Hedge Funds
Carl Icahn Thinks Gas Utility Is Bloated Enough Already
And Uncle Carl knows a thing or two about that.
COVID Skeptics Leon Cooperman, Donald Trump Reduced To Penury By Pandemic
With a mere $2.5 billion each, they are both among the 332.8 million poorest Americans.
Ken Griffin Starts Clock On Citadel’s Move To Miami
After all, once there’s no epidemic for Ron DeSantis to screw up and he’s president, there’s no reason not to.
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Gary Gensler To Finish Other People’s Work Before Starting In On His Own
Proxy disclosures a decade in the making are finally coming.
Mismarking-Marred Morgan Stanley-ites Want You Money
The last refuge of the alleged financial scoundrel remains a hedge fund.
The Mind-Bending, Fiduciary Duty-Slaying Power Of Paul Singer
Fear of Elliott is now a valid basis for a legal claim.
AQR Managed Futures Hedge Fund Has A Superpower
Unfortunately, that superpower is shrinking.
Quibi Lawsuit Ends Like Quibi: Quickly
Those hoping to learn more about Paul Singer’s lovelife will be disappointed.
American Probe Into German Company Elicits German Probe Into German Company
Which is, in fairness, generally how it works at BaFin.
Buyer Of Minority Stakes In Asset Managers To Sell Minority Stake In Self, An Asset Manager
This is Goldman Sachs, though: No SPAC b******t.
SPACs May Be Illegal, So Make The Most Of Them While You Can
Time to cut a deal before a judge calls time on the whole party, although that’s probably not going to happen.
You Know, Actually, SPACs Are Stupid And Bill Ackman Doesn’t Want To Run One Anyway
But he’s had a SPARC of inspiration, however many months too late.
Bill Ackman Having None Of This Cockamamie SPAC Lawsuit
Do you see any stocks in Pershing Square Tontine’s portfolio? He didn’t think so.
SPAC Turned SPARC Turned SPAC Again Sued
Bill Ackman thought about doing something, and therefore is illegal.
If You Were Wondering: Yes, Allianz’s CEO Has Had Better Weeks
We mean, you weren’t, and you don’t care, but all the same.
Bill Ackman Goes Cap-In-Hand To Save Universal Music Deal
Could you spare a few hundred million dimes?
Reasons Andrew Left Gave Up Short Selling, Vol. 2
If the Reddit degenerates don’t get you, the Hong Kong regulators will.
Allianz Still Struggling With Terrible COVID Side Effects
Specifically, a Justice Department probe to go along with the SEC investigation and shareholder lawsuits.
Lawyer Who Negotiated Pharma Bro’s Wu-Tang Album Deal Says Buyer Will Go Public Soon
The secret won't last much longer.
Suggest Goldman Sachs Wants Nothing To Do With Henry Gabay, Get Sued
It’s how things work.
Landlord Not Going To Let A Little Hedge Fund Meltdown Cost It $160,000
And the people who it cost $5.5 billion are gonna try to not repeat the experience.
Ex-Hedge Fund Manager And Ex-Mrs. Griffin Now Only One Of Those Two Former Things
That ironclad prenup forces Anne Dias back to the workforce.
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Hedge Fund Manager About To Plead Guilty To Defrauding PPP Won’t Avoid Rikers
Gregory Blotnick’s latest clever ploy has gone about as well as the last one.
‘Relationship Of Trust’ May Be Required For Insider Trading Under Canon Law, Is Not Under U.S. Law
Vitaly Korchevsky’s gonna stay a prison paster for a while longer.
RenTech Nuclear Arms Race Hits Snag
If you’re a hedge fund and want to link an atomic clock to your co-located trading servers, now would be a good time.
Inspiration For ‘Billions’ Dominatrix Wins In Court Of Public Opinion
Which is to say she lost in the actual court of the Second Circuit. Soundly.
Dan Loeb Makes Threats And Demands Meetings, He Does Not Get Threatened Or Have Meetings Demanded Of Him!
And don’t you dare call it hypocrisy! Oh, you did? Well, then….
Conflicts Of Interest Continue To Pay Off For Disgraced Hedg e Fund Manager
Where would Murray Huberfeld be without them? Either in prison for a lot longer, or not in prison at all.
Hedge Fund Not Sure Hedge Funds Worth Hedge Fund Fees
‘Twas the decline of the equity long-short model, not the death of fundamental analysis, that killed White Square Capital.
Who’s Administering The Enemas Now, Danny?
Bill Ackman and his new buddy are holding the tube this time.
Dan Kamensky Couldn’t Go To The Office So Instead He’s Going To Jail
The pandemic lockdown is at least partly to blame for that rather unfortunate instant message.
Goofballs Still Burning Melvin Capital, Et. Al.
GameStop may not be selling weed or ice cream or dog food, but it and its ilk are certainly selling a lot of stock.
Ken Griffin Not Willing To Share His Secrets Even To Punish Those Who (Allegedly) Stole Them
If GSA Capital can’t unsee Citadel’s code, can a judge?
Right-Wing Radio Host Wants To Know Where Florida-Based Hedge Fund Gets Off Imposing Marxist Ideas Like ‘Shareholder Value’ On His State
What do these West Palm Beach billionaires know about the Sunshine State, anyway?
Oh, Look, Another Doomed Proposal To Kill The Carried-Interest Loophole
A tale as old as time. Or, at least, as old as this website.
Paul Singer Reinvents Himself As A Whimsical Stationary Seller
What can he say? The guy just loves some cute and colorful bunting.
Hedge Fund Manager Who Said ‘I’m Going To Jail’ Is In Fact Going To Jail
But at least he’s not going to jail for 18 months.
Paul Singer Swears He’s Definitely Not Thinking About Deposing Jack Dorsey With These 3.5 Million New Shares He Just Bought
He just thinks, like, Twitter’s a great business on the right track, which is definitely something he says about lots of companies he’s invested in.