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China would like to have a little chat with Tesla about its exploding cars.

Elon Musk’s (temporarily) out of the stock-hyping game.

So this whole Reddit bubble thing is still happening, just elsewhere.

The former Bond King’s former domain has an alleged discrimination problem, too.

And then maybe a little longer if you like what you see. Which you probably won’t.

GME is back on Robinhood. But so are the SEC and class-action lawyers.

Turning one of your own in to prosecutors after years of doing the same to Wirecard skeptics is not a great look for BaFin.

We can only hope one of them is Masa Son’s.

The pup ate SpaceX’s subpoena!

The first draft of l’histoire de l’affaire GameStop and it is, uh, muddled.

Lessons from the first week of the Biden administration.

Guess which one matters?

Gary Gensler knows what a cryptocurrency is when he sees it, and XRP may be right in his blind spot.

Steve Mnuchin can’t hurt you any more, New York Stock Exchange.

Doesn’t sound like the incoming TreasSec is any more into bitcoin than her predecessor.

Whether it’s a decade in a Sardinian jail or whatever the Chinese do to people whose cars explode in parking garages.

Not in prison anymore, thanks to the Dear Leader’s last acts!

Both of the country’s governments are not in high favor among American jurists.

There are five stages of crypto-grief, and it can take a long time to cycle through them.

At least, one whistleblower attorney really hopes so.

Looking for comment letters on undoing everything Jay Clayton did over the last four.

According to the authorities, when Eric Malley wasn’t pontificating on cryptos, he was conjuring imaginary real estate investment funds.

Blank check companies brighten the day for Tidjane Thiam and Kelly Loeffler.

We actually almost feel bad for him.

I mean, if he doesn’t use the days he’s gonna lose’em, right?

Because Wall Street sure as hell didn’t notice.

Her days on Capitol Hill are numbered, but she’s gonna make the least of them!

No one knows, least of all the NYSE itself.

A close run thing it was!

That is, if they’re still in a position to enjoy political salvation after today.

And it goes without saying that $200 million is hard to come by at the General these days.

Then again, he says a lot of things.

What’s the South Korean government’s position on exterminating MBAs?

He knows you were thinking it, too, without even having implanted a chip in your skull yet.