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Holiday Bell: 7.1.22
SEC feels EPA’s pain; the “D” is for defamation; Apple’s top insider-trading cop also its top insider-trader; and more!
Opening Bell: 6.30.22
A hell of a half; inflation inflates less; Spirit dithers; split on splits; and more!
Opening Bell: 6.29.22
Corporate cowards; last sprint for Spirit; Griffin’s guy gutted; and more!
Opening Bell: 6.28.22
Tell us if you’ve heard this before; Dan Och’s revenge revered; JetBlue really wants to buy Spirit; and more!
Opening Bell: 6.27.22
Citi’s misfire; people are pessimistic; Russia reneges; Hong Kong has problems; and more!
Opening Bell: 6.24.22
The economic impact of the end of Roe v. Wade; actually Zendesk will take private equity’s money (just a lot less of it); John Paulson has a new job; and more!
Opening Bell: 6.22.22
Bankman of last resort; of crypto and cowrie shells; academics for sale; and more!
Opening Bell: 6.21.22
JetBlue is serious; Twitter’s board is, too; Asian SPACs few and far between; stocks set for short-lived surge; and more!
Opening Bell: 6.16.22
Well that was fun while it lasted; Elon’s meet-and-greet; Dalio down on lots of stuff; and more!
Opening Bell: 6.14.22
Recession talk; Fed forecasting; commodity hedge funds do well in commodities rally; and more!
Opening Bell: 6.13.22
Bears! Crypto crises! Seventy-five basis point surges! And more!
Opening Bell: 6.10.22
Inflation back on the increase; What Yellen worry?; crypto careers crater; King Larry of Lanai; and more!
Opening Bell: 6.8.22
Credit Suisse’s streak stays alive; Spirit taking its time; no IPOs; Odey above water; and more!
Opening Bell: 6.7.22
Investors boo Boris’ survival; Jamie Dimon’s economist doesn’t agree with Jamie Dimon; Larry Fink can’t go to Moscow; and more!
Opening Bell: 6.6.22
JetBlue and Twitter really want to deal; Ex-Bridgewater CEO pawned his dignity for nothing; standing astride history yelling “stop”; and more!
Opening Bell: 6.3.22
If you don’t want to go back to the office at Tesla: good news; the uselessness of bank net income (and new deposits); ex-Bridgewater CEO doesn’t sound so much like Trump now; and more!
Opening Bell: 6.1.22
Police sirens are a pretty good reason to quit; Forbes don’t need no stinking SPAC; Meta is now META; and more!
Opening Bell: 5.31.22
When Jay met Joe; Credit Suisse is hard up; Soros CIO slightly optimistic; and more!
Holiday Bell: 5.27.22
The wages of SPAC; Icahn ground to hamburger; inflation eases; digital dollar talk; and more!
Opening Bell: 5.25.22
Two sides; seriously, remember when Larry Summers was a Democrat?, Nelson Peltz is hungry; and more!
Opening Bell: 5.23.22
Melvin as (unwanted) model; other hedge funds suck, too; a very happy birthday for Seth Klarman; and more!
Opening Bell: 5.19.22
Stocks sink further; SEC strikes StraightPath; S&P shuns Tesla; Shkreli set free; and more!
Opening Bell: 5.18.22
Jay Powell really hopes he can stop this recession; SPAC sponsors really hope they can find merger partners; David McCormick really hopes he didn’t quit Bridgewater for no reason; and more!
Opening Bell: 5.13.22
Jay Powell loses his confidence (but gains a second term); stocks lose everyone’s confidence; Pelham loses loads more; and more!
Opening Bell: 5.10.22
Vision blinded; ‘we are on the case’—the best of which is still bad; extra time to whine; and more!
Opening Bell: 5.9.22
Tech tanks; morose Milken; cautious Kashkari; crypto chief cuffed; Chelsea changes hands; and more!
Opening Bell: 5.5.22
Nice while it lasted; Elon gets investors; Cathie Wood thinks more people should be losing money with her; and more!
Opening Bell: 5.4.22
Have a half; turning off the oil; wounded Tiger; and more!
Opening Bell: 5.3.22
The Crypto Cops are coming; NFTS are cratering; Elliott is prowling; GameStop shorts are squirming; and more!
Opening Bell: 5.2.22
Spirit shoots down JetBlue; Jimmy and Elon, sittin’ in a tree; Airbnb tells employees they belong anywhere; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.29.22
Rueful Robinhood; China trouble; Cathie Wood’s latest catastrophe; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.28.22
GDP goes down; Barclays bond blunder bites; shot makers keep their secrets; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.27.22
Enjoy the next decade, Credit Suisse; Mattel on sale; guy who oversaw nickel trading disaster to continue overseeing nickel trading; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.26.22
UBS beats; HSBC beats (and bombs); Fidelity has new option for losing your retirement savings; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.25.22
So we guess this is happening; bad news for Donald Trump all around; central banks have no guts; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.22.22
Funding secured; Evans exits; real pollution for fake money; Singapore’s not-welcome mat; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.21.22
It’s a half; finding neutral; hedge fund sure is glad no one uses Truth Social; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.20.22
Netflix nuked; Elon Musk: literary scholar; Just Eat might deliver Grubhub; David Solomon making himself the highest-paid D.J. in the land; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.19.22
Dek: Robinhood’s buying; Deezer’s dealmaking; consumers are charging; Better.com is booting people; and more!
Opening Bel: 4.18.22
BofA beat; Gensler just getting started; I-pian-O; defining default; and more!
Holiday Bell: 4.15.22
Of Musk and meaning; Barr tapped; Griffin picks up ball and goes home; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.14.22
ECB stays the course; Yellen’s yellin’ at China; crypto mortgages because why not? And more!
Opening Bell: 4.13.22
Fed number two, take two; HSBC hiring; Peloton putsch; cackling at Cathie Wood; and more!
Opening Bell: 4. 12.22
Is inflation gassed? Will the Fed go three-quarters? What’s the point of crypto? Is Boris Johnson capable of feeling shame? (No.) And more!
Opening Bell: 4.11.22
Good earnings season tidings; Epic valuation; the default that wasn’t; ex-Bridgewater CEO debased himself for nothing; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.8.22
Janet Yellen will take her time; banks bleat on about recession; ad hominem attacks breed ad hominem attacks; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.7.22
Half-interesting Fed minutes; Elon Musk does something else meaningless; dobriy default; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.6.22
Home-field advantage; insuring private equity; JetBlue wants Spirit; crypto-retirement; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.5.22
Of bears and bombs; Gary Gensler tries carrot and stick; Tom Brady: dealmaker; and more!