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FAFO.

Just about everything the government provides benefits different people differently. And that’s fine, because everyone’s situation is different.

Grab 'em by the HUMINT. When you're a star, they let you do it.

It's good to be the F-King. Errr, make that FPOTUS.

Those opposed to said rules? Less so.

His Bed Bath & Beyond trading may “stink to high heaven,” but if he left no paper trail he’s probably in the clear.

For some, the forgiveness will not make a serious dent on their overall balance but something is better than nothing.

Nothing could go wrong here!

Careful what you wish for, 'cause you just might get it.

We’re sure there’s no ideological axe to grind with the Securities and Exchange Commission here.

Sure would be a shame if Findling pulled an Alex Jones's lawyer and accidentally leaked loads of even more incriminating evidence.

The brutal decision uses pop culture to make an incredibly important legal point.

This seems entirely functional.

CFO Allen Weisselberg pleads guilty, will testify against Trump Org but not Trump ... Like there's a difference.

The Meme Stock Monarch burns his subjects.

Top lawyers know enough to stay away.

In Ryan Cohen they trust.

Behold the non-existent July milestone of the former blank-check frenzy, and the utter silence of its former chief spokesman.

At least it is just a civil penalty and not a RICO charge. That would be Super Slimey.

Her firm certainly didn’t help Equifax avoid any bad press post-hack, but she managed to find a way to generate some of her own.

Although the final draft contains much-improved provisions, it continues to propose regulations that would undermine the cannabis industry.

And this is where I'd park my electric car, if I had the tax credit!

There really was $10,000 in free money to be had by those with few scruples and enough sense to keep it modest.

Would you settle for a nice cover page? Redacted, of course.

The Act left out individuals who are covered by private insurance, and left pharmacy benefit managers, who negotiate drug prices, off the hook.

Don't sleep on Georgia!

So much spaghetti, and none of it sticking to the wall.

All we can rationally do is wait and see.

Best defense is a good offense, right?

Strangely, they aren't pressing Trump to hand over the warrant.

Shocking.

There is more to being a cemetery company than just operating land dedicated to the deceased.

It took less than three months for Twitter’s leadership to go from taking grave measures to keep Musk from acquiring the company to suing him to try to force him to acquire the company.

Luckily for the magazine, at least someone probably is.