You can breathe a sigh of relief, J-Dimez.
Could have been worse, Trump could have been caught leasing space to Wells Fargo.
"For shame, Janet Yellen!... Keep doin' what you been doin,' Vlad."
Turns out GOP candidates polling behind in Missouri are a risky investment.
Everything is f@cked! Buy Gold!
Say what you will, but that was definitely "A speech."
Uncle Carl turned down The Donald in order to live his truth as "Two-PAC."
Steve Mnuchin and Anthony Scaramucci must be like "Damn bro, what up?"
It's right there between "Crying Babies" and "Large Gloves."
Their working title was "Hey, it's not as bad as his plan."
We see what you did there, Bernie.
He hates regulations like Dodd-Frank, so he must be PSYCHED about his dad's promise to bring back Glass-Steagall.
Eat your heart out Michelle Obama, the GOP platform just cribbed an idea from Bernie Sanders.
Sometimes The Donald's gotta do what The Donald's gotta do.
It's not a good idea to put "Make America Great Again" in the memo line of a check at 200 West Street these days.
Time for Hill to whip out that stack of "Thanks But No Thanks" cards.
Steve Schwarzman and Ken Langone would have gone, but they - like - didn't want to.
Camp Clinton wants you to know that Trump like liked the mortgage crisis...like more than a friend.
If you don't think about it too hard, it makes sense.
In fairness, Heidi Cruz DID take a few elbows to the head recently.
Third time is the charm for Mooch in 2016.
We're down to three choices; Trump, Hillary or putting your checkbook in a shredder and setting that shredder on fire.
Cliff is hashtag OVER it.
"The Apprentice: Treasury Department"
If Carly thinks the HP/Compaq merger was a major success, she must have loved the Bay of Pigs.
Is this some kind of 3D chess?
Clintonian cognitive dissonance is BACK!
Hillary seems willing to offer Bernie voters a big bowl of Shut The F@ck Up.
Wall Street has become the Rorschach test for angry voters, but no one knows what they're looking at.
Old Meltyface would like to explain his attacks/ask for some money.
Bernie might not have read Dodd-Frank all the way through.
We are through the looking glass.
She's about thisclose to just saying "Cool pants, Bernie."
Angry Donald Trump doesn't like his wife's picture being used to attack him so he lashes out at other guy's wife... Sad.
Nice to see that Marc Faber is still mincing his words.
Barney ain't feeling the Bernie.
At least Kissinger isn't involved...Oops, he totally is.
Old Meltyface will say all the words.
Welcome to the suck, Grandpa Jack!
Bill Ackman cannot catch a break...
Hill is done pretending that she hates Wall Street, or that's she's still running against Bernie.
It's getting ugly and confusing out there.
Alan Grayson is quickly becoming one of our favorites.
And that's why he's dealing with another totally routine twelfth audit in a row.
Welcome back to The Suck, Mittens.
All your checks do belong to Rubio