Opening Bell

Mixed signals; Musk has only a few hours to make something up; of sh*tcoins and security; and more!

It’s starting to look like a recession; build back a bit; JetBlue’s got Spirit; Jack Ma gives up; and more!

D-Sol’s deliberate Goldman debasement; SEC is really Russia-curious; Larry Fink is no green warrior; and more!

Fed focus; dollar discomfort; Evergrande exit; Elon Musk too busy for sex; and more!

Gloomy Goldman; Apple, Amazon ready for blue-chip status; hemorrhaging hedge funds; and more!

Euro in neutral; Amazon gives healthcare another shot; black outlook from Blackstone; and more!

Inflation pushes a point; oil drops as Texas bakes (and bitcoin miners bail); and more!

Twitter fight!; earnings ennui; another weight on the economy; and more!

The day the clown cried; commodities crash; making for Milan; and more!

The “jobful” recession; short sellers scale back; banks brace for deal dry-up; and more!

SEC feels EPA’s pain; the “D” is for defamation; Apple’s top insider-trading cop also its top insider-trader; and more!

A hell of a half; inflation inflates less; Spirit dithers; split on splits; and more!

Corporate cowards; last sprint for Spirit; Griffin’s guy gutted; and more!

Tell us if you’ve heard this before; Dan Och’s revenge revered; JetBlue really wants to buy Spirit; and more!

Citi’s misfire; people are pessimistic; Russia reneges; Hong Kong has problems; and more!

The economic impact of the end of Roe v. Wade; actually Zendesk will take private equity’s money (just a lot less of it); John Paulson has a new job; and more!

Bankman of last resort; of crypto and cowrie shells; academics for sale; and more!

JetBlue is serious; Twitter’s board is, too; Asian SPACs few and far between; stocks set for short-lived surge; and more!

Freedom; firsts; foreboding; and more!

Well that was fun while it lasted; Elon’s meet-and-greet; Dalio down on lots of stuff; and more!

Recession talk; Fed forecasting; commodity hedge funds do well in commodities rally; and more!

Bears! Crypto crises! Seventy-five basis point surges! And more!

Inflation back on the increase; What Yellen worry?; crypto careers crater; King Larry of Lanai; and more!

Credit Suisse’s streak stays alive; Spirit taking its time; no IPOs; Odey above water; and more!

Investors boo Boris’ survival; Jamie Dimon’s economist doesn’t agree with Jamie Dimon; Larry Fink can’t go to Moscow; and more!

JetBlue and Twitter really want to deal; Ex-Bridgewater CEO pawned his dignity for nothing; standing astride history yelling “stop”; and more!

If you don’t want to go back to the office at Tesla: good news; the uselessness of bank net income (and new deposits); ex-Bridgewater CEO doesn’t sound so much like Trump now; and more!

Police sirens are a pretty good reason to quit; Forbes don’t need no stinking SPAC; Meta is now META; and more!

When Jay met Joe; Credit Suisse is hard up; Soros CIO slightly optimistic; and more!

The wages of SPAC; Icahn ground to hamburger; inflation eases; digital dollar talk; and more!

Spirit shoots down JetBlue; Jimmy and Elon, sittin’ in a tree; Airbnb tells employees they belong anywhere; and more!

Rueful Robinhood; China trouble; Cathie Wood’s latest catastrophe; and more!

GDP goes down; Barclays bond blunder bites; shot makers keep their secrets; and more!

Enjoy the next decade, Credit Suisse; Mattel on sale; guy who oversaw nickel trading disaster to continue overseeing nickel trading; and more!