Steve Mnuchin Sees 'No Need' For Dollar That Doesn't Bear His Physical Signature
Louise Can't roll around naked in Bitcoin, y'all.
The Finance 2017 Time Capsule Is Something We Should Bury Deep
Did we all just spend an entire year passively colluding with each other?
Trump Tax Plan Already Causing Massive Amounts Of Horseshit To Trickle Down Into Steve Mnuchin's Mailbox
Louise is going to need bigger gloves to handle THIS gift.
Goldman Sachs Shows Up A Day Late And Way Short To The Bitcoin Party
'Twas it Lloyd that killed the beast?
Litecoin Creator Unloads All His Litecoin In Upside Trade On His Own Sanity
Freedom's just another word for nothing left to gain on this insanity.
Chicken CEO: Politicized NFL Has Hurt Market For Wings, Leg Quarters Unaffected
And don't get him started on breasts.
Bitcoin's Milkshake Volatility Is Bringing Too Many Boys To The Yard
Central banks will have to reckon with Bitcoin, and that will suck.
Bitcoin Investors Beginning To Resemble Tweakers Playing XBox
This is getting - even more - ridiculous.
Analysts Now Bemoaning Plebe Investors Inherent Inability To Comprehend An S&P Target Of "Infinity:
Should investors resist the urge to panic by embracing the notion of a Forever Rally? (No.)
Wall Street Consensus Says That 2018 Will Make Us Rich And Move Us Ever Closer To The Apocalypse
Fun with BofAML's Michael Hartnett.
Venezuela's Debt Negotiation Tactics Leaned Heavily On Purported Drug Lords And Actual Pancakes
Sounds like fun to us if we're honest.
Sam Zell Is In An Adorable One-Way Feud With Jeff Bezos
When it comes to the King of the Amazon, ol' Zelly keeps waking up on the wrong side of the Keebler tree.
Turns Out Cocaine Kingpin Not Best Choice To Lead Venezuela Debt Restructuring Push
You can't blame 'em for trying, right?
Gumby, Space Stations, And Things That Make No Sense
Yeah, this is about ETFs.
Amazon Is Cheap At Any Price, Say Carnivorous Animals
"Changing the world" is not an investment thesis.
"ThereIsNoTopism" Is Wall Street's Hottest New Religion
If you believe that stocks should never decline, you might be a worshiper.
Albert Edwards Has Seen The Future And His Name Is Kevin (Warsh)
The Warshy vibes are getting stronger.