Hedge Funds

It’s the best possible birthday present the universe could give me under the circumstances.

Maybe because the SPAC cops are the only regulators left on a beat.

Gabe Plotkin’s comeback proves short-lived, much to Steve Cohen and Ken Griffin’s chagrin.

But not as much as Lee Ainslie is loving the great comeback stories of our time.

You know, when prosecutors really look at it.

Carl Icahn needs someone who can smell bad governance and also tolerate 99% humidity.

Today is not Opening Day for one of the local nine. Tomorrow, either.

We’re not saying that Sean Hvizdzak did that. But the SEC is.

The hits keep coming for Gabe Plotkin.

It seems you do have to pay taxes on your bonus, even if they were deferred to satisfy some other meddling regulator.

Ol’ Craigey might need a new hedge fund sucker to get him out of this jam.

An upset! It’s not Paul Singer!

Hedge fund insider trading goes old school. Literally.

Franck Tuil’s well rested and ready to feast on the bloated, COVID-ravage corporate lepers of the continent.

Thanks, Big Guy.

Anthony Scaramucci’s gonna fix the place right up, just like he did for the White House Communications Office.

Failure to do so can lead to some uncomfortable, $105 million questions.

If you screw with David Swensen, you’d better not get caught.

The former Treasury secretary has become quite acclimated to the swamp.

Ties are broken by the most Principled among them.

Depends on whose fuzzy math you’re buying.

The short-form failure would prefer to discuss what favors the hedge fund manager may be doing to whether it stole its signature technology.

It was a good year for Tiger Global’s Chase Coleman, which means it was a good year makers and sellers of designer goods, as well.

It’s good to be able to afford to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short squeeze if, in fact, you are going to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short-squeeze.

If they get their way, no one will have the kind of fun Elliott had with Argentina.

Your purported friends are IEX are not actually your friends, dear retail investors, sayeth Ken Griffin.

Dan Kamensky may go from predicting jailtime to getting it in less than a year.

Turns out you can’t just reopen a bankruptcy you had nothing to do with because it would be convenient.

The Big Guy’s got some anger to take out on the markets with your money.

The Big Guy’s Twitter account was just about the only good thing to come out of 2020 and now you’ve ruined it.

The short-sellers have come for Vivion.

It won’t quite be “Dealbreaker: The Movie,” but we expect it will come close.

Seems Steve Cohen may have a type.

Is it a good idea to piss off the judge presiding over your case this much? It seems like it might not be a good idea.