Major League Soccer is celebrating its 25th birthday be indulging in the kinds of hilarious ambitions 25-year-olds are still able to entertain.
If they’re incredibly keen to get players to sign on the bottom line, there’s probably a good reason for that.
Well, other than success, of course. That’s all him.
Mountain Dew—we’re sorry, MTN DEW—has a very different and much broader definition of “bold” than we do.
Other than zero, what’s the best number of football games to play?
You guys know that girls can play hardball, too, right?
It’s gonna take more than three managerial scalps to get to the bottom of this.
The Mountain West’s new TV deal is why streaming services were invented.
Miami adds to its claim as the biggest sucker city in sports.
In our responsibility-free world, why would it be?
The less, the better, MLB seems to think, and even none at all in two years.
Unlike the former, there’s something that can actually be done about the latter.
Fining the Clippers for resting Kawhi wouldn't be necessary if there were fewer games on the schedule.
A troubling string of poorly-treated and even more poorly-handled injuries are a real problem for an already problematic league.
Sure, it's weird that MLB is letting investment funds grab equity in franchises, but at least the teams are already obsessed with being investment grade.
Like its perceived wokeness, it’s just a business decision.
Public money and John Loar are old friends coming together for one more caper.
Should national teams get some kind of free agency?
It's funny to watch everyone pretend that gambling and football are newly acquainted.
Bury FC is no more, and that's bigger than sports.
The Dolphins training camp just got political.
Mr. Met owes Toronto an Edible Arrangement.
Corporatization and politics are intrinsic elements of a pro sports landscape that is actively trying to discuss neither.
It's time to stop weeping over the grave of tradition.
Sparking a political sh!tstorm? Just Do It.
Mark Emmert and his empty threats are both bad and on the wrong side of history.
Splitting a team between Tampa and Montreal? That sounds like -the opposite of- a great idea!
Do you like this NY Times headline we just did? Well, don't get used to it!
Kimbrel and Keuchel are signed, but the draft should still be abolished.
Let's not ruin this, please.
The Champions League is mulling preventing any more Cinderella stories...cuz that's fun.
The whole thing feels nostalgically Soviet.
The A's should look at the map again.
This is just bad scriptwriting.
Are MLB and MiLB making it purposefully harder to...watch baseball?
Turns out people don't love minor league football.
Money has lost its nominal meaning in major sports contracts, but Mike Trout is a definitive generational talent.
Andrew Chafin is the new poster boy for what isn't really wrong with baseball.