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Public company valued at $53 narrows quarterly losses to just over $1 billion...and, yes, those words are "narrows" and "quarterly"

The board behind the golden arches is giving Stephen Easterbrook a $37 million Happy Meal with his pink slip.

Your convicted husband’s Amex points are worthless to you, because technically (like everything else you own) they belong to someone else.

The Adam Neumann platinum parachute lawsuits are coming in hot, and the first one is a doozy.

That’s $4.5 billion up in smoke.

It’s gonna be a cold winter.

If it wants to see its $44 billion again some day, it’s gonna have to play nice on the austerity front.

Told in four (and counting?) indictments.

Ami Forte will have to find other ways of getting into elderly rich guys’ pants.

Masa Son remains clearly determined to make Neumann look like a transformative business genius.

SoftBank is ready to fix WeWork because co-dependent relationships are toxic.

Not just cutting a Brexit deal: Cutting a Brexit deal worse than the first on his own pre-Prime Ministerial terms.

Sheryl Sandberg acknowledges that women giving their all may not actually solve gender inequality.

The PCAOB is the Trump administration in microcosm, but with better pay.

By chance or by design, the school’s most famous alum is doing his part.

It’s definitely not mad about having yet another of its keystone business lines undercut and made worthless.

After being called out for being a cretin at conferences and barely pretending to apologize, it looks like Ken Fisher might be starting to reap the whirlwind of being Ken Fisher.

Hear us out.

Because there’s not enough money coming from anywhere else.

The index funds have come for a few dozen of your jobs.

If this is how she handles a hedge fund wunderkind, imagine what she's going to do to Larry Fink.

The least likable man in England would like everyone to know that his pal Crispin Odey is no George Soros.

Rep. Chris Collins should have just started a hedge fund.

Did you really believe the White House was barring all US investment in Chinese markets? What are you, Peter Navarro?

Maybe We should highlight Artie Minson's other gigs?

Because that sexting app no longer exists. But the SEC’s lawsuit still very much does.

Adam Neumann to spend more time with family...getting them to fund his superfood juicing platform.

Hard to see how Jamie is going to be Neumann's personal banker from THE OVAL OFFICE.

Maybe not, but it’s Monday so we’re feeling optimistic.

If there were 31 other David Teppers out there eager to buy a football team, everything would be fine. But there aren’t.

Robert Khuzami apparently does not like to sleep.

What he meant to say was don't not crash the economy by "accident."

Enjoy this rare bit of consistency emanating from Pennsylvania Avenue.