If only these retail bankers worked in Palo Alto garage and not 200 West Street, perhaps then they would be loved.
DJ D-Sol paid Goldmen less in Q1, but how long can he keep doing that?
DJ D-Sol just went Joan Crawford on outdated tech.
Though they be short, these ads are breathtaking in their lack of subtlety.
DJ D-Sol looking to spin way more ladies nights at 200 West St.
Mmm, the smell of pink slips wafting in from Battery Park City on the warming air.
Don't let anyone tell you that Goldman doesn't keeps it real.
David Solomon proving that he truly is Goldman Sachs' cool new dad.
Why else would a senior i-banker in Asia leave Goldman these days?
20-year veteran and head of program is thought to be the latest victim of DJ D-Sol and John Waldron's trading floor megadeath.
Guess who's walking away clean on the whole 1MDB thing though...
United Natural Foods really should have read the not-so-fine print.
Believe it or not, that’s the best-case scenario for the bank.
Sometimes it takes gilded balls to publish a research note.
After dressing up the world's most potent financial services company as a 90's era M&A i-bank, DJ D-Sol is apparently into cosplay.
On the subject of 1MDB scandal, DJ D-Sol wants everyone to rest easy next week.
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$6.5 billion in bond deals? Sure. This cockamamie story about how you didn’t know people were stealing almost half of it? No.
Hey, if they can have stupid ideas, why can't we?
DJ Daddy D-Sol is handling it.
And those deals are happening, so, you know…
Some people from Citi and JPMorgan Chase just cut the line.
Unlike those silly traders, a greybeard investment banker like DJ D-Sol will quell the rebellion before it even begins.
Could this ex-partner’s guilty plea not have come, say, a month and a day ago?
This is the best PR sh!tshow we've watched in years.
David Solomon is going to have to find a woman to promote if Dina takes over at the UN.
The Forrest Gump of modern finance strikes again.
Charlie Gasparino reports on a nascent populist uprising inside 200 West Street.
Poor John Waldron will never know what evil he has done for love.
And also makes David Einhorn’s day.
Back to work, Goldmanites, your new leader just killed Summer...on the ones and twos.
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If it had, maybe he’d have a different story to tell prosecutors.
David Solomon wants more Work-Turnt Life Balance at his new Goldman.
Who wouldn't take political career advice from Jon Corzine?
Lloyd Blankfein is going to spend the next two a half months existing somewhere between TGIF and DGAF.
DJ D-Sol about to let the beat...mmmmmm, DROP!
Because, you know, that was kind of the (alleged) deal.
Heath Terry is the Adam Jonas of internet analysts.
This is truly shameful. It's like he wasn't even really trying.
David Solomon tells David Faber that he's focused on being COO and there's no succession timeline at Goldman Sachs.
It's either "Boils" or "Diseased livestock," cuz the "Frogs" thing already happened.
David Solomon's hipster eden at 200 West Street is coming into clearer focus.
The Nostradamuses of 200 West Street see how this ends.
Unlike that old square Lloyd Blankfein, DJ D-Sol is turnt as shit.
The Lloydster is ALSO getting shafted.
Harvey Schwartz's "retirement" gives David "DJ D-Sol" Solomon the keys to Lloyd's kingdom.
Gary Cohn's week just gets better and better.
