Private Equity
Tweets From Mistress Alleging Abuse Had Absolutely Nothing To Do With Leon Black’s Early Retirement Five Days Later
No sir, still nothing to see here.
Private Equity Exec. Indicted In College Admissions Scandal Must Really Like Going To Court
The first time wasn’t voluntary, but the lawsuit against Netflix very much is.
Leon Black To Spend Even More Time With His Alibis For That Visit To Jeffrey Epstein’s Sex Island
And Jay Clayton gets to be called “Mr. Chairman” again.
Killing Caesars: A Belated Ides Of March Story
Moral: It’s best not to get Oaktree’s Ken Liang angry.
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Second Trial Avoided Rather Less Auspicious For Private Equity Firm Than The First
It doesn’t sound like Merrick Garland is looking as kindly on the GPB boys as Bill Barr.
Fortress’ Milkshake-And-Hamburger Dreams Foiled
Aiming for bankruptcy court, the private equity giant finds itself in Indiana civil court.
Jay Clayton To Ensure Apollo Global Steers Clear Of Pedophiles Going Forward
It’s a surprisingly tough job, but someone’s got to do it.
Maybe It Wasn’t Such A Great Idea To Fire A Guy Who Knew About The Ponzi Payments You Were (Allegedly) Making
Because in addition to “unemployed,” he can also now call himself “whistleblower.”
Leon Black Did Nothing Wrong, Will Stop Being Apollo CEO Anyway
He did do twice as much not wrong as previously reported, and is almost 70, so…
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Steve Schwarzman Ensures He’ll Be Remembered For More Than Just Making A Ton Of Money
His obituary will now include lines like, “providing aid and comfort to an insurrectionist” and, maybe, “man whose odiousness inspired the legislative dismantling of the private equity industry.”
Even If He Loses Apollo, Leon Black Will Always Have MoMA
And they’ve seen him rap and eat.
Leon Black Just One Of Many Illustrious People To Ignore Jeff Epstein’s Sex Criminal Past
It could have happened to any political leader or captain of industry, if you think about it.
Breaking News: Apollo Global Battered By Wave After Wave Of Breaking News
And there’s no end in sight to the torrents of Epstein-related ink.
Leon Black’s Ties To Noted Sex Criminal Totally Innocent And Definitely Not Problematic, But Apollo Global Will Have A Look-See Anyway
Definitely nothing to worry about, dear limited partners!
Leon Black Has Regrets
Like having to send this regretful letter to clients, assuring that he never lied to them about Jeffrey Epstein.
Masa Son Officially Out Of Ideas, And So Will Launch A SPAC
The greatest financial performance artist in history has settled for the easy and derivative.
New York Times Quantifies Exactly How ‘Limited’ Leon Black’s Relationship With Jeffrey Epstein Was
It’s measured in eight figures.
Virgin Islands Attorney General Curious Why Leon Black’s Name Keeps Coming Up In Her Jeff Epstein Investigation
Denise George has some questions (and document requests) for the billionaire.
Lynn Tilton Was Dead Serious About ‘F*ck-You-Pay-Me’
The latest monument to her hubris comes (of course) in lawsuit form.
Ordinary People Invested In Hedge, Private Equity Funds Unsure That More Ordinary People Should Invest In Hedge, Private Equity Funds
That’s the gist of it, anyway, when you cut through the legalese.
Jay Clayton Not At All Happy With Asset Class He’s Eager To Open To More Marks, Er, Investors
Private equity guys, you’re on notice from a guy with one foot out the door. Or not.
Bring The Process To Flushing!
The greatest tank artists in sports history are coming for the Mets.
Private Equity Gets Longed-For Bailout In Form of 401(k) Money
Who’d like to bet their retirement on the geniuses who brought you the Neiman Marcus and J. Crew bankruptcies?
Mike Novogratz Wants A Blockchain For Police Brutality
The cryptocurrency enthusiast is angry, and you wouldn’t want to see Mike Novogratz angry.
