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There are some growing pains at baby’s first brokerage.

Warren Buffett’s got a bone to pick with Jones Day.

Assuming you can call whatever it is they did accounting, anyway.

Which, you must admit, is perfectly par for the course for the Trump administration.

Fully intact, we think.

He’ll never have to make good on it, of course, but it’s a fun rhetorical and imaginary game to play.

Denise Shull can’t shake her fictionalized self next year—or the year after.

The MAGA child prodigy managed to set up a robocalling operation, so good for him.

That job belonged to Morgan Stanley.

Neiman Marcus’ Geoffroy van Raemsdonck is feeling himself a little too hard.

Sure, he’s been a government employee for three-and-a-half years, but that hasn’t stopped Robert Bowes from also being a day-trader.

For all of you. Literally.

Jay Clayton’s got some questions.

Gut shareholder democracy? Check. Put a crimp in whistleblowing? Check.

Whether that means it has to buy Tiffany is now for a court to decide.

She’s perfect.

‘It’s not even a close question that von der Goltz be incarcerated.’

And, this being a Quibi show, it’d be great if the courtship could be short and sweet and not subject to too much inspection.

The Nov. 3 through Jan. 20 period could be very enlightening indeed in this matter.

Nikola’s Trevor Milton isn’t successful enough to be able to make potentially untrue statements about his company on Twitter willy-nilly.

Among central bankers, “powerful” will now be used to connote howling, helpless impotence.

The dethroned Bond King isn’t interested in reconciling with his estranged son, apparently.

This is exhausting.

EY would prefer not to embarrass itself quite so spectacularly again.

Just a thought, unless you’d like your actual money to buy someone else a Ferrari.

Jeff Gundlach thinks these jamokes should leave the dealing—and many other things—to the professionals, like himself.

Because Robinhood’s gotta plead ignorance (and probably a $10 million-plus settlement) on this one.

Turns out that fraud you think you see may be more valuable to you than to your clients.

Steve Mnuchin can’t seem to keep these things under wraps.

And his father sort of wishes he could do the same.

Bill Barr sees absolutely nothing wrong with that kind of thing.

That short-form video payday looks awfully far away right now.

How many small cities have their very own federal bankruptcy judges?

The Virtu founder and Army vet can make this a whole lot more painful than a $6.9 million payout.