So, this is going terribly for most of you...
You're going to suck at filling out your bracket again this year, so come suck with us!...Wait, hold on...
A terrible game provides a fitting end to a terrible bracket challenge.
Plus a visit from 1884 National League triple-crown winner and obscene gesture pioneer Old Hoss Radbourn.
Winners, losers and intentional losers from March Madness' first week.
By which we mean helicopter ride (no joke).
First place get a ride on Uber-but-for-helicopters (for real). Last place gets Dealbreaker swag.