Donald Trump
Trump Chooses Hedge Fund Guy To Push Paper Around As Campaign Finance Chair
You can't make this sh!t up.
President Trump And Deutsche Bank Are Whatever Is The German Word For Frenemies
German money, defaults and lawsuits...That's a Trumpian romance.
Working Class Hero President Trump Can Now Prove That He Makes Less Than $500K A Year
Just how poor is Donald Trump though?
Apple Joins The Pope On President Trump's Exhausting "This Week In Talking Sh!t" List
It was a big week for America's most famous case of histrionic personality disorder.
President Trump Kicks Bloomberg Right In The Terminals
He also thinks Mike Bloomberg might be inflating his fortune, because game recognizes game.
President Trump Using His Wharton Education To Unmask Jeff Bezos' Fiendishly Clever Tax Shelter Scam
The Donald's thoughts on tax shelters explain a lot about his bankruptcies.
President Trump Is Totally On To You, Political Stooge Janet Yellen
He'll get to you later, pinko maniac Bernie Sanders.
President Trump Agrees That These Debates Are Nightmarishly Long
And by Donald, he's gonna do something about it.
Carl Icahn Is So In Love That He Only Sees Beauty In President Trump's Flaws
Things are getting serious, you guys.
In President Trump's America, Your Tax Return Looks And Sounds Like Donald Trump
But only if you're among the poorest Americans.
President Trump's War On Hedge Funds Will Be So Good For Hedge Funds According To President Trump
Sometimes we hurt the ones that we - maybe but probably don't - love the most.
President Trump Can't Stop Won't Stop Pitching Woo To Carl Icahn
In Trumperica, Carl Icahn is known as "Mr. Nice Guy."
President Trump And Anthony Scaramucci Had A Very Confusing Meeting About...Something?
The Donald and "The Mooch" definitely met yesterday, but the rest is very much up for interpretation.
President Trump Is So Over "Hedge Fund Guys"
It's like these hedge fund guys have so much money that it's coming out of their "wherevers."
President Trump Would Like To Teach Silicon Valley About The Benefits of Diversity
Listen up, Zuckerberg. You might learn something.
Wharton Would Really Like For Wharton Alum President Trump To Shut The F#ck Up About Wharton
Wharton is probably afraid that alums like Raj Rajaratnam and Steve Cohen would be pretty embarrassed to be associated with The Donald.
President Trump Really Hates That Bow Tie Guy In The H&R Block Ads
H&R Block is pretty much like the Megyn Kelly of tax preparation service companies.
President-Elect Trump Is Pretty Pissed At His Frenemy Michael Bloomberg
Things are pretty tense right now in NYC's Billionaire Sorority, you guys.
Donald Trump Might Not Fully Grasp The Definition of Personal Wealth
You say potato, Trump says "I'm worth $10 billion."