Hedge Funds

Emmanuel Lemelson may not have the power of prophecy he claims, but he sure does seem to have gotten jobbed by the SEC and a company he shorted.

Citadel is making plans as big as a Ken Griffin beachside getaway.

You can be sure Jim Simons took some deep, satisfying drags as Elon Musk made him another $2 billion.

Literally.

These are the lengths one apparently must go to not lose one’s shirt in film finance.

Do not interrupt Eric DeLamarter’s sleep. But turn him in if you want a reward.

The Japanese, on the other hand, are proving a bit more open because, you know, SoftBank.

The hedge fund manager’s distaste for the Chinese Communist Party is deep and strong.

Sanjay Shah will be staying at a hotel next time he’s in London, assuming there is a next time.

The deal to bring black edge (and success) to Flushing is off.

And not just by supporting Pete Buttigieg.

Radical transparency requires the Svengali-philosopher king to run around shouting “Fake news!”

Whoops!

It’s not just Tesla anymore, either.

If you’re looking for grandpa, he’s a few blocks north.

Let’s pretend GAM’s acquisition of hedge fund Cantab Capital wasn’t a catastrophe, and go from there.

It will need it.

New York’s impenetrable tax code claims another victim.

Not that his retirement has anything to do with the dead pedophile, of course.

T. Boone Pickens’ heirs will have to make do with less than Griffin paid for a New York apartment in exchange for 101 square miles of Texas.

One soon-to-be-defunct hedge fund was doing all sorts of allegedly improper accounting while the regulator watched.

Actually, they’re slightly worse. Go us!

The state’s in the doldrums, and Harry Arora knows a thing or two about making deficits go away.

It’s not exactly Wagnerian justice, but it has a poetic ring.

Possibly too big a fan, but he’s bedridden with Ackmania for Netflix.

It’s like “crack is whack,” but about investing.

Boaz Manor a.k.a. Shaun MacDonald has (allegedly) moved on with the times.

Just your usual dose of grace and dignity from the most powerful man on earth

TCI’s Chris Hohn is trying to stop a grant to his ex-wife’s charity that he agreed to because who the hell knows?

Running his company is basically a part-time side-hobby for Paul Touradji at this point.

Sure, you could have made 30% in an index fund last year, but you also could have made 13% for 2.75 and 30.

Merry Christmas from York Capital, Southpaw Asset Management and Marcato Capital.

Welcome home, Andrew Bailey! We hope you weren’t expecting a honeymoon.

Which is only slightly less than his former firm owes to investors due to the bribery.