Decision 2016

Everything is f@cked! Buy Gold!

Say what you will, but that was definitely "A speech."

Uncle Carl turned down The Donald in order to live his truth as "Two-PAC."

Steve Mnuchin and Anthony Scaramucci must be like "Damn bro, what up?"

It's right there between "Crying Babies" and "Large Gloves."

Their working title was "Hey, it's not as bad as his plan."

We see what you did there, Bernie.

He hates regulations like Dodd-Frank, so he must be PSYCHED about his dad's promise to bring back Glass-Steagall.

Eat your heart out Michelle Obama, the GOP platform just cribbed an idea from Bernie Sanders.

Sometimes The Donald's gotta do what The Donald's gotta do.

It's not a good idea to put "Make America Great Again" in the memo line of a check at 200 West Street these days.

Time for Hill to whip out that stack of "Thanks But No Thanks" cards.

Steve Schwarzman and Ken Langone would have gone, but they - like - didn't want to.

Camp Clinton wants you to know that Trump like liked the mortgage crisis...like more than a friend.

If you don't think about it too hard, it makes sense.

In fairness, Heidi Cruz DID take a few elbows to the head recently.

It's like Neil Simon on drugs, but real life.

We're down to three choices; Trump, Hillary or putting your checkbook in a shredder and setting that shredder on fire.

Cliff is hashtag OVER it.

"The Apprentice: Treasury Department"

Is this some kind of 3D chess?

Old Meltyface would like to explain his attacks/ask for some money.

Bernie might not have read Dodd-Frank all the way through.

We are through the looking glass.