Opening Bell

Deal on default; inflation spreads to Blighty; Cathie Wood moving to… St. Petersburg? And more!

Warren wails on Powell; hedge fund happenings (not in China); ex-Merrill Lynch chief dies; and more!

Default chicken; all night long; Gary Gensler wants to cut your pay; and more!

Evergrande grinds to a halt; Schrödinger’s digital media company; Jamie Dimon wants a f**cking standing O; and more!

Railroading infrastructure; Consumer Financial Protection Bureau to get back to protecting consumers; exodus from ExodusPoint; and more!

Skirting a shutdown; job market stays tight; Ozy unravels; a pretty good six months; and more!

Jamie Dimon’s disappointed; on second thought, Ozy will look into the whole ‘impersonating a YouTube exec in a fundraising call with Goldman Sachs,’ and more!

Default dance; loose lips; pedestrian Petershill; hunting Huntsman; and more!

Don’t personally guarantee business loans; don’t bribe governments officials; don’t vote for Elon Musk’s kid brother; and more!

Shutdown scare shrugged off; OppenheimerFunds InsiderTrading; mergers mocked; wine > watches > bags; and more!

Powell prepares; pharma fight; Ackman sings; Paulson’s piece; and more!

Waiting for Jay Powell; Toast pops; Jamie Dimon’s shopping spree; pre-nup-less Paulson files for divorce; and more!

The Ackmanaissance in song; Coinbase capitulates; banks battle Basel; Paul Singer makes money; and more!

B-school blues; approaching Allianz ouster; SPAC invests in investing; and more!

Money management mergers; Jay Powell mulls Fed trading fetters; Steve Cohen seeks his Deep Throat; and more!

Elect take aim at ARK; p.e. secondaries buyer seeks one of its own; Elizabeth Warren’s sending letters again; and more!

Summer slowdown; don’t ask Annie; hedge funds bank on two volatile elements; and more!

Steve Scherr’s swan song; Elliott batters Blighty; old white men back other old white man; nothing to buy but buybacks; and more!

Two certainties: taxes and business opposition to taxes; pre-IPO market forgoes one; CFTC has more letters than members; and more!

GameStop earnings (as if they matter); Elliott has more helpful advice for Citrix; Credit Suisse steps in it again; and more!

Busy bankers; Ben Mezrich churns out a GameStop book; killing newspapers apparently a good business; and more!

Fresh blood at Fido; ha’ pennies; Support squeeze; Coinbase cock-up; and more!

Inflation estimates; Fortress Europe; ETFs lose Game; Principled look says taper coming quick; and more!

No more Didis; no more Anne Finucane or Tom Montag; just a few more hedge funds without vaccine mandates; plenty more meme-fluent executives; and just generally more!

DW-Schiesse; Uncle Carl’s man at Lordstown; short-selling up; leverage down; and more!

Dr. D-Sol will see you; TPG goes IPO; SPAC lawsuits soar; and more!

Jackson Hole calling (virtually); another space SPAC; China troubles; Elon Musk thinks Elon Musk’s self-driving software sucks; and more!

“There is no going back;” dividends, Eurozone rise; the cult of Cathie; and more!

SPAC Topps’ed; Ackman goes anti-SPAC: China punts on sanctions law; Mooch isn’t worried about scare SALT attendees; and more!

Goldman goes Dutch; nothing to see here, says CME; it’s almost as if Steve Cohen hasn’t been a Mets fan his whole life; and more!

KKR had a quarter; Deutsche Bank can start being a real bank again; China tears; and more!

Buy now, Afterpay later; Einhorn eyes break-even; jeans at Goldman Sachs; and more!

Robinhood REKT; Goldman gets worried; Alden does what Alden does; and more!

Meme stock minimum; Di-delisting; crunch time for Credit Suisse; Twitter, Google step back; and more!