Someone Other Than Warren Buffett Sold Some Of Berkshire Apple Shares To Someone Other Than Warren Buffett
Who in the town of Omaha has lost iFaith?
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Marco Rubio Hears Some Smart People Think Buybacks Are Bad So Now Maybe He Does Too
He’s still working it all out, but when has that ever stopped a senator from introducing legislation?
Steve Cohen Interviewed Chris Christie In His Living Room While Gary Cohn Watched
We've had this dream...it got weird.
Steve Mnuchin Walks Alone Through The Empty Halls Of The Treasury Department
This feels like a safe moment for the global economy.
Proposed Libor Replacement Could Use Some Manipulating
Sure, the old system was susceptible to widespread and unrelenting fraud, but at least it was predictable.
Experts: Jay Powell’s Giving Off An Alan Greenspan-y Vibe
That’s not the compliment it once would have been.
Snap Stock Soaring On News That Not Everyone Has Stopped Using Snap
Hey, it also didn't, like, kill anyone.
The Triple Crown of Newport Beach Goes Out To Pasture
Bill Gross is going to take a nice, long shower.
Trump Considering Herman Cain For The Fed Because Some Headlines Are Just Funny On Their Own
We have nothing to add here...
Gary Cohn Is Raising Money In Miami Right Now
The Big Grundle is getting that hedge fund cheddar in Miami.
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Theresa May Can’t Always Get What She Wants, But If She Tries Sometime (A Second Time, Specifically), Maybe She Will?
I mean, she won’t, but let’s just play this increasingly stupid game a little longer. It’s not like there’s a deadline or something.
New Study Concludes That White Dudes Might Run Wall Street
And even more shocking, finance might not be a true meritocracy.
Trump To Try Nominating People He Agrees With To Fed Board
You know, see if it makes a difference.
Wilbur Ross Goes On Live Television To Prove Once Again That Wilbur Ross Should Never Go On Live Television
Between naps, the Commerce Secretary manages to pour cold water on China trade optimism and tell furloughed government workers to eat..."cake."
Jamie Dimon's Internal Organs Are Functionally Bipartisan
The 46th President of The United States tells CNBC that his body belongs to both sides of the aisle.
Jeff Gundlach Mournfully Concludes That We Mortals Cannot Handle His Truth
J-Gundz didn't quit Twitter so much as he quit on "us."
Elizabeth Warren Makes Official Inquiry Into Whether Steve Mnuchin Is Dangerously Incompetent Or Just Incredibly Stupid
If Stevie Mnooks isn't going to Davos, can he answer some questions about what the hell is going on behind those blank, gormless eyes?
Jack Bogle Will Have To Shake His Fist At Clouds From His Own Cloud Now
The Vanguard Group founder and expert shit-talker has died at 89.
The Big Grundle is officially going to Harvard, to apparently reflect on his time working for a president who he still neither agrees with nor understands.
The Big Grundle is officially going to Harvard, to apparently reflect on his time working for a president who he still neither agrees with nor understands.
Trump’s Anti-Midas Touch Even Ruins Volatility
It was supposed to be good. But, instead, it’s bad.
Trump Administration Floating Some Names For Last Head Of The World Bank
Ivanka or David Malpass? How about the sweet release of death?
Collaborative Working App Going Public All Alone
May your listing be as sweet as the irony, Slack.
Mnuchin And Kudlow Won't Have To Worry About Their Boss Embarrassing Them At Davos This Year
Thanks, government shutdown!
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Swiss National Bank Loses Money Because It Is Not Entirely Invested In Swiss Currency
Apple stock’s got nothing on the franc.
Jeff Gundlach: Junk Bond ‘Geniuses’ Just Lucky As Hell, Won’t Stay That Way
Also he’s a teensy bit worried about some things this year.
Larry Ellison Joins Tesla Board As Elon Musk Positions Himself To Appear More Likable By Comparison
"Compared to Larry, Elon is kind of humble and sweet" people will say.
WeWork Changes Name In Obvious Attempt To Confuse SoftBank Into Giving It More Money
With the spigot from Masa Son turning off slowly, WeWork's self-adoration takes a dark turn.
Report: Rich People Still Dumb
Get invited to the right parties and the world is your fraudulent oyster.
Rajat Gupta Still Guilty Of The Thing He’s Been Guilty Of For Almost Seven Years
We can’t turn the clock back to June 14, 2012, and neither can the former McKinsey chief turned insider trader.
Elon Musk Determined To Keep Legal System Aware That He Once Had A Cool Girlfriend
If you want to keep your ex-girlfriend out of a legal situation, make your lawyer file a motion all about your ex-girlfriend.
Mooch To Trump: Change Everything About Yourself And Watch Stocks MAGA
Be nicer, make nice with China and keep shredding regs and you will be rewarded, Mr. President.
Apple Revises Q1 Guidance Citing Chinese Trade And iPhone Sales As Things That Suck
Tim Cook looking to make his problem into everybody's problem.
If You Had "Gary Cohn: Harvard Professor" On Your Apocalypse Bingo Board, Grab A Pencil
Rumor has it that The Big Grundle is headed to Cambridge.
New Study Shows That You Are Probably High On Drugs At Your Desk Right Now
We thought it was just us.
Blame Trump’s Drunken Boxing Style Economic Non-Policy For Worst Annual Stock Market Returns Since The Financial Crisis
No, Jay Powell didn't write this...
As A New Year Dawns, Tesla Remains A Drama Company That Sometimes Makes A Few Cars
If Tesla still can't make enough cars, why was Elon acting so performatively crazy in 2018?