Opening Bell

P.E. spree; way-off estimates; hedge funds confused and gluttonous; throw away your suits; and more!

Europe double dips; Barclays bounces back; Luminus liquidates; Buffettstock! And more!

COVID and FOMO; short Fido’s shares; the unkillable carried interest loophole; and more!

Family plan; deals, deals, deals; Jamie gets company; and more!

Game doesn’t Stop; Ant autopsy; double-check that Zoom invite; what’s in a name? (in this one, no ‘E’s anymore); and more!

Stonkerday Night Live; it’s still good to be a (current or former) CEO; the Reddit war on short-sellers moves to South Korea; Taleb recommends olives (over cryptos); and more!

The real SPAC winners; bitcoin’s broken; SEC strengthens as FTC fades; Alden getting everything it can from Tribune; and more!

The last SPAC; Blackstone booms; shorts aren’t dead; and more!

Can we call it soccer, too?; SPACs scatter; shy shorts; Ken Griffin makes nice; and more!

Get a piece of some money-losing oat milk; mathematical impossibilities; CryptoComptroller becomes cryptoCEO; and more!

Temporary surges; cultural revolutions; déjà WeWork; and more!

Bank boom bangs on; Izzy Englander ain’t afraid of no degenerates; Brexit breaks London; and more!

Russian risks; pharma deals; GameStop gripes; and more!

Coinbase and ConsenSys; Credit Suisse still selling; TP tamp down; and more!

The opposite of a shot in the arm; of COIN and ‘coins; GME needs CEO; and more!

A modest down payment on a future; SPACs prove their value to valueless companies; why don’t you want to live next to me? and more!

SEC tells Chamath to shut up; Credit Suisse closes barn doors; SoftBank and Salesforce; I like it, I’m not gonna crack; and more!

Credit Suisse has a strange approach to risk; GameStop rocketing again; Jamie Dimon wants to help you pay for your takeout; and more!

Pandemic punching bags bounce back; investors pour into space ETF without space stocks; Jay Powell might want to start looking for a new job; and more!

Threats, bits, bets, bromances, billions and more!

Masa buys; GameStop sells; journalism saved?; chocolonely; and more!

Coinbase to list; Hertz worth more than Hertz thinks; an immaterial currency en route to an unreachable planet; and more things that only sound like April Fools jokes!

SPAC-up; lamentable listings; Trump cards; and more!

Because it’s hard to forge customer signatures at home, and more!

Deliveroo disappoints; broadsheet battle; Millennium maths up; and more!

Suez ship slips free; Deliveroo just slips; Jay Clayton keeps busy; Leon Black less so; and more!

Bring on the bank buybacks; Buffett’s backup bid; Larry Summers should shut up; and more!

Powell vs. debt hawks; Yellen vs. Warren; Chinese ADRs vs. “a perfect storm”; and more!

Paving the way to a post-pandemic boom; Elliott wins again; Goldman loses some more; and more!

Deliveroo and WeWork, too; phoniest city in America targets phoniest industry in America; what law hasn’t Wirecard allegedly broken; and more!

Deliveroo and IonQ; Japan to the rescue; “a levered casino;” and more!

Jay Powell doesn’t care about your stocks; Reddit ready to become Reddit meme stock; a vacation to make future vacations possible; and more!

H to the boardroom; Hippo-sized SPAC deal; private equity feats on COVID casualties; Musk Mars rocket goes boom; and more!

May is herd immunity month; Tanden tanks; “Oh, my God, more regulation;” like Jeff Epstein, Apollo is ready to pounce; and more!