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The Xi Gang is unsubtly telling Team Trump to play along with Beijing if it wants to keep the markets sanguine on a trade deal.

Charles Schwab thinks this modern IPO market might be bullsh!t.

Hey, when was the last time that admitting to “prioritizing growth over profitability” bitten a tech IPO in the ass?

You guys want to see the new "Who's on first?" routine, but about the slow death of the global economy?

A Business Roundtable survey of CEOs shows strong bearish sentiment -- with the possible exception of leaders of companies selling can openers, water-purification kits, freeze-dry foodstuffs, and live ammunition.

Translation: Masa Son pulled the plug on this thing last night because of course he did.

When Iranian missiles hit Saudi refineries, Rick Perry is the man you want to hear from.

The contrarian investor gives passive index funds a thorough tongue-lashing -- and sees opportunity in small-cap stocks (that he happens to own).

The White House is considering "an interim trade deal" with China.

This is escalating quickly.

Rising costs on goods might be bad for consumers AND manufacturers, muses everyone.

The yield curve looks great if you turn it upside down.

They were with China...do YOU know anyone in China?

Pot stocks are making investors act high.

So even the White House doesn't know who's running Wells Fargo.

This S-1 filing is a word quilt made up of every bad idea from every IPO of the past five years.

Is it harder to keep swallowing the algo headline bullshit with an inverted yield curve?

Peter Navarro remains gallingly terrible at clapbacks and basic political theory.

It's almost like Jim Cramer is broken and spouting nonsense.

Extinction comes for the most colorful men in finance.

Jay Powell just cannot please you people, can he?

This financial statement is a sign of life.

The tobacco giant appears eager to disrupt itself.

Elon Musk's notional car company is losing money and executives, but his key Wall Street apostle remains unfazed.

The age of alcoholic seltzer is upon us, so National Beverage Corp. needs to evolve or die.

Nothing says sustainable value trade on long-term audience retention like "New partnership with Beyond Meat."

A research note from Hipster Trader.

If you can't move a Manhattan condo for more than $10 million, then why aren't you already in cash?

This is why adages suck.

Errybody got a streaming service now.

The softest bigotry of almost no expectations.

Silver linings, y'all.

Morgan Stanley's Adam Jonas is the Judas Iscariot of Muskism.

If you've lost 94% of your public market value in less than one year, why not do a reverse stock-split right f'ing now?