Hedge Funds

Pity Todd Ficeto, for he is an American citizen. And also for the whole going to jail during the whole coronavirus thing.

Good thing Dan Loeb and Steve Schwarzman have plenty of extra space for all the uninvited guests.

What little outside capital he has left will not be joining him in Puerto Rico.

He can’t quit the Mets and apparently they can’t quit his billions.

Sticking to the letter of the bond now seems like bad faith the Argentina’s creditors.

Then Paul Singer would be sorry. But they’re not, and he’s not.

A lot goes in to a 20% drop in a quarter.

You being EY, shareholders, Uma Thurman, etc.

Hedge funds, too. You know, except his new one.

The 2020 season is not playing out quite as the big guy imagined.

Laura Bonner’s gender bias lawsuit lives on. Doug Haynes’ defamation lawsuit does not.

He also didn’t need Institutional Investor to write a long feature on him, but he did help all the same.

And also “clawbacks.”

When the going gets tough, those in a tough spot cheat, according to eager lawyers.

The real-life Wendy Rhoades is only a dominatrix in the courtroom.

Which is to say, they’re losing money.

I mean, the SEC is grateful for his help, but did he have to use the words “Ponzi scheme”?

Phil Falcone is that man, and now is that time.

You people could have fixed capitalism years ago but didn’t, and now the revolution is here.

We’re sure he agrees it was well worth the trouble.

For real this time, you guys. He’s staking his fortune and reputation on it.

Money is literally burning holes in pockets.

Were you associated with two investment shops that went under last year? Well, then you’re not John Russell-Murphy.

Probably not enough to keep them in Hong Kong going forward.

They sowed the volatility that burned them, saying the Bank of England.

Sears’ COVID-19 survival plan allegedly involves starving some Bangladeshis.

Infini Capital Management has got you covered.

Brevan Howard is all the way back, even without the Brevan.

Pershing Square bids adieu to Berkshire Hathaway.

Maybe he, too, will one day set a Florida real-estate record like his predecessor.

TCA Fund Management preferred the old, lazy, whistleblower-hating SEC.

Any chance he’s eligible for whistleblower money on that $123 million settlement?

His hedge fund soars as his rival is destroyed. Coincidence? We think not.

Unlike his favorite basketball team.