Hertz Now The Only Thing Willing To Buy Hertz Shares
Turns out when you’re not calling yourself worthless, no one else is interested.
So Maybe Getting A Zoom-Based M.B.A. Was A Good Idea
Seems being a warm body with a degree is worth something after all, even if you never set foot on campus.
Company That Wants To Guard Your Cryptos Can’t Keep Your Personal Information Safe
Robinhood is once again demonstrating its commitment to customer service.
Kevin Durant Launches Second SPAC To Buy A Crypto Business Because Everything Is Perfectly Normal And Reasonable And It’s A Totally Sensible Thing To Do
We’re doing great. Really. Why would you ask?
Jeff Bezos’ Tesla Knockoff For Sale At Discount, At Least By Tesla Standards
And, frankly, not all that much of a discount, either.
Why Does Sen. Richard Burr’s Brother-In-Law Worry Testifying Before The SEC Will Be Stressful?
Unless, you know, he and the less-the-esteemed gentleman from North Carolina did, you know, insider-trade.
President Who Didn’t Care Much For Rules As President (Allegedly) Doesn’t Care Much For Them As SPAC Impresario
The Securities and Exchange Commission, on the other hand….
Merrick Garland Is Looking To Nail Some Corporate A**es To The Wall
The Justice Department is going holistic on wrongdoers.
Ohio Man Accused Of Using Twitter For Nefarious Purposes
Penny-stock pump-and-dumps on popular social media platform? Who could have foreseen such a thing!
WeWork’s Dream Of Going Public Is About To Come True
All it took was changing everything about itself, an 80% valuation haircut and Shaq.
SEC Finds Everything Worked Fine During Memestock Madness, Will Look Into Changing Everything Anyway
Gary Gensler needs no damning report to get regulating.
Saving The Economy Didn’t Keep Jay Powell That Busy
Not too busy, anyway, to not trade shares in between chats with Steve Mnuchin.
Gary Gensler, His Slide Rule Are Coming For Your Bonuses
If companies can’t do math properly, the SEC will do it for them.
‘Sorry’ Seems To Be The Hardest Word, But You’re Damned Well Gonna Say It If Gurbir Grewal Has Anything To Do With It
And as the SEC’s enforcement chief with say-so over settlements, as it happens, he does.
Add ‘Trading While Making Monetary Policy’ To The List Of Things Trump Appointees Don’t See As A Conflict Of Interest
Eric Rosengren and Robert Kaplan may be gone, but Elizabeth Warren will have Richard Clarida to kick around. Until January, anyway.
Gary Gensler Ready To Turn Everything Facebook Does Into A Securities Law Violation
Actually, it won’t even be that hard.
Elon Musk Giving Phil Falcone His First Happy Moments In Years
Torturing Charlie Ergen for fun and profit.
Ozy Happy To Tell Other Investors About Goldman Call. Some Of It, Anyway.
Funnily, it seems COO Samir Rao’s method acting didn’t come up.
Turns Out A Pandemic Isn’t The Best Time To Prepare For The CFA Exam
If you thought lockdown was the perfect time to buckle down, uh, it apparently wasn’t.
Does It Seem Odd To Anyone That This YouTube Executive’s E-Mail Address Is email@example.com?
Not to the folks at Goldman Sachs Asset Management.
Is ‘Protecting The Reputation Of The Founder-CEO’ Not An Acceptable Ten-Figure Line Item?
Should they not have done that? I tell you, big tech’s gotta plead ignorance on this thing.
Twitter Can Only Deal With One Shareholder Lawsuit At A Time
The social-media giant is apparently as susceptible to bullying as its users.
Redditor-In-Chief Roaring Kitty’s Former Employer Held Responsible For GameStop Hysteria
At last, the real criminal: MassMutual.
Robinhood Legal Chief Whistling Past Graveyard Of 80% Of Its Revenue
We’re sure all Gary Gensler needs to stop worry and love payment for order flow is time.
Stocks Surge On Hot Labor Market Despite Several Biblical Plagues Visited Upon Us
It's all good news on Wall Street, as long as you've got Wellies.
Humoring Vaccine Conspiracy Theorists Is Costing The U.S. Health System Over A Billion A Month
Unvaccinated people more likely to get the disease are also more likely to spread it.
Direct Threat To 80% Of Revenue Translates To 7% Decline In Robinhood Shares
Makes as much sense as any of the rest of it, no?
Pay No Attention To How Much SPACs Are Padding Law Firms’ Bottom Lines
This is a matter of principle, they say without trace of irony.
Guy Who Fled From, Dethroned, Sort Of Became Like Bill Gross Comes To Bill Gross-Like End
Bond investing is more exciting that it sounds.
Robinhood Giving Shares To Its Poor Users, Sending The Rich (Those Companies) The Bill
As with everything else it does, regulators are getting ready to pull the plug.
White-Collar Workers Clandestinely Working Two Remote Jobs At Once Reveal A Lot
If workers can do what is required of them in less than 40 hours per week, then they shouldn’t have to pretend that it’s taking them 40 hours per week just to keep their health insurance.
Tax Cheats Cost U.S. At Least Four Times As Much As Welfare Fraud, And Biden Wants That Revenue
By investing about $80 billion in the IRS over the next 10 years, the Biden administration calculates that it can recover an additional $700 billion in taxes owed by the wealthy and corporations.