It’s definitely not mad about having yet another of its keystone business lines undercut and made worthless.
After being called out for being a cretin at conferences and barely pretending to apologize, it looks like Ken Fisher might be starting to reap the whirlwind of being Ken Fisher.
Because there’s not enough money coming from anywhere else.
If this is how she handles a hedge fund wunderkind, imagine what she's going to do to Larry Fink.
The least likable man in England would like everyone to know that his pal Crispin Odey is no George Soros.
Rep. Chris Collins should have just started a hedge fund.
Did you really believe the White House was barring all US investment in Chinese markets? What are you, Peter Navarro?
Maybe We should highlight Artie Minson's other gigs?
Because that sexting app no longer exists. But the SEC’s lawsuit still very much does.
Hard to see how Jamie is going to be Neumann's personal banker from THE OVAL OFFICE.
Maybe not, but it’s Monday so we’re feeling optimistic.
He made one decision, and that was to say less.
Tracy Britt Cool will no longer be workshopping Uncle Warren’s blue material.
Tom Simeo knows what we’re taking about.
Jamie Dimon might reserve the epithet “bonehead” for someone else, Mr. President.
In a bizarre interview, Stuart Pivar claims Epstein “couldn’t help himself,” while insisting that his victims were “complicit” in their own abuse.
You hedge fund guys have waited 10 years. What’s another couple of weeks or months or however long it takes two people under orders to do something to do it?
Robert Khuzami apparently does not like to sleep.
What he meant to say was don't not crash the economy by "accident."
Enjoy this rare bit of consistency emanating from Pennsylvania Avenue.
Specifically, blood relations profiting from the situation.
Allow us to introduce you to Beauty Yachts, Shogun Investments and the potentially delightfully ironically-named Good Faith Investments.
Turns out they just needed $187 billion and 10 years in time out, not any fundamental changes.
When you threaten Harry Markopolos, Larry Culp, expect a disproportionate response.
Don’t listen to everyone telling you it’s the China trade war ruining everything when it’s obviously Jay Powell.
But, like, on background [wink wink].
Even Kyle Bass knows it’s over.
Maybe Vanguard ETFs are too cheap?
And he does it via Charlie Gasparino in case any of you were afraid this wasn't sufficiently batshit.
The Mooch performatively pisses off the president, is forced to join The Resistance.
The 66-year-old former Bear Stearns i-banker has reportedly hung himself in his Manhattan jail cell.
Not literally, of course, but it’s a pleasing mathematical coincidence to all but Berkshire shareholders.
Now that you mention it, that federal sex trafficking charge is reminiscent of Les catching Epstein stealing "vast sums" of money from him back in 2007.