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An accredited investor definition that keeps their numbers about constant and decreases the likelihood of people coming crying to the SEC? It’s perfect.

It’s cheap, it’s (somewhat) effective and it makes everyone happy (except for the people going to jail).

Truly, finance’s capacity for surprise at the obvious and unearned arrogance knows no bounds.

This is fun, isn’t it?

Why try to find common ground when you can just make a pre-Thanksgiving threat?

Good news: The company can still pay 80% of you (and also Adam Neumann) (for now).

Goodbye and thank you [one of these is sincere].

Would-be whistleblowers are at last getting the message: Don’t.

Uncle Lloyd falls prey to the old billionaire curse of forgetting to not engage with Elizabeth Warren.

Let’s brainstorm better ways to spend Mike Bloomberg’s money than on a doomed bid for president.

Big Pow is back on The Hill for a second day of questions, and he is making it clear he has a whole lot of nothing new to say.

Seth Merrin is being sued for exhibiting a 1989-level of office horniness in a 2019 office setting.

See if you can follow his reasoning. No, really, see if it’s possible.

No coercion whatsoever! Honest!

Travis Kalanick wasted no time getting about $500 million lighter on his UBER shares.

The wrong billionaire is about to get mauled by Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren in the primaries.

We have a true entrepreneur of fraud on our hands here.

And it didn’t take much to do, either, sayeth the numbers.

Public company valued at $53 narrows quarterly losses to just over $1 billion...and, yes, those words are "narrows" and "quarterly"

The board behind the golden arches is giving Stephen Easterbrook a $37 million Happy Meal with his pink slip.

Your convicted husband’s Amex points are worthless to you, because technically (like everything else you own) they belong to someone else.

The Adam Neumann platinum parachute lawsuits are coming in hot, and the first one is a doozy.

That’s $4.5 billion up in smoke.

It’s gonna be a cold winter.

If it wants to see its $44 billion again some day, it’s gonna have to play nice on the austerity front.

Told in four (and counting?) indictments.

Ami Forte will have to find other ways of getting into elderly rich guys’ pants.

Masa Son remains clearly determined to make Neumann look like a transformative business genius.

SoftBank is ready to fix WeWork because co-dependent relationships are toxic.

The least likable man in England would like everyone to know that his pal Crispin Odey is no George Soros.

Rep. Chris Collins should have just started a hedge fund.

Did you really believe the White House was barring all US investment in Chinese markets? What are you, Peter Navarro?

Maybe We should highlight Artie Minson's other gigs?