Opening Bell

Spirit shoots down JetBlue; Jimmy and Elon, sittin’ in a tree; Airbnb tells employees they belong anywhere; and more!

Rueful Robinhood; China trouble; Cathie Wood’s latest catastrophe; and more!

GDP goes down; Barclays bond blunder bites; shot makers keep their secrets; and more!

Enjoy the next decade, Credit Suisse; Mattel on sale; guy who oversaw nickel trading disaster to continue overseeing nickel trading; and more!

UBS beats; HSBC beats (and bombs); Fidelity has new option for losing your retirement savings; and more!

So we guess this is happening; bad news for Donald Trump all around; central banks have no guts; and more!

Funding secured; Evans exits; real pollution for fake money; Singapore’s not-welcome mat; and more!

It’s a half; finding neutral; hedge fund sure is glad no one uses Truth Social; and more!

Netflix nuked; Elon Musk: literary scholar; Just Eat might deliver Grubhub; David Solomon making himself the highest-paid D.J. in the land; and more!

Dek: Robinhood’s buying; Deezer’s dealmaking; consumers are charging; Better.com is booting people; and more!

BofA beat; Gensler just getting started; I-pian-O; defining default; and more!

Of Musk and meaning; Barr tapped; Griffin picks up ball and goes home; and more!

ECB stays the course; Yellen’s yellin’ at China; crypto mortgages because why not? And more!

Fed number two, take two; HSBC hiring; Peloton putsch; cackling at Cathie Wood; and more!

Is inflation gassed? Will the Fed go three-quarters? What’s the point of crypto? Is Boris Johnson capable of feeling shame? (No.) And more!

Good earnings season tidings; Epic valuation; the default that wasn’t; ex-Bridgewater CEO debased himself for nothing; and more!

Janet Yellen will take her time; banks bleat on about recession; ad hominem attacks breed ad hominem attacks; and more!

Half-interesting Fed minutes; Elon Musk does something else meaningless; dobriy default; and more!

Home-field advantage; insuring private equity; JetBlue wants Spirit; crypto-retirement; and more!

Of bears and bombs; Gary Gensler tries carrot and stick; Tom Brady: dealmaker; and more!

Roller-coaster rides on the yield curve, GameStop shares, S&P500, Greenlight; and more!

Nielsen p.e. buyout gets high ratings; State Street driven out of Hong Kong; Robinhood never sleeps; and more!

Bank regulator brings out the big guns; Tesla tries another split; Biden budget blocks buybacks, batters billionaires; and more!

Bonds battered; in Putin’s Russia, you don’t quit job: job quits you; frolfing as metaphor; who wants to sun themselves on Pedo Island? and more!

Back in the summer of ’69; begging banks; criminal-in-chief; crypto catastrophe; and more!

“I am as negative as you can hear”; “a global economic downturn seems unavoidable”; “we are already in a vicious cycle;” and more uplifting sentiment!

Powell halfway to a half point; the cyber front; Evergrande not getting better; Bit-water; and more!

Climate calumny; Buffett buys; trading on a truce; and more!

Russia pays some bills; SPAC sputters in Hong Kong debut; GameStop drops; and more!

Have a quarter; hedge fund rollercoaster; Buffett buys; Barstool bother; and more!

It’s a quarter; more inflation inflation; Citi unsurprisingly disappoints; Light Sky darkens; and more!

A new domino theory; Marching back to the office; Serena’s v.c. fund a slam; and more!

Warren Buffett is America; Jane Fraser is crying for credibility; Zendesk kills SurveyMonkey (deal); and more!

War and memes; blank-check bullishness burns; bit-happenings; and more!