Opening Bell

TWO TRILLION DOLLARS; RenTech founder retires; black edge comes to Florida; London’s lamentations; and more!

Banks brace; a woman in charge; expensive IPOs; hard to distance from the insurrectionist when she’s married to the CEO; and more!

Citadel’s seditionists; the allure of underperformance; Visa-Plaid no, LSE-Refinitiv yes; and more!

The real Zoom; the wrong Signal; the lost passwords; the thing they should have been doing all along; and more!

Trumpless Twitter; how do you like dem apples, D-Sol?; the TikTok trade; heli-commutes aren’t just for the summer anymore; and more!

SoFi SPACs; Wilbur Ross’ replacement; Credit Suisse undershot a bit; and more!

Coup de stock; Robinhood’s growing band of merry women; finally a reason to go to a Sears; and more!

Trump tries again; Hank Paulson’s back; Jack Ma never went away; Bill Ackman tweets “genocide;” and more!

The good and bad for banks; Icahn agonistes; Ackman and Andurand not so much; Slack sucks; and more!

Buy anything; where’s Jack?; defunding democracy; Tesla misses mark (barely); Masa Son to the rescue; and more!

Humans power piddling hedge fund returns; Dan Loeb keeps busy right ‘til the ball drops; Congress set to shatter SEC’s Supreme shackles; and more!

Stimulus signed; Boris’ non-existent blueprint; more bad news for Marianne Lake; bitcoin bull begs Biden’s indulgence; judge tries restraining Bill Gross; and more!

SEC kills IPOs; Trump temper-tantrum; Apple rejected Tesla; garbage company rejects Nikola; and more!

Soaking the rich sans legislation; Kelly Loeffler’s fantasy hardscrabble upbringing; an update on the worst love story in history; and more!

Skimpy stimulus; Tesla’s triumph; SoftBank’s SPAC; forecasting foibles; and more!

G.O.P. going all-out to stop stimulus; bitcoin exchange to sell shares for dollars; Telsa to run over other stocks in S&P 500; and more!

At last an IPO no one wants; another SPAC deal; bitcoin surges; Clayton continues tidying up; and more!

Sickly-looking stimulus; first-quarter frowns; valuation insanity continues; Swiss slap on the wrist; and more!

Well who could have seen that coming?; Buffett and Barr; Fannie and Freddie; A-Rod Inn & Suites; and more!

Naming names; returns to form; Elliott unpacking Public Storage; hack attacks; and more!

Airbnbubble; no relief; no deal; no charging your PornHub subscription; and more!

Airbnb exceeds; DoorDash delivers for Masa Son; SAC vet’s non-“side-hustle” SPAC; Clayton’s revenge; and more!

Hedge funds bounce back; Dimon trashes T-bills; McKinsey agonistes; and more!

Goldman certainly thinks Trump lost; Peter Navarro is a lawless political hack; papal capitalism; and more!

Goldman to the Gold Coast?; IPOs feeling frothy; Britons sleeping on billions; Chicago man buying all of Florida; and more!

Biden backs bill; Huawei getaway; Shelton shelved; Brexit boosts Big Apple; and more!

Ackman arrives; Congresswoman finds something else Steve Mnuchin has been play-acting at; being a senator certainly doesn’t seem to keep David Perdue busy; and more!

The ECB translator; Trumpian procrastination begins to bite; Facebook-backed crypto asks, “Who’s Facebook?” and more!

Libor lives on (for a while); Glenview gains; Supremes weigh in on future Sergey Aleynikovs; and more!

Big deals; a new Chinese Exclusion Act; GM has second thoughts; the ultimate rebellion; and more!

Brexit blues; Pershing Square’s pandemic; Penney’s plows on; and more!

FTC expects Zoom to be around in 20 years; investors just realized COVID is still bad; Nikola doesn’t report revenue because it doesn’t have any; and more!

Closing time.

Waiting on the call; Coop’s comedown; London lockdown; Ken Griffin needs a spot by the Seine; and more!