Opening Bell

Inflation spikes along with Jamie Dimon’s cash pile; no bonds for you; investing in oneself; and more!

AMC directors also selling stock; Libor’s last days; Lordstown cleans house; in defense of SPACs; and more!

Sky cab SPAC; foreigners boost T-bills; bitcoin evangelists spread something else; and more!

The summer of going public; inflation inflates; GameStop plays a bum card; James Biden got a call; and more!

Cascade of cash; infrastructure talks buckle; NuBuffett; and more!

Dave gets a blank check; broken websites; broken clocks, etc.; and more!

Summer breeze; Blackstone buys; get shot or stay home; and more!

88-year-old man likes Facebook; European regulators do not; the next “next 9/11;” Jamie Dimon likes Chinese food; and more!

Three out of four is, well, pretty remarkable, actually; Elliott thinks inside the Dropbox; flush hedge funds scheming to get everyone back in the office full-time; and more!

Murdick’s meme moment; whistleblower bailout; Robinhood grows up; and more!

The show goes on; Goldman hires frog- and snail-eaters; third-party finger-pointing; and more!

Capital gains trap; Robinhood can’t escape court; Archegos sinking SPAC strats; bitcoin and pot farms look alike; and more!

HSBC you later; Exxon upset; Hollywood hedge funds; Uncle Carl’s cuddly side; and more!

MGM-azon; stonks stomp shorts; blue-chip birthday; a modest proposal re: cryptocurrencies; and more!

Wellington’s biotech bets are unwell; Amazon may bail out MGM hedge funds; Elliott gets in on UDG fun; and more!

Goldman vet’s GrowthCurve; hedge fund cleared to euthanize newspapers; Epstein jailers avoid jail; and more!

Paging Dr. Dimon; the European Robinhood isn’t Robin Hood; Mormons love meme stocks; and more!

Sohn strike-outs; Soros and Citadel ride the train; Brown burns (crypto) banks; rappin’ with Coop; and more!

Jamie Dimon’s chiseled chin will not be contained; Gabe Plotkin loses coming and going; Michael Burry buries Tesla; and more!

Archegos escapees; Elliott sharpens its knives; failed Cabinet nominee to be failed money manager; and more!

Huge hedge fund blues; buyback bonanza; Elon Musk is as clear as ever; and more!

It’s never good to attract the attention of something called the “Serious Fraud Office;” SPAC gags on Grab; banks are literally giving money away; and more!

Heroic Hertz; IP-Volvo; everyone loves infrastructure investments as long as someone else is paying for it; and more!

A rising tide lifts even Commerzbank; Dalio’s doubts don’t dent Doger’s dream; ex-Carlyle Trumpkin gets Va. nod; and more!

Stocks slide; Biden doubles down; ARK sinks; the only thing better than leggings at work is no pants at all; and more!

Vice stocks; Wood’s regrets; the sooner the crypto trance fades the better; and more!

Jobs? Less; unappealing; good news and bad for CoStar; Holmeslife; and more!

Shot in the arm; celebrating half-a-million unemployed; BlackRock v. Buffett; a voluntary exit from Citadel; and more!

Yellen just sayin’; more jobs, less PPP; pits stopped; an Honestly big IPO; and more!

Good times for p.e. giants; Tiger wants more money; and more!

Temporary surges; cultural revolutions; déjà WeWork; and more!

Bank boom bangs on; Izzy Englander ain’t afraid of no degenerates; Brexit breaks London; and more!

Russian risks; pharma deals; GameStop gripes; and more!

Coinbase and ConsenSys; Credit Suisse still selling; TP tamp down; and more!