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Opening Bell: 5.13.22
Jay Powell loses his confidence (but gains a second term); stocks lose everyone’s confidence; Pelham loses loads more; and more!
Opening Bell: 5.10.22
Vision blinded; ‘we are on the case’—the best of which is still bad; extra time to whine; and more!
Opening Bell: 5.9.22
Tech tanks; morose Milken; cautious Kashkari; crypto chief cuffed; Chelsea changes hands; and more!
Opening Bell: 5.5.22
Nice while it lasted; Elon gets investors; Cathie Wood thinks more people should be losing money with her; and more!
Opening Bell: 5.4.22
Have a half; turning off the oil; wounded Tiger; and more!
Opening Bell: 5.3.22
The Crypto Cops are coming; NFTS are cratering; Elliott is prowling; GameStop shorts are squirming; and more!
Opening Bell: 5.2.22
Spirit shoots down JetBlue; Jimmy and Elon, sittin’ in a tree; Airbnb tells employees they belong anywhere; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.29.22
Rueful Robinhood; China trouble; Cathie Wood’s latest catastrophe; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.28.22
GDP goes down; Barclays bond blunder bites; shot makers keep their secrets; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.27.22
Enjoy the next decade, Credit Suisse; Mattel on sale; guy who oversaw nickel trading disaster to continue overseeing nickel trading; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.26.22
UBS beats; HSBC beats (and bombs); Fidelity has new option for losing your retirement savings; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.25.22
So we guess this is happening; bad news for Donald Trump all around; central banks have no guts; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.22.22
Funding secured; Evans exits; real pollution for fake money; Singapore’s not-welcome mat; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.21.22
It’s a half; finding neutral; hedge fund sure is glad no one uses Truth Social; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.20.22
Netflix nuked; Elon Musk: literary scholar; Just Eat might deliver Grubhub; David Solomon making himself the highest-paid D.J. in the land; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.19.22
Dek: Robinhood’s buying; Deezer’s dealmaking; consumers are charging; Better.com is booting people; and more!
Opening Bel: 4.18.22
BofA beat; Gensler just getting started; I-pian-O; defining default; and more!
Holiday Bell: 4.15.22
Of Musk and meaning; Barr tapped; Griffin picks up ball and goes home; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.14.22
ECB stays the course; Yellen’s yellin’ at China; crypto mortgages because why not? And more!
Opening Bell: 4.13.22
Fed number two, take two; HSBC hiring; Peloton putsch; cackling at Cathie Wood; and more!
Opening Bell: 4. 12.22
Is inflation gassed? Will the Fed go three-quarters? What’s the point of crypto? Is Boris Johnson capable of feeling shame? (No.) And more!
Opening Bell: 4.11.22
Good earnings season tidings; Epic valuation; the default that wasn’t; ex-Bridgewater CEO debased himself for nothing; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.8.22
Janet Yellen will take her time; banks bleat on about recession; ad hominem attacks breed ad hominem attacks; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.7.22
Half-interesting Fed minutes; Elon Musk does something else meaningless; dobriy default; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.6.22
Home-field advantage; insuring private equity; JetBlue wants Spirit; crypto-retirement; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.5.22
Of bears and bombs; Gary Gensler tries carrot and stick; Tom Brady: dealmaker; and more!
Opening Bell: 4.1.22
Roller-coaster rides on the yield curve, GameStop shares, S&P500, Greenlight; and more!
Opening Bell; 3.29.22
Nielsen p.e. buyout gets high ratings; State Street driven out of Hong Kong; Robinhood never sleeps; and more!
Opening Bell: 3.28.22
Bank regulator brings out the big guns; Tesla tries another split; Biden budget blocks buybacks, batters billionaires; and more!
Opening Bell: 3.25.22
Bonds battered; in Putin’s Russia, you don’t quit job: job quits you; frolfing as metaphor; who wants to sun themselves on Pedo Island? and more!
Opening Bell: 3.24.22
Back in the summer of ’69; begging banks; criminal-in-chief; crypto catastrophe; and more!
Opening Bell: 3.23.22
“I am as negative as you can hear”; “a global economic downturn seems unavoidable”; “we are already in a vicious cycle;” and more uplifting sentiment!
Opening Bell: 3.22.22
Powell halfway to a half point; the cyber front; Evergrande not getting better; Bit-water; and more!
Opening Bell: 3.21.22
Climate calumny; Buffett buys; trading on a truce; and more!
Opening Bell: 3.18.22
Russia pays some bills; SPAC sputters in Hong Kong debut; GameStop drops; and more!
Opening Bell: 3.17.22
Have a quarter; hedge fund rollercoaster; Buffett buys; Barstool bother; and more!
Opening Bell: 3.16.22
Passivity beats activity again; Dimon deals for more fintech; Ken Griffin eyes a kick-around; and more!
Opening Bell: 3.15.22
A taste of normalcy; how Ken Griffin spends his day; nickel to be allowed to rise, fall by a nickel; and more!
Opening Bell: 3.14.22
In Putin’s Russia, business leaves you; of nickel and dimes; Warren Buffett really likes oil company; and more!
Opening Bell: 3.11.22
Chinese companies on the chopping block; recession risk rises; crypto-401(k)s checked; Elon Musk is homeless; and more!
Opening Bell: 3.10.22
Putin can’t pay; workers feeling it; Aravt departs; and more!
Opening Bell: 3.9.22
Behind closed doors in Tarrytown; $240 oil; “tech wreck;” see cyber attacks, say something; and more!
Opening Bell: 3.8.2022
Financial snooping conservatives won’t whine about; fee fun; gender imbalance; and more!
Opening Bell: 3.7.22
Hang-dog Hang Seng; Icahn quits Occidental; GameStop savior blasts Bed Bath; bleak Britain; and more!
Opening Bell: 3.4.22
Jobs jobs jobs; Amazon turns the screws; Grab drops; Fama fatalism; and more!
Opening Bell: 3.3.22
London culling; crypto Ken; endangered Tiger; and more!
Opening Bell: 3.2.22
It’s a quarter; more inflation inflation; Citi unsurprisingly disappoints; Light Sky darkens; and more!
Opening Bell: 3.1.22
A new domino theory; Marching back to the office; Serena’s v.c. fund a slam; and more!
Opening Bell: 2.28.22
Warren Buffett is America; Jane Fraser is crying for credibility; Zendesk kills SurveyMonkey (deal); and more!
Opening Bell: 2.25.22
War and memes; blank-check bullishness burns; bit-happenings; and more!