Like All Currency, Bitcoin Is A Collective Dream, And We All Just Shuddered In Our Sleep
Faith is what gives cryptocurrency its value, and a lot more people are going to be losing their religion after FTX's rapid, high-profile implosion.
We Present The Only Possible Case For Buying Bitcoin
Take it away, Harris Kupperman.
Crypto Conquerors Launches the First NFT Strategy Game in the Metaverse
Conquering countries and making money is finally possible in the NFT world. In Crypto Conquerors, you can now acquire countries via NFTs and compete for world domination.
A Crypto Law Across The Pond Could Make Splashes On Your Portfolio
'If it's shaky, push it over!' - Rick Roderick on Nietzsche, and maybe Dogecoin?
Labor Department To Reiterate Its Feelings About Bitcoin In 401(k)s To Fidelity, Presumably Speaking Slowly And Deliberately As If To A Child
You know, just to make sure the brokerage giant really hears it this time.
If You Were In Any Doubt That Giving Kim Jong Un Pointers On Skirting Sanctions With Crypto, Doubt No More
Learn the lesson now that Virgil Griffith is learning the hard way.
Miami Bitcoin Faithful Feeling Better Than Miami Crypto Investors
No news is good news and oh look here’s Mark Zuckerberg again to ruin everything.
What A Digital Dollar Might (Or Might Not) Add To The US Economy
Given that existing currency is already pretty digital, what would really change if we went to a central bank-issued digital dollar?
Ex-Goldman Sachs Trader’s D.J.’ing Business Financed By (Alleged) Crypto Money Laundering Business
No, we’re not talking about David Solomon.
President Biden Direct Regulators To Really Seriously Think About This Bit-Thingies
Grandpa Joe’s not quite sure what to do with these newfangled doohickies. But hedge funds are.
NFTs And Copyright: What You See Is Not What You Get
An NFT is more like a digital certificate of authenticity that proves that one owns a 'special' copy of a work of art. The purchaser is only buying a slab of code.
Charlie Munger’s Proudest Achievements Are Avoiding The Clap And Cryptocurrencies
They’re essentially one and the same to the Berkshire Hathaway number two.
Couples Fighting Over Fake Currency Best Suited For Buying Fake Fake Art
And other tales of late American capitalism.
The Great Cryptocurrent Definitional Debate Comes To The Courthouse
Ripple is manifestly not a currency. But is it a security or a commodity or something else entirely?
Report: Things More Or Less Perfect For Money Laundering Used To Launder A Lot Of Money
Decentralized finance and cryptocurrency are a criminal’s perfect match.
Two Disreputable Banks Lend Their Disrespectability To Crypto
Blockchain comes to the foreign-exchange foodchain.
Did You Know Cryptocurrencies Were All About Helping The Unbanked?
In fairness, the executives saying so probably didn’t know it until they needed to come up with a catchy thing to say at a Congressional hearing.
Biden Administration Asks Congress To Regulate Stablecoins, Meaning Stablecoins Will Go Unregulated
In a timely but ultimately meaningless coincidence, there’s also another crypto scandal brewing.
You Have Heard Of Video Conferencing, Yes, Do Kwon?
The SEC can’t issue subpoenas over Zoom.
The SEC Doesn’t Think Much Of Coinbase, And The Feeling Is Mutual
Maybe Congress would like to take Gary Gensler off its back? Please?
Jamie Dimon Back To No Longer Publicly Hiding His Disdain For Cryptos
He’s back to calling them worthless and comparing them to cigarettes.
Merrick Garland Gets Busy
The Justice Department has a new squad of crypto-cops, a new taste for white-collar criminal enforcement, a new demand for cyber-ransom notifications. And if you happen to know where all of Tether’s money is, it would appreciate a call on that, as well.
Jay Powell Trying To Save Cryptos, Possibly At Expense Of His Job
And also, you know, his ability to save cryptos going forward.
In Addition To Everything Else, China’s Going To Kill Cryptos
Xi Jinping is extremely busy these days.
Even Gary Gensler Thinks He’s Wasting A Lot Of Time On Cryptos
Since all that work will be moot soon enough, once they cease to be.
If You Believe Walmart Is About To Begin Accepting Litecoin, Well, I’ve Got Some, Uh, Litecoin To Sell You
The old is new again and again and again. And Steve Cohen and Cathie Wood want more of it.
The Mooch Has Big, Fake Things To Announce As His Less-Big-Than-Usual Party
The highlight of this year’s SALT conference make by Skybridge’s latest attempt to lose money in crypto.
Gensler’s March On Crypto Underway As SEC Charges Lending Platform For $2 Billion Fraud
Look, when Gary Gensler took his seat at the head of the SEC earlier this year, we were promised something a little different.
Cryptos Want Direct Access To Worthless Thing They Wish To Destroy
John Paulson, for his part, thinks a different thing will be worthless.
Decentralized Finance Not Nearly Decentralized Enough To Escape Gary Gensler’s Notice
In fact, he thinks it looks downright regulatable.
Fake Currency Purveyors Hoarding Lots Of Very Real Cash
Tether sees Coinbase’s $4 billion and raises it $63 billion.
All It Took For Congress To Notice Cryptos Was Giant Bill For Roads, Rail, Broadband To Facilitate More Crypto Mining
What the Hill giveth, it taketh away via the IRS.
Stablecoins May Not Be Stable, But They Might Be Criminal
Just like all other cryptocurrencies.
Bankrupt Crypto Platform Says Its Only Problem Was Hiring A Guy Who Broke Out Of Jail
The court-appointed examiner is not so sure.
John McAfee (Allegedly) Didn’t Tell Two Interested Parties About His CryptoPromotion Side Hustle
Those parties being the IRS, and the people he was shilling ‘coins to.