Goldman Sachs

Lloyd Blankfein seems lonely, you guys.

Goldman Sachs' Prince that was Promised lists his West Village crib for $19.95 million.

Marty Chavez is going back to his New Mexico monastery.

DJ D-Sol is sampling Angelo Mozilo on Goldman's Apple Card plans.

David Kostin tells clients that this bull is barely breathing.

If only these retail bankers worked in Palo Alto garage and not 200 West Street, perhaps then they would be loved.

DJ D-Sol paid Goldmen less in Q1, but how long can he keep doing that?

DJ D-Sol just went Joan Crawford on outdated tech.

Though they be short, these ads are breathtaking in their lack of subtlety.

DJ D-Sol looking to spin way more ladies nights at 200 West St.

Mmm, the smell of pink slips wafting in from Battery Park City on the warming air.

Don't let anyone tell you that Goldman doesn't keeps it real.

David Solomon proving that he truly is Goldman Sachs' cool new dad.

Why else would a senior i-banker in Asia leave Goldman these days?

20-year veteran and head of program is thought to be the latest victim of DJ D-Sol and John Waldron's trading floor megadeath.

Guess who's walking away clean on the whole 1MDB thing though...

United Natural Foods really should have read the not-so-fine print.

Believe it or not, that’s the best-case scenario for the bank.

Sometimes it takes gilded balls to publish a research note.

After dressing up the world's most potent financial services company as a 90's era M&A i-bank, DJ D-Sol is apparently into cosplay.

On the subject of 1MDB scandal, DJ D-Sol wants everyone to rest easy next week.

$6.5 billion in bond deals? Sure. This cockamamie story about how you didn’t know people were stealing almost half of it? No.

Hey, if they can have stupid ideas, why can't we?

DJ Daddy D-Sol is handling it.

And those deals are happening, so, you know…

So, like, go easy on us.

...at being partner.

Some people from Citi and JPMorgan Chase just cut the line.

Unlike those silly traders, a greybeard investment banker like DJ D-Sol will quell the rebellion before it even begins.

Could this ex-partner’s guilty plea not have come, say, a month and a day ago?

Lloyd Blankfein is going to spend the next two a half months existing somewhere between TGIF and DGAF.

DJ D-Sol about to let the beat...mmmmmm, DROP!

Because, you know, that was kind of the (alleged) deal.

Heath Terry is the Adam Jonas of internet analysts.