Get stuck or stay home; Fannie, Freddie investors lose for winning; rat poison at work, fun at home; and more!
Bill Ackman, record mogul, can’t lose; meet your new landlord; SPACs for fun and profit; no unions, no inflation; and more!
Wirecard who?; tamping down on tapering talk; the forest and the trees; Ken Griffin’s beachside backup bought at discount; and more!
Interest rates are coming; Classic Trumpkin; ill omens from Michael Burry; mediocre men; and more!
Unemployment rises; interest rates to follow; SEC still not sure about this bitcoin ETF; and more!
Get out your Fedspeak dictionaries; the kids take over the FTC; Morgan takes from Credit Suisse, Credit Suisse takes from Goldman; and more!
Inflation spikes along with Jamie Dimon’s cash pile; no bonds for you; investing in oneself; and more!
AMC directors also selling stock; Libor’s last days; Lordstown cleans house; in defense of SPACs; and more!
Sky cab SPAC; foreigners boost T-bills; bitcoin evangelists spread something else; and more!
The summer of going public; inflation inflates; GameStop plays a bum card; James Biden got a call; and more!
Cascade of cash; infrastructure talks buckle; NuBuffett; and more!
Dave gets a blank check; broken websites; broken clocks, etc.; and more!
Summer breeze; Blackstone buys; get shot or stay home; and more!
88-year-old man likes Facebook; European regulators do not; the next “next 9/11;” Jamie Dimon likes Chinese food; and more!
Three out of four is, well, pretty remarkable, actually; Elliott thinks inside the Dropbox; flush hedge funds scheming to get everyone back in the office full-time; and more!
Murdick’s meme moment; whistleblower bailout; Robinhood grows up; and more!
The show goes on; Goldman hires frog- and snail-eaters; third-party finger-pointing; and more!
Capital gains trap; Robinhood can’t escape court; Archegos sinking SPAC strats; bitcoin and pot farms look alike; and more!
HSBC you later; Exxon upset; Hollywood hedge funds; Uncle Carl’s cuddly side; and more!
MGM-azon; stonks stomp shorts; blue-chip birthday; a modest proposal re: cryptocurrencies; and more!
Wellington’s biotech bets are unwell; Amazon may bail out MGM hedge funds; Elliott gets in on UDG fun; and more!
Goldman vet’s GrowthCurve; hedge fund cleared to euthanize newspapers; Epstein jailers avoid jail; and more!
Paging Dr. Dimon; the European Robinhood isn’t Robin Hood; Mormons love meme stocks; and more!
Sohn strike-outs; Soros and Citadel ride the train; Brown burns (crypto) banks; rappin’ with Coop; and more!
Jamie Dimon’s chiseled chin will not be contained; Gabe Plotkin loses coming and going; Michael Burry buries Tesla; and more!
Archegos escapees; Elliott sharpens its knives; failed Cabinet nominee to be failed money manager; and more!
Huge hedge fund blues; buyback bonanza; Elon Musk is as clear as ever; and more!
It’s never good to attract the attention of something called the “Serious Fraud Office;” SPAC gags on Grab; banks are literally giving money away; and more!
Heroic Hertz; IP-Volvo; everyone loves infrastructure investments as long as someone else is paying for it; and more!
A rising tide lifts even Commerzbank; Dalio’s doubts don’t dent Doger’s dream; ex-Carlyle Trumpkin gets Va. nod; and more!
Stocks slide; Biden doubles down; ARK sinks; the only thing better than leggings at work is no pants at all; and more!
Vice stocks; Wood’s regrets; the sooner the crypto trance fades the better; and more!
Jