It’s nowhere near big enough for his personality and grievances.