Opening Bell

Solomon’s surprise; $3.5 trillion dreams; what would ever make you think Tesla was a car company? and more!

Hong Kong headaches; second thoughts on fintech; Credit Suisse compliance carousel; antitrust bites Berkshire; and more!

Banking on banks; amateur hour; Point72 off-point; “compliance is a journey;” and more!

Degenerates descend again; Str-IPO; “Martin Shkreli is a blight on this industry”; and more!

No more Didis; Archegos exodus; SEC stills Skybridge scheme; Commerzbank should have waited to lay off Wirecard vet; and more!

JCPenney (owner) has a deal for you; Nomura’s global ambitions don’t include hedge fund clients; Spike Lee, Gary Gensler both interested in cryptos; and more!

Di-don’t; “people don’t like commuting, but so what?”; money can’t buy the district attorney’s office; and more!

Jobs jobs jobs!; Hertz back on the market and in court; a tale of two cities; an ETF in the ether; and more!

Rishi Sunak wins some, loses some; Hertz is no longer bankrupt; laundry lists; and more!

Crossing Ken Griffin; controlling Credit Suisse; Charlie Munger goes red; and more!

Free Facebook; ‘some dysfunctional behavior’ in the Trump administration; speaking of which…; Masa Son euthanizes Pepper; and more!

Baird gives up; the hedge fund’s half; God not much for customer service; UBS comes up with way to hold onto talent; and more!

Stress free; SPAC sadness; Didi doing it; terrible band loses billionaire banjo player; and more!

Let’s start building; Starlink spinoff schedule; Bill Ackman likes music; Visa likes Swedish fintech; and more!

Get stuck or stay home; Fannie, Freddie investors lose for winning; rat poison at work, fun at home; and more!

Bill Ackman, record mogul, can’t lose; meet your new landlord; SPACs for fun and profit; no unions, no inflation; and more!

Wirecard who?; tamping down on tapering talk; the forest and the trees; Ken Griffin’s beachside backup bought at discount; and more!

Interest rates are coming; Classic Trumpkin; ill omens from Michael Burry; mediocre men; and more!

Unemployment rises; interest rates to follow; SEC still not sure about this bitcoin ETF; and more!

Get out your Fedspeak dictionaries; the kids take over the FTC; Morgan takes from Credit Suisse, Credit Suisse takes from Goldman; and more!

Inflation spikes along with Jamie Dimon’s cash pile; no bonds for you; investing in oneself; and more!

AMC directors also selling stock; Libor’s last days; Lordstown cleans house; in defense of SPACs; and more!

Sky cab SPAC; foreigners boost T-bills; bitcoin evangelists spread something else; and more!

The summer of going public; inflation inflates; GameStop plays a bum card; James Biden got a call; and more!

Cascade of cash; infrastructure talks buckle; NuBuffett; and more!

Dave gets a blank check; broken websites; broken clocks, etc.; and more!

Summer breeze; Blackstone buys; get shot or stay home; and more!

88-year-old man likes Facebook; European regulators do not; the next “next 9/11;” Jamie Dimon likes Chinese food; and more!

Three out of four is, well, pretty remarkable, actually; Elliott thinks inside the Dropbox; flush hedge funds scheming to get everyone back in the office full-time; and more!

Murdick’s meme moment; whistleblower bailout; Robinhood grows up; and more!

Huge hedge fund blues; buyback bonanza; Elon Musk is as clear as ever; and more!

It’s never good to attract the attention of something called the “Serious Fraud Office;” SPAC gags on Grab; banks are literally giving money away; and more!

Heroic Hertz; IP-Volvo; everyone loves infrastructure investments as long as someone else is paying for it; and more!

A rising tide lifts even Commerzbank; Dalio’s doubts don’t dent Doger’s dream; ex-Carlyle Trumpkin gets Va. nod; and more!