Opening Bell

Bankers making bank; Chris Hohn on top; Antonio Horta-Osorio less so; the wrath of Musk; and more!

Well, this is fun; Biden aims to fill up the Fed; Kyle Bass is feeling like Kyle Bass; and more!

Robinhooders sent off into the forest; need a COVID test? Get a job on Wall Street; Jeffrey Gundlach’s happy signal; and more!

Limping tiger, triumphant Teachers; growth to shrink; Cerberus gives up on Germany; and more!

GameStop can’t stop; Citi readies the pinkslips; ARK-trocious; Izzy in Paris; and more!

Unemployment claims catch COVID; Melvin Capital had a hell of an 11 months; crypto scams, crypto security fears surprising rising in tandem; and more!

Coal for the Nasdaq; executive depression sets in ahead of acceptance of WFH; who wants a terrible job? and more!

Bridgewater’s new BMOCs; private equity booms, hedge funds not so much; the wages of crypto; and more!

Why you’re working today; cheap chips; Jelena McWilliams quits another job early; gold goes nowhere; and more!

Jimmy Cayne’s final toke; IPO buyer’s remorse; Ghislaine Maxwell guilty, Elizabeth Holmes not so much (yet); and more!

Biden’s regulatory bench Blooms; Omicron makes things easier (unless you work at Goldman Sachs); Credit Suisse is litigiously pissed; Kap SPAC kicks the bucket; and more!

M&A to rally into new year; inflation, too; judge hurts Hertz creditors; Dan Loeb’s feelings are hurt; and more!

A pandemic’s price; Paul Singer’s, too; crypto comes to Super Bowl Sunday; and more!

Worry worry worry worry worry worry worry worry; and more!

Omicron and oh, Manchin; Brexit barely bites; cryptoconflicts of interest; and more!

TPG to become The Public Group; probe now, regulate later; the Fed’s credibility problem; and more!

Federal Reserve to follow Bank of England’s lead; Gary Gensler gets going; hedge fund gets out of hedge fund business; and more!

Inflation inflating hedge fund inflows; Fed feeds gold selling spree; FDIC fisticuffs; and more!

Central bank gazing; direct lending and Dogecoin; and more!

Ugh.

Inflation inflates; insiders sell; are there any rules Credit Suisse doesn’t break? and more!

Nubank’s new shares; the sun will come out… next year; GameStop’s new plan; and more!

Pfizer, Fed and hedge funds fight Omicron (the hedge funds are losing); a Branson SPAC deal and big IPO; Better.com CEO promises to do better; and more!

Omicron making banks, junk bonds sick; Evergrande finally defaults; bitcoin trail answers no questions; and more!

SEC seeking Lucid lucidity; de Blasio going out with a jab; biotechs bad, Trump good for hedge funds; and more!

Didi hails a ride to Hong Kong; omicron shmo-micron; Libor lovers; Donald Trump continues to uphold the dignity of the presidency; and more!

Shutdown shutdown; Tony James goes out to pasture; a Clayton/Gensler kaffeeklatsch; Square goes 3-D; and more!

Keep the coffee flowing in Stamford; tech market moves to tech future; Novi leader runs screaming from the metaverse; and more!

Get out of Giphy; Fed footwork; Dalio’s distress; hot Hudson Yards; and more!

Dorsey adrift; private equity parties; newspaper chains opts for suicide over hedge-fund murder; and more!

The Biden bounce; Deutsche Banker flees for company ending in dot-com; Didi dings Uber; and more!

Fed moves; BofE doesn’t; the unemployed and unvaccinated; Warren Buffet’s buybacks; and more!

Getting canned by Carlyle may be the best thing that’s ever happened to Glenn Youngkin; bankers in Glasgow; and more!

Of KKR and Apollo; Lazard and Brigade; Janet and Jay; prediction and humiliation; and more!