Having Run His Former Protégé And Designated Successor’s Name Through The Mud, Dan Och Is Satisfied
And once it is determined that no one wants to buy his old hedge fund, his work there will be done.
Carson Block Takes His Talents To Warmer Winter Climes
It’s summer in Uruguay, and there’s some potential fraud there, too.
Steve Cohen May Gate Point72 Redemptions To Keep Mets Competitive
Also: Because everyone else is doing it, and because he can.
Luckin Coffee Actually Tastes Pretty Good Without All The Fraud
Snow Lake Capital’s Sean Ma now has a thirst for the “Dunkin’ of China.”
Dan Och: I Never Saw Any Proof The Man I Picked To Succeed Me Wasn’t A Rapist
Sure, I gave him $300 million anyway, but that was before I found a super-secret extra-convenient second source on the alleged sexual assault.
Oxford Math Graduate Hedge Fund Billionaire Is Sick Of Linking His Devices Himself
Chris Rokos needs an iPad butler.
Noted White Wine Drinker Thinks Beer-Can Maker Is Doing It Wrong
Carl Icahn’s got some brutal drunk sincerity for Crown Holdings.
Dan Och Hates His Former Protégé So Much He’s Willing To Bring His Own Decisions Into Disrepute To Slander Him
If you thought the former hedge fund manager could stoop no lower or make himself look any more ridiculous, you were wrong.
If They Can’t Have Citigroup’s Money, Hedge Funds Guess They’ll Settle For Their Collateral
The only problem is, Revlon’s promised it to some other people.
There’s A Biased, Distorted Book About Ray Dalio Coming Out And We Can’t Wait
Or, as the publishers would have it, “unauthorized and unvarnished.”
Country That Needlessly Defaulted Eight Years Ago To Avoid Paying More On Its Debt Denies It Would Do Something So Irrational As Understate Its GDP To Avoid Paying More On Its Debt
Argentina is back in court and that’s usually not great for it.
Medtech Company Invents Fentanyl-Level Poison Pill Fatal To Shareholder Activism
Unfortunately for Masimo, like Fentanyl, it may be too powerful for its own good.
Sculptor Calls Bullsh*t On Dan Och’s Savior Complex
Remember all the bribing on your watch that required saving from in the first place, Danny?
SEC Expects To Shame Shameless Industry Into Slashing Shameful Fee Structures
You can make a hedge fund ‘fess up, but you can’t stop it from making its clients cover the costs.
With Extensive Whale-Butchering Experience, Hedge Fund Manager Should Have No Problem Fileting His Trout
Fajr Bouguettaya’s knives are sharpened and his out-of-office message is ready to go.
Good Intentions Are An Affirmative Defense Against Fraud, Right?
One former federal prosecutor has apparently never heard the proverb about the paving on the road to hell (and prison).
Is Kicking Your Boss’ Ass At Poker In Your First Month On The Job A Good Thing Or A Bad Thing?
Tyrone Davis is about to find out.
D.E. Shaw Adjust Its Fees To Account For Inflation
By which it means: If you wish to continue earning 20% or more per annum, you’ve got to give it 30% to 40% of it.
Ray Dalio Departs Enchanted Forest For Cave Of Contemplation For The Final Time
As co-chief investment officer of Bridgewater, anyway.
If Dan Och Can’t Have His Former Hedge Fund Then No One Can!
Or, more specifically, multiple entities can, but no one can have the whole thing—least of all his ungrateful former deputy.
Before Killing Whale, Boaz Weinstein Helped Save One
And when he did go into whale hunting, boy did the experience ever pay off.
Ridiculous Avatar Of Everything Wrong With England To Become Even More So
Making Jacob Rees-Mogg another few million is, after all, what the people voted for.
Michael Dell Thinks Phil Falcone’s $5 Billion Lawsuit Is Worth At Least $3 Million
Plus some very high interest.
Safest Investment In The World To Get Safer To Trade
Gary Gensler’s got some new unpleasant plans for his hedge fund nemeses.
Dan Loeb Proves Unusually Persuadable By Mickey Mouse
ESPN can stay, he guesses—but only if Disney gives it some more streaming friends.
Ken Griffin Now Thisclose To Owning $1 Billion Worth Of Florida Houses
If he doesn’t already, that is.
Man Who Paid Himself $3.9 Billion To Run Hedge Fund Thinks Guy Running Hedge Fund Is Overpaid
Also, the same man who failed to notice the continent-wide bribery ring run by his lieutenant isn’t impressed with the hedge fund’s corporate governance.
Hedge Fund Legend Julian Robertson Dies On ‘New York City Day’
The ultimate Tiger mom has gone to the great New Zealand golf resort in the sky.
Paul Singer Notices Company That Keeps Screwing Up Keeps Screwing Up
And he would like Cardinal Health to cut it out. Let him explain how.
Thing That Was Never Going To Happen Is Not Going To Happen
The carried-interest loophole lives! The Democrats’ climate-tax compromise maybe not so much.
Hedge Fund Manager Wants To Know How He Can Be Guilty Of Violating Rules That Were Impossible To Understand
The Platinum Partners saga keeps giving and giving.
Bill Ackman Takes Bold Position That He Should Pay More In Taxes
The people’s hedge-fund manager has had it with the carried-interest loophole.
Hedge Fund Manager Knows Ukraine’s Dealing With Some Sh*t Right Now, Is Suing It Anyway
As far as Richard Deitz is concerned, there’s not point in having the Ukrainians defeat the Russians if he can’t have his money back now.
We Regret To Inform You There’s Another Deal To Put And End To The Carried Interest Loophole
And regret even more to acknowledge it’s got about as much chance as every other bid to kill it.
Ex-Citadel COVID Scammer’s Lockdown Extended By Four Years
And relocated to bucolic, barbed-wired surroundings.
‘Actually, On Reflection, We’d Rather Not Block Trade With You’
Bank of America, Citibank move to reduce future block-trading fines.
Ken Griffin Still Pretending There’s A Chance Citadel Won’t Move To Miami
All Chicago needs to do to keep Ken & co. is change everything about itself right away.
Always Have A Better Plan B Than Asking To Go To The Bathroom And Just Not Coming Back
Because the SEC and Justice Department? Yea, they’re gonna come back.
Inflation Forcing Hedge Fund Manager’s Wife To Iron Own Clothes, Use More Cabs, Shop At Farmers’ Market
Well, inflation and a lavish renovation of her new house.
Point72 Employees Eager To Get Yelled At For Messing Up Two Jobs
And the New York Mets are all the better for it.
Hedge Fund Exec Knocked Up Employee, Allegedly Took Her On A Nice Vacation On The Company’s Dime, Still Wants Huge Severance Package
And there’s also more about his package.