Bear StearnsThe Loophole Legend: The Strange Life And Death Of JP Morgan's Guarantee of Bear Stearn's LiabilitiesBy John Carney
James CramerTaking A Bat To Jim Cramer’s Head, As Though He Were A Piñata, Might Feel Good In The Short Term But Will Ultimately Only Make Him Stronger, Unless You Kill HimBy Bess Levin
James CramerHow To Think About Jim Cramer’s Insane Confidence--Even For A Crazy Person--In Bear StearnsBy Bess Levin
James Cramer"What are we gonna do with him, Harry?" "We'll do exactly what he did to us: we're gonna burn his head with a blowtorch" "And smash his face with an iron!" "I like to slap him right in the face with a paint can" "And shove a nail through his foot!"By Joe Weisenthal
Goldman SachsJim Cramer Wants You To Lay Off Lloyd Blankfein, John Mack and Stanley O'Neal (But Keep Mocking Chuck Prince Because That Guy's Had It Coming And, Also, He Just Doesn't Like The Look Of Chuck's Face)By Bess Levin
James CramerWal-Mart to Lure Target Shoppers, Bridge Gap Between Aforementioned and Its Own Via Online Inventory of Titles Such as ‘sex, lies and videotape’ and ‘Christmas with the Kranks’By Bess Levin
James CramerIs Jim Cramer's Unbridled Optimism Evidence of Psychic Ability Or Recent Partial Lobotomy?By Bess Levin
James CramerJim Cramer: 'If I'm Wrong All The Time Then How Do I Have The Best Show On CNBC-- Which You Should Know, Is No Small Feat Given Its Superior Programming-- Huh? Riddle Me That? Actually, Don't Because You Suck, A-hole!'...By Bess Levin