Private Equity

The ungrateful upper-middle class of suburban Philadelphia will not bow to new liege lord Steve Schwarzman.

And not just because of his face.

The “S” in GSO Capital Partners is taking his leave.

Amidst the deafening din of Trumpian chaos, Lynn whispers "I'm broke."

Steve Schwarzman just moved a skyscraper for $640 million to get the week started off right.

The Oracle is holding it down and he don't care who knows it.

TFW you are the platonic ideal of the sheltered wealthy elite.

In Donald Trump's America, every public school needs its own Steve Schwarzman.

Uncle Carl is feeling the "rumbling" of an imminent market earthquake.

The tax cuts he helped to create are definitely going to help him hold on to a lot of the $1 billion he pulled down last year.

Debunking the hot take that Steve Schwarzman’s Trump whispering had failed.

Steve Schwarzman gives the weirdest compliments.

What are you guys even paying for?

What do you get the billionaire private-equity honcho who’s got everything? A hockey team!

Someone is smirking under their pink mustache.

The Diva of Distressed Debt is out a few portfolio holdings.

Wilbur Ross may be carrying a few too many ones when calculating his net worth and his p.e. firm's fees.

Either Harv gets his or no one does. (It’s the latter.)

Guggenheim Partners CEO Mark Walter has neither nightly diversion from growing workplace troubles nor World Series trophy.

The Trump tax plan is not making private equity great again.

“Chinese Communist Party” is the new capitalist management rage.

If you really need an Ermenegildo Zegna suit, find a legit way to get it .

Tom Barrack is always there to lend a hand, with a check in it.

The Oracle of Omaha bought himself an early 93rd birthday present.

Got a good deal on it, too.

Even Blackstone thinks this guy might bring some bad press.

John Walker is making history, but not in a good way.

OK, so neither he or Scott Nuttall are new, but their jobs are.

Get ready for Abercrombie & Feinberg!

Blackstone will build Trump's America with a tiny $20 billion cash injection from the Saudis.

While the big banks took Dodd-Frank horse tranquilizers, Jefferies got hold of some trucker crank and hit a private equity rave.

Bill Conway knows what we're talking about.

No really, it cares.

Guy Hands will not have his hilarious name sullied any longer.