Private Equity

And Jay Clayton gets to be called “Mr. Chairman” again.

Moral: It’s best not to get Oaktree’s Ken Liang angry.

It doesn’t sound like Merrick Garland is looking as kindly on the GPB boys as Bill Barr.

Aiming for bankruptcy court, the private equity giant finds itself in Indiana civil court.

It’s a surprisingly tough job, but someone’s got to do it.

Because in addition to “unemployed,” he can also now call himself “whistleblower.”

He did do twice as much not wrong as previously reported, and is almost 70, so…

His obituary will now include lines like, “providing aid and comfort to an insurrectionist” and, maybe, “man whose odiousness inspired the legislative dismantling of the private equity industry.”

And they’ve seen him rap and eat.

It could have happened to any political leader or captain of industry, if you think about it.

And there’s no end in sight to the torrents of Epstein-related ink.

Definitely nothing to worry about, dear limited partners!

Like having to send this regretful letter to clients, assuring that he never lied to them about Jeffrey Epstein.

The greatest financial performance artist in history has settled for the easy and derivative.

It’s measured in eight figures.

That’ll teach’em.

Denise George has some questions (and document requests) for the billionaire.

The latest monument to her hubris comes (of course) in lawsuit form.

That’s the gist of it, anyway, when you cut through the legalese.

Private equity guys, you’re on notice from a guy with one foot out the door. Or not.

The greatest tank artists in sports history are coming for the Mets.

Who’d like to bet their retirement on the geniuses who brought you the Neiman Marcus and J. Crew bankruptcies?

The cryptocurrency enthusiast is angry, and you wouldn’t want to see Mike Novogratz angry.

Private equity firm Ares Management is the latest beneficiary.

Now, he’d like to see her name in the signature line of some four-year-old paychecks.

Please don’t make him. (You probably can’t, anyway.)

The Securities and Exchange Commission is apparently shocked to learn.

Coronavirus has a 10-month incubation period in bonus checks.

Justice Barry Ostrager isn’t so sure.

Answer: How all Dartmouth men eat.

It takes a half-dozen men what it once took only one Kravis and one Roberts to do.

What's left of We is hoping JPM will pony up $2 billion to keep the kombucha taps running, but that would almost certainly come with Dimon-strenght strings attached.

Officially pulling the IPO is going to hurt, but it's time for pain at We.

KKR is starting to steal back all of those BS fees it paid in decades past.