Bank boom bangs on; Izzy Englander ain’t afraid of no degenerates; Brexit breaks London; and more!
Russian risks; pharma deals; GameStop gripes; and more!
Coinbase and ConsenSys; Credit Suisse still selling; TP tamp down; and more!
The opposite of a shot in the arm; of COIN and ‘coins; GME needs CEO; and more!
A modest down payment on a future; SPACs prove their value to valueless companies; why don’t you want to live next to me? and more!
SEC tells Chamath to shut up; Credit Suisse closes barn doors; SoftBank and Salesforce; I like it, I’m not gonna crack; and more!
Credit Suisse has a strange approach to risk; GameStop rocketing again; Jamie Dimon wants to help you pay for your takeout; and more!
Pandemic punching bags bounce back; investors pour into space ETF without space stocks; Jay Powell might want to start looking for a new job; and more!
Threats, bits, bets, bromances, billions and more!
Masa buys; GameStop sells; journalism saved?; chocolonely; and more!
Coinbase to list; Hertz worth more than Hertz thinks; an immaterial currency en route to an unreachable planet; and more things that only sound like April Fools jokes!
SPAC-up; lamentable listings; Trump cards; and more!
Because it’s hard to forge customer signatures at home, and more!
Deliveroo disappoints; broadsheet battle; Millennium maths up; and more!
Suez ship slips free; Deliveroo just slips; Jay Clayton keeps busy; Leon Black less so; and more!
Bring on the bank buybacks; Buffett’s backup bid; Larry Summers should shut up; and more!
Powell vs. debt hawks; Yellen vs. Warren; Chinese ADRs vs. “a perfect storm”; and more!
Paving the way to a post-pandemic boom; Elliott wins again; Goldman loses some more; and more!
Deliveroo and WeWork, too; phoniest city in America targets phoniest industry in America; what law hasn’t Wirecard allegedly broken; and more!
D-Sol’s sweatshop; two mergers (only one involving a SPAC, amazingly); capital requirements and tax fraud; and more!
“I don’t think companies are supposed to be speculating with their cash balances”; fraud, fraud everywhere; p.e. movers; and more!
Au revoir, HSBC; five-day Dow records; who is Robinhood stealing from? and more!
Jamie’s kids are coming back; Morgan Stanley will let you invest in bitcoins (if it trusts you); Ray Dalio has a new mistake to love; and more!
GameSlide; ARK captain urges ignoring iceberg; excess greed in the bitcoin “system;” why must I see Elon Musk’s name in a headline every day; and more!
Company that doesn’t need money raises it anyway; Goldman and the grid; “the court is somewhat skeptical that weighty national security interests are actually implicated here;” and more!
Joe Biden does his best Bill Pullman; Grab-ing the biggest SPAC deal; Larry Culp’s “sacrifice;” CDS ETF; and more!
Shots in the arm; Roblox rockets; bitcoin off-balance; 90-year-old man worth $100 billion; and more!
Jamie Dimon punks Leon Black; GE sells something to get rid of something else; more corrupt Congressional stock trading; and more!
GameStop, victims bounce back; SoFi buys a charter; SPAC daddies; private equity hiring (lobbyists); and more!
Deliveroo and IonQ; Japan to the rescue; “a levered casino;” and more!
Jay Powell doesn’t care about your stocks; Reddit ready to become Reddit meme stock; a vacation to make future vacations possible; and more!
H to the boardroom; Hippo-sized SPAC deal; private equity feats on COVID casualties; Musk Mars rocket goes boom; and more!
May is herd immunity month; Tanden tanks; “Oh, my God, more regulation;” like Jeff Epstein, Apollo is ready to pounce; and more!
Greensill groans; Instacart’s glee; “short term liquidity solution” for unhappy Ants; Gensler gets job interview; and more!
WalMarcus; Warren wealth tax; CNOOK snookered; Loeffler out (again); and more!
GameStop gun-shy; the only IPOs are the ones people don’t want; dump bonds, buy bitcoin; and more!
The everything rally powers on; business backs Biden; bad day for McKinsey chief; good one for Adam Neumann; and more!
Irrational Lucidity; Carlyle eyes big payday; GameStop CFO gets one; hedge funds shake out of Alibaba; and more!
Charlie Scharf makes a deal; Tether, Bitfinex, too; plan B at OMB; Gary Gensler sharpening his knives for p.e.; and more!
Blackout boon; deals galore; Clubhouse cracked; and more!
Izzy Englander cutting blank checks to himself; compliant Coinbase; Jeff Immelt doesn’t know; Steve Schwarzman’s dealing with more ingrates; and more!
Barclays basks; Kim Jong-un coins; SPAC rap; and more!
Wells needs to, can’t fire people; Lasry’s lad seeks Senate seat; Buffett’s bets; and more!
Bitcoin boom; what if things get worse?; you know, like they are for Crispin Odey; Gensler gains; and more!
Another underpriced IPO; the Glorious Stock Market Revolution; it’s still Och-Ziff to investors; Elon Musk would prefer not to kill you; and more!
WeChat a bit too much, eh, Mr. Zhang?; budgeting for bad faith; limey fintechs flourish; and more!
Clock stops on TikTok deal; GameStop squeeze ease; SARs spike; NYSE threats; and more!
Degenerates don’t dissuade; Masa Son still Masa Son-ing; Rebekah Mercer not as nice as she initially seems; and more!
DoorDash delivers for Masa Son; Giuliani associate gets jacked; Reddit backs WallStreetBets; you guys know Robinhood was named for something, right? and more!
Relief filibuster catches COVID; Giuliani’s guys catch SEC attention; Clover Health, too; A-Rod’s grand SPAC; and more!