Stocks slide; Biden doubles down; ARK sinks; the only thing better than leggings at work is no pants at all; and more!
Vice stocks; Wood’s regrets; the sooner the crypto trance fades the better; and more!
Jobs? Less; unappealing; good news and bad for CoStar; Holmeslife; and more!
Shot in the arm; celebrating half-a-million unemployed; BlackRock v. Buffett; a voluntary exit from Citadel; and more!
Yellen just sayin’; more jobs, less PPP; pits stopped; an Honestly big IPO; and more!
Good times for p.e. giants; Tiger wants more money; and more!
P.E. spree; way-off estimates; hedge funds confused and gluttonous; throw away your suits; and more!
Europe double dips; Barclays bounces back; Luminus liquidates; Buffettstock! And more!
COVID and FOMO; short Fido’s shares; the unkillable carried interest loophole; and more!
Family plan; deals, deals, deals; Jamie gets company; and more!
Game doesn’t Stop; Ant autopsy; double-check that Zoom invite; what’s in a name? (in this one, no ‘E’s anymore); and more!
Stonkerday Night Live; it’s still good to be a (current or former) CEO; the Reddit war on short-sellers moves to South Korea; Taleb recommends olives (over cryptos); and more!
The real SPAC winners; bitcoin’s broken; SEC strengthens as FTC fades; Alden getting everything it can from Tribune; and more!
The last SPAC; Blackstone booms; shorts aren’t dead; and more!
Can we call it soccer, too?; SPACs scatter; shy shorts; Ken Griffin makes nice; and more!
Get a piece of some money-losing oat milk; mathematical impossibilities; CryptoComptroller becomes cryptoCEO; and more!
Temporary surges; cultural revolutions; déjà WeWork; and more!
Bank boom bangs on; Izzy Englander ain’t afraid of no degenerates; Brexit breaks London; and more!
Russian risks; pharma deals; GameStop gripes; and more!
Coinbase and ConsenSys; Credit Suisse still selling; TP tamp down; and more!
The opposite of a shot in the arm; of COIN and ‘coins; GME needs CEO; and more!
A modest down payment on a future; SPACs prove their value to valueless companies; why don’t you want to live next to me? and more!
SEC tells Chamath to shut up; Credit Suisse closes barn doors; SoftBank and Salesforce; I like it, I’m not gonna crack; and more!
Credit Suisse has a strange approach to risk; GameStop rocketing again; Jamie Dimon wants to help you pay for your takeout; and more!
Pandemic punching bags bounce back; investors pour into space ETF without space stocks; Jay Powell might want to start looking for a new job; and more!
Threats, bits, bets, bromances, billions and more!
Masa buys; GameStop sells; journalism saved?; chocolonely; and more!
Coinbase to list; Hertz worth more than Hertz thinks; an immaterial currency en route to an unreachable planet; and more things that only sound like April Fools jokes!
SPAC-up; lamentable listings; Trump cards; and more!
Because it’s hard to forge customer signatures at home, and more!
Deliveroo disappoints; broadsheet battle; Millennium maths up; and more!
Suez ship slips free; Deliveroo just slips; Jay Clayton keeps busy; Leon Black less so; and more!
Bring on the bank buybacks; Buffett’s backup bid; Larry Summers should shut up; and more!
Powell vs. debt hawks; Yellen vs. Warren; Chinese ADRs vs. “a perfect storm”; and more!
Paving the way to a post-pandemic boom; Elliott wins again; Goldman loses some more; and more!
Deliveroo and WeWork, too; phoniest city in America targets phoniest industry in America; what law hasn’t Wirecard allegedly broken; and more!
D-Sol’s sweatshop; two mergers (only one involving a SPAC, amazingly); capital requirements and tax fraud; and more!
“I don’t think companies are supposed to be speculating with their cash balances”; fraud, fraud everywhere; p.e. movers; and more!
Au revoir, HSBC; five-day Dow records; who is Robinhood stealing from? and more!
Jamie’s kids are coming back; Morgan Stanley will let you invest in bitcoins (if it trusts you); Ray Dalio has a new mistake to love; and more!
GameSlide; ARK captain urges ignoring iceberg; excess greed in the bitcoin “system;” why must I see Elon Musk’s name in a headline every day; and more!
Company that doesn’t need money raises it anyway; Goldman and the grid; “the court is somewhat skeptical that weighty national security interests are actually implicated here;” and more!
Joe Biden does his best Bill Pullman; Grab-ing the biggest SPAC deal; Larry Culp’s “sacrifice;” CDS ETF; and more!
Shots in the arm; Roblox rockets; bitcoin off-balance; 90-year-old man worth $100 billion; and more!
Jamie Dimon punks Leon Black; GE sells something to get rid of something else; more corrupt Congressional stock trading; and more!
GameStop, victims bounce back; SoFi buys a charter; SPAC daddies; private equity hiring (lobbyists); and more!
Deliveroo and IonQ; Japan to the rescue; “a levered casino;” and more!
Jay Powell doesn’t care about your stocks; Reddit ready to become Reddit meme stock; a vacation to make future vacations possible; and more!
H to the boardroom; Hippo-sized SPAC deal; private equity feats on COVID casualties; Musk Mars rocket goes boom; and more!
May is herd immunity month; Tanden tanks; “Oh, my God, more regulation;” like Jeff Epstein, Apollo is ready to pounce; and more!