Cryptocurrencies

He’s back to calling them worthless and comparing them to cigarettes.

The Justice Department has a new squad of crypto-cops, a new taste for white-collar criminal enforcement, a new demand for cyber-ransom notifications. And if you happen to know where all of Tether’s money is, it would appreciate a call on that, as well.

And also, you know, his ability to save cryptos going forward.

Xi Jinping is extremely busy these days.

Since all that work will be moot soon enough, once they cease to be.

Now that the meme-based cryptocurrency is not much of a joke anymore, it’s finally a funny one.

The old is new again and again and again. And Steve Cohen and Cathie Wood want more of it.

The highlight of this year’s SALT conference make by Skybridge’s latest attempt to lose money in crypto.

Actually, he’s not saying anything. Just suing.

Look, when Gary Gensler took his seat at the head of the SEC earlier this year, we were promised something a little different.

John Paulson, for his part, thinks a different thing will be worthless.

In fact, he thinks it looks downright regulatable.

Tether sees Coinbase’s $4 billion and raises it $63 billion.

What the Hill giveth, it taketh away via the IRS.

Just like all other cryptocurrencies.

The court-appointed examiner is not so sure.

Those parties being the IRS, and the people he was shilling ‘coins to.

The karma market’s in full swing.

And why not?

Tyler and Cameron are all about The Brothers Cock Foster and their "nifties."

His grade is...pending.

Alleged kidney stones, it unfortunately has to be said.

He probably -- if he's honest -- has the most FUD that anyone has ever had, and his FUD is the most beautiful.

Some solid research here from the Nodoi Institute at The University of Obvious.

This is almost TOO good.

Let's get crypto crunk in 2019!

Meet Libra, the cryptocurrency for people who hate paying attention.

A Canadian messaging app notorious for letting minors sext each other selling $100 million in digital currency isn't a securities violation, it's Darwinism.

The future is now

This could be huge for the Bitcoin-price-powered buttplug market.

You know you want in.

Wall Street doesn't want to foot the bill when you can't make your crypto margin call.

Soon everything will be CryptoKitties.

PlexCoin, we hardly knew ye.