Happy Valentine's Day, From Mr. and Mrs. Bill Ackman.
Follow him and head off the revolution, or at least the Ocasio-Cortez administration, and make some money in the process.
Insults and intransigence brushed off without a response in kind? What is going on?
A federal bankruptcy judge rules that it’s not his job to save hedge fund managers from themselves.
Cliff Asness & co. have crunched the numbers, and they’re the equivalent of several million gallons of cold water to the face and coffee at the same time.
If someone would take these goddamned things off his hands at one fell swoop, the Big Guy would be super-appreciative.
Another tragic ending to a Bridgewater office romance.
He won’t get picky as to which.
Ignore everything you’ve heard or tasted: Hedge fund manager Jeff Smith says Papa’s pizzas are top-notch.
Those feelings being hurt by an ex-judge whose own feelings are hurt at not winning the Man Booker Prize.
If you can’t invest with them, you might as well set your money on fire and join the circus.
$200 million does not buy enough comfort for the three or four days KG spends in the Big Apple every year.
After that and President Trump’s triumphant reelection, JP’s leaving his clients and the rest of us and hightailing it to Puerto Rico.
D-Hornz is becoming the William Faulkner of hedge fund investor letters.
He’s looking forward to the welcome baskets from his new neighbors, the entire Royal Family.
Big K has some real concerns about the world.
There’s more to pare from eBay’s tree.
Bill Ackman's NYT wedding announcement is the best thing you will read this year.
He realizes this means he still owns Sears, right?
It will be a rather gilded apocalypse for the Svengali of Westport.
Because Pernod Ricard doesn’t seem to be giving him much to lay his hopeful head upon.
The place is yours if you can fish’em out, basically.
Jeff Vinik apparently plans to live forever.
The Ackmanaissance is raging on into 2019.
Sears would be good and dead if Eddie Lamps wasn't such a stage 5 clinger.
Eddie Lampert buys his beloved Sears a bit more time.
Now you do, too, although you don’t get 2.75% of $5 billion just for showing up.
The hyenas had a hell of 2018.
2019’s gonna be a great year for Danny Boy if the shit really hits the fan. Maybe.
His ‘portfolio that makes a lot of sense’ lost 34% in 2018.
Goldsky Asset Management may have no assets, but it does have hardware.
The hedge funds are not amused by the IRS’ distinctly un-hedge-fund-friendly read of the tax overhaul.
Get ready for some new competition, International Standard Asset Management.
Philippe Jabre will not be the last one you’ve heard of.
Bart McDade has got some serious experience with failing financial services businesses.
Why can’t you be more like Diageo, and why can’t you get more people to drink vodka?
An extra few bucks, and an extra extra few real bucks, and he goes quietly.
He’s lost enough money to prove his point.
He’s got some new extraordinary measures to keep Sears alive just a little bit longer.