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SoftBank and Tesla, the two companies that make the least sense, give their bosses rich pats on the back for jobs apparently well-done by some inscrutable measure.

It is apparently unconstitutional to prevent senators from insider-trading on confidential information received as senators.

According to the SEC and Justice Department, it, along with other things, is fraud.

Unprecedented, we know.

And if it’s not going to be the former Nissan boss, it might as well be the people who kept him out of it.

All it took to earn the former 1MDB CEO’s confidence was some lavish praise for his nasi goring.

Just because the Treasury Secretary says something is against the law doesn’t make it so.

The last year really could have gone somewhat better for SoftBank.

Looks like the Consolidated Audit Trail is gonna take a little longer to start consolidating.

Get ready to watch a few dozen NYSE floor traders sadly gaze at one another from a safe social distance at risk of their lives.

For all of them, however things will be < 2019.

Get ready for the most eagerly-sought grand jury duty in history.

The Minneapolis Fed president has downgraded his coronavirus outlook.

This lawsuit is no joke, to Elon Musk, anyway.

If the Germans want to put the brakes on the ECB, they’ll have to use EU courts, sayeth the latter.

No point in letting this hang over his head a la Hillary’s e-mails.

It is not a serious question, but it is a sign that he is seriously pissed.

Henry Kravis’ 4,600-acre ranch, to be more specific.

The case of Adam Neumann vs. Masa Son will be one for the books.

X Æ A-12 Musk will apparently grow up in a SpaceX vessel circling Mars.

Jay Clayton & co. have injected $64 million and counting into the economy.

In fact, it’s going to take some magic and a miracle. And probably a decade or two.

A whole lot of stuff, as if it’s forgotten who’s president.

COVID-19 offers an exciting new frontier of fraudulence.

In case you were thinking of using some of your PPP money that way.

It’s not exactly how Barry Bekkedam hoped to spend his first post-prison days, but when life gives you virus-infested lemons….

And one of them is asking the CFTC to sort the whole damned mishegas out.

Please do not alert the FDNY to this plan.

Choice is yours, although you won’t be getting paid either way.

And would some of you hard-up corporate executives give the guy a call, for heaven’s sake?

In his latest piece of financial performance art, Masa Son is getting sued by himself.

The SEC has, too, and now you can’t trade them anymore.

Son himself would have the stones to do it, of course, but does Not Adam Neumann?

The shotgun wedding of HP and Xerox has, like all weddings right now, been called off.