Getting sued, going to court, getting called a modern-day AOL…
Their first stock market toy is being taken away, and they aren’t getting anything for it.
And also happening. At least for now.
There’s no way to tell, which is just how Jay Clayton & co. like it.
Why would Larry Kudlow lie to Mr. Market? He LOVES Mr. Market!
The Xi Gang is unsubtly telling Team Trump to play along with Beijing if it wants to keep the markets sanguine on a trade deal.
Charles Schwab thinks this modern IPO market might be bullsh!t.
Hey, when was the last time that admitting to “prioritizing growth over profitability” bitten a tech IPO in the ass?
You guys want to see the new "Who's on first?" routine, but about the slow death of the global economy?
A Business Roundtable survey of CEOs shows strong bearish sentiment -- with the possible exception of leaders of companies selling can openers, water-purification kits, freeze-dry foodstuffs, and live ammunition.
Translation: Masa Son pulled the plug on this thing last night because of course he did.
When Iranian missiles hit Saudi refineries, Rick Perry is the man you want to hear from.
The contrarian investor gives passive index funds a thorough tongue-lashing -- and sees opportunity in small-cap stocks (that he happens to own).
The White House is considering "an interim trade deal" with China.
This is escalating quickly.
Rising costs on goods might be bad for consumers AND manufacturers, muses everyone.
They were with China...do YOU know anyone in China?
Pot stocks are making investors act high.
So even the White House doesn't know who's running Wells Fargo.
Is it harder to keep swallowing the algo headline bullshit with an inverted yield curve?
Peter Navarro remains gallingly terrible at clapbacks and basic political theory.
It's almost like Jim Cramer is broken and spouting nonsense.
This financial statement is a sign of life.
The tobacco giant appears eager to disrupt itself.
Nothing says sustainable value trade on long-term audience retention like "New partnership with Beyond Meat."
A research note from Hipster Trader.
If you can't move a Manhattan condo for more than $10 million, then why aren't you already in cash?
This is why adages suck.
Errybody got a streaming service now.
The "Dumb Goldfish" economy is doing its thing.
Can you spot on the ticker where everyone realized that the Knicks will suck forever?
Come on, Neel Kashkari, you're supposed to be the hip one.
Bitcoin crashing while avocado prices surge in what we are calling The Hipsterpocalypse.
Would your broker eat this banana?
Don't watch, Uber, or Lyft, or Snap, or et al.
Also, FOMC holds rates steady for June.
The wisdom of the markets is something else these days.
On the bright side, Chewy.com isn't profitable and is planning on doing a dual share structure to keep it that way.
The softest bigotry of almost no expectations.
Morgan Stanley's Adam Jonas is the Judas Iscariot of Muskism.
If you've lost 94% of your public market value in less than one year, why not do a reverse stock-split right f'ing now?
Surely this is the Sell signal of all Sell signals...