This reminds us of the time he learned about "sex parties."
Just one microchip in your brain will make you electric car an ever-appreciating asset.
Tesla really is a hell of a thing.
With all these wild ideas floating around lately, Elon was feeling left out.
Don't look now but Elon is buying stuff...seriously, don't look.
And he's not even being ironic.
We hope these crazy kids can make this work.
Is this like a normcore thing?
If you come at the Musk, you'd best not miss...or you'll be stuck driving that janky Nissan Leaf.
Another lesson from the Elon Musk "WHAT YOU LOOKING AT?!?!" School of Business Management
Nothing starts a tech billionaire catfight quite like a rocket landing.
Oh Musky, you incorrigible billionaire futurist rascal.
For billionaire tech bros, the party never has to end.
Here's a little $20 mil to get things going, bebe.
Come with Elon if you want to live.
"Driverless cars on Mars? Who is this kid?"
You won't be laughing when the cop who pulls you over morphs into a chrome killing machine.
This is about ethics in space sexploration crowdfunding.
You're saying Elon can't sell his electric cars to Texas oil moguls? Good luck with that...
A car that you can just get into? Boooooooring.
It's like the coolest mom's basement ever, dude!
It's Elon math, so you wouldn't understand... you plebe.
When his ex-wives go on the internet to write about him, it's not even that bad. Elon wins again!
When Elon Musk says "Keep it," people hand him $100 million. So that's how's he's doing.