Press X, Y, Down, Down, Left, Y, X for what has to be securities fraud.
Nobody handles money like Uber, so Uber needs more money to handle.
Even Elon likes data, and this set ain't great.
Shares in a baseball card? With real money? Everything is fine!
Except this time there's no profits.
Why not call the company you've founded to get over the one that dumped you Upgrade?
It's hard to kick the P2P habit.
The slowest-moving revolution in media history just picked up some Norm-entum.
It's awesome to create internal safety committees but FINRA kind of prefers that you, like, make them do stuff.
Angelo Mozilo is having schadenfreude for breakfast.
Well, this is definitely today's most entertaining Fintech story.
The Feds are like almost ready to be ready to regulate Fintech.
Jack is playing 3D chess, Brian is still trying to figure out checkers.
Even Bri-Mo is looking at the FIntech bros and saying "Tough week, homies."
Just because an idea won't ever happen, that doesn't make it less awesome.
Hey, she DID teach them everything they know about the credit default swap.
Or "How Bank CEOs learned to stop worrying and pretend to love the bomb."