Opening Bell

Fresh blood at Fido; ha’ pennies; Support squeeze; Coinbase cock-up; and more!

Inflation estimates; Fortress Europe; ETFs lose Game; Principled look says taper coming quick; and more!

No more Didis; no more Anne Finucane or Tom Montag; just a few more hedge funds without vaccine mandates; plenty more meme-fluent executives; and just generally more!

DW-Schiesse; Uncle Carl’s man at Lordstown; short-selling up; leverage down; and more!

Dr. D-Sol will see you; TPG goes IPO; SPAC lawsuits soar; and more!

Jackson Hole calling (virtually); another space SPAC; China troubles; Elon Musk thinks Elon Musk’s self-driving software sucks; and more!

“There is no going back;” dividends, Eurozone rise; the cult of Cathie; and more!

SPAC Topps’ed; Ackman goes anti-SPAC: China punts on sanctions law; Mooch isn’t worried about scare SALT attendees; and more!

Goldman goes Dutch; nothing to see here, says CME; it’s almost as if Steve Cohen hasn’t been a Mets fan his whole life; and more!

Gold-mask; Powell pooh-poohs status quo ante pandemic; PPP pilfered; and more!

Michael Burry’s latest big short; Didi casualties; tell us if you’ve heard this about GameStop before; and more!

Aramco to India; State Street quits East 51st Street; SOFR not enough; Hindenburg short-seller hotter than, well, the Hindenburg; and more!

Better late than never at Credit Suisse; make sure to blow your whistle via fax; cryptoheists are fun; and more!

Inflation inflates; Robinhood buys; Vivendi sells; Coinbase booms; and more!

Banks bet bags of money can cure burnout; Citi quits Australia; looks like Jay Powell may be looking for a job; and more!

Christmas comes early for Jefferies junior mistmakers; Berkshire booms; uncharacteristic boasting from Dan Loeb; and more!

De-fraud; cryptocompromise; alleged ethical lapses have nothing to do with company’s ethics, company says; and more!

Robinhood again; Weber not catching fire; we’ve learned nothing; no Delta doubts; and more!

Robinhood steals from the IPO participants and gives to the options traders; markets set to tank for no reason at all; Carlyle failure touts Carlyle success; and more!

KKR had a quarter; Deutsche Bank can start being a real bank again; China tears; and more!

Buy now, Afterpay later; Einhorn eyes break-even; jeans at Goldman Sachs; and more!

Robinhood REKT; Goldman gets worried; Alden does what Alden does; and more!

Meme stock minimum; Di-delisting; crunch time for Credit Suisse; Twitter, Google step back; and more!

Barclays, Deutsche beats; no fear of inflation (eventually); Goldman hopes for blockchain ETF breakthrough; and more!

Elon Musk’s a cool guy; Sino-slam; electronic trading expert trades Jamie Dimon for Steve Cohen; and more!

Mulling mandates; Barclays’ bounce; a deal on the deal; cybersecurity surge; and more!

Smoldering IPOs; Mooch-imatum; degenerates take to the skies; Wells crashes from them; and more!

Taper timing; Delta draws shrugs; Blackstone booms; who wants to pretend they work for Bridgewater? and more!

Will he Jay or will he go?; friends like these; excising Excel; and more!

Pre-IPO happenings; GameStop doesn’t even when the market does; the littlest recession; and more!

Jobs jobs jobs!; Hertz back on the market and in court; a tale of two cities; an ETF in the ether; and more!

Rishi Sunak wins some, loses some; Hertz is no longer bankrupt; laundry lists; and more!

Crossing Ken Griffin; controlling Credit Suisse; Charlie Munger goes red; and more!

Free Facebook; ‘some dysfunctional behavior’ in the Trump administration; speaking of which…; Masa Son euthanizes Pepper; and more!