SEC Busily Issuing Slaps On The Wrist
Private equity firm Ares Management is the latest beneficiary.
Judge Sees Lynn Tilton’s Finger-, Studded Leather Jumpsuit-Prints All Over Defunct Ambulance Company
Now, he’d like to see her name in the signature line of some four-year-old paychecks.
Surprisingly, Dan Loeb Doesn’t Want To Be In The International Tourism Luxury Goods Business Anymore
Please don’t make him. (You probably can’t, anyway.)
Private Equity Firms Don’t Do Things For Free, You Guys
The Securities and Exchange Commission is apparently shocked to learn.
Bonus Watch ’20: Your Year-End Windfall Is Looking Sickly
Coronavirus has a 10-month incubation period in bonus checks.
Fund Manager Got Pre-Approval For All That Alleged Fraud And Self-Dealing, Fund Manager Says
Justice Barry Ostrager isn’t so sure.
How Does Leon Black Eat? A Dealbreaker Investigation
Answer: How all Dartmouth men eat.
Trump Wall Street Allies Want To Do Some Firing, Avoid Getting Fired
Carl Icahn and Tom Barrack are taking different roles in their own versions of “The Apprentice.”
Good News, Single Ladies, Steve Schwarzman Owns Bumble Now
Blackstone owns everyone's favorite feminist dating app...and that's quite the sentence.
Masa Son's Masterwork Is A PowerPoint Presentation About WeWork That Will One Day Hang In The Louvre
One solitary slide in the WeWork autopsy report to SoftBank investors is a true encapsulation of the artist's soul.
Help Paul Singer Achieve Great And Terrible Things
All he needs is an extra $4 billion on top of the $2 billion he just raised.
Who Told Henry Kravis This I-Banking Thing Was A Good Idea?
Whoever it was should probably be polishing their resume, once the security guards finish escorting them out.
Mr. Chelsea Clinton Tries Changing His Luck By Doing His Last Job Backwards
Marc Mezvinsky is a TPG man now (for now).
The Fall Of WeWork Has Destroyed The Last Pure Thing In Global Finance: Masayoshi Son's Profligate Whimsy
Seeing a hypothetical $40 billion go up in allegorical smoke is having an impact on the greatest living performance artist in finance.
Steve Schwarzman ‘Incredibly Proud’ Of ‘Vital Role’ That’s Earned Him $17 Billion
That’s five times as much as Leon Cooperman, by the way.
Frankenstein Reportedly Nearing Deal To Rescue His Monster At A Sub-$8 Billion Valuation
SoftBank is ready to admit that it needs WeWork to survive.
Six People Who Managed Not To Get Fire By Henry Kravis Now Taking Over For Henry Kravis
It takes a half-dozen men what it once took only one Kravis and one Roberts to do.
WeWork Asking Jamie Dimon "Why Stop Now, Baby?"
What's left of We is hoping JPM will pony up $2 billion to keep the kombucha taps running, but that would almost certainly come with Dimon-strenght strings attached.
WeWork About To Get Hammered For Finally Acting Like An Adult
Officially pulling the IPO is going to hurt, but it's time for pain at We.
Henry Kravis Started An I-Bank Because He Can Do Everything Better Than You
KKR is starting to steal back all of those BS fees it paid in decades past.
Adam Neumann Is Going To Need A New Workspace
Masa Son controls the WeWork board, and the guy who founded the company is about to see what that means.
Steve Schwarzman Thinks The Lobster At Claridge’s Is Pretty Good
Socialism? Higher taxes? Not so much.
SoftBank And WeWork Have Some Kinky Thing Going And It's Weird To Watch
Get a room, you guys...WeKnow a place that charges by the month.
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Blackstone’s Not Saying There’s A Recession Right Around The Corner
But they’ll have the money to buy your office building/warehouse/retail location if it happens.