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The CFPB is alive if unwell, and may be ready to get back to business early next year.

Not the people who invested $1.7 billion in it, that’s for sure.

It’s time to do your worst and get the hell out.

Which is only 20,000 or so fewer than the votes for their congressional bête noire.

How about no premium data fees at all, you monopolistic bastards?

Or how he still has a job.

The real winner here is John Roberts, who made everyone happy. Except Clarence Thomas.

A prestigious job he’s not qualified for may not be in the cards, but hey: At least it’s incompetence and not corruption.

A devastating revelation, we know.

Taubman Centers wonders if Simon is familiar with the legal principle of “no takebacks.”

Forty-six exceedingly rich New Yorkers aren’t going to let some pauper literally lord it over them for just $18.5 million.

If the SEC wants to know how rebates impact stock trading, they’ll have to figure it out themselves.

Behold, the most amazing regulatory filing in the history of stupid capitalism.

Who knew bond investing was so arousing?

The stock market looks as good as it does because addiction is a powerful, powerful force.

That NYSE listing is apparently worth several dollars a share to a stock that’s only worth several dollars a share.

The Pentagon is ready for the cryptorebellion come 2025.

Unlike its predecessor, it’s profitable and still alive a year after its IPO, but…

OK, maybe not the least, but going back to the office is still gonna suck.

U.S. District Judge Denny Chin understands math and actuarial tables as well now as he did 11 years ago.

He still thinks that putting it all on Luckin wasn’t crazy, just, uh, un-Luckin.

It's pretty hard to keep an eye on potential tattle-tales when they're all working from home.

Jho Low’s Mandarin Oriental aerie is no longer in the hands of the federal Marshals.

There won’t be consistency, but there will be a more consistent range of made-up numbers you have to put on a check.

This is a less reassuring statement than he probably thinks.

Turns out it’s legally impossible to think less of the former Met.

Maybe they should try obstructing justice on the president’s behalf, instead.

SoftBank and Tesla, the two companies that make the least sense, give their bosses rich pats on the back for jobs apparently well-done by some inscrutable measure.

It is apparently unconstitutional to prevent senators from insider-trading on confidential information received as senators.

The Minneapolis Fed president has downgraded his coronavirus outlook.

This lawsuit is no joke, to Elon Musk, anyway.

If the Germans want to put the brakes on the ECB, they’ll have to use EU courts, sayeth the latter.

No point in letting this hang over his head a la Hillary’s e-mails.