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Life is a journey.

Even Jim Cramer has to be concerned that Jim Cramer is in the president's real thought process here.

If there were 31 other David Teppers out there eager to buy a football team, everything would be fine. But there aren’t.

Robert Khuzami apparently does not like to sleep.

What he meant to say was don't not crash the economy by "accident."

Enjoy this rare bit of consistency emanating from Pennsylvania Avenue.

Specifically, blood relations profiting from the situation.

A bold vision to be sure.

Allow us to introduce you to Beauty Yachts, Shogun Investments and the potentially delightfully ironically-named Good Faith Investments.

The “pizza” chain’s estranged dad isn’t coming home.

Is the Fed chair sure he doesn’t wanna just get fired and end this?

Turns out they just needed $187 billion and 10 years in time out, not any fundamental changes.

As goes the RV industry, so goes the nation.

Elon Musk may just place the rocket over some of his solar panels and see what happens.

Jay Alix will let the Department of Justice take it from here.

No former Fed chairman should have to bury his rule so young.

PIMCO is paying for the way it sent off Bill Gross.

When you threaten Harry Markopolos, Larry Culp, expect a disproportionate response.

Don’t listen to everyone telling you it’s the China trade war ruining everything when it’s obviously Jay Powell.

But, like, on background [wink wink].

Even Kyle Bass knows it’s over.

Maybe Vanguard ETFs are too cheap?

And he does it via Charlie Gasparino in case any of you were afraid this wasn't sufficiently batshit.

The Mooch performatively pisses off the president, is forced to join The Resistance.

The 66-year-old former Bear Stearns i-banker has reportedly hung himself in his Manhattan jail cell.

Not literally, of course, but it’s a pleasing mathematical coincidence to all but Berkshire shareholders.

Now that you mention it, that federal sex trafficking charge is reminiscent of Les catching Epstein stealing "vast sums" of money from him back in 2007.

David Zervos is the new Sage Kelly, but also not.

But he promises he’ll pay up if John Roberts tells him to.

"I'm not a dangerous lunatic hellbent on global economic destruction if interest rates are negative," implies an actual White House 'economist.'

The Slipper King "fights" back on Twitter...likely needs a nap afterwards.

Is this "news"?

Not everyone’s appetite is as vast as the Great Gundlach’s.

Adam Neumann just got too excited to wait, you guys, but he only cashed out like $700M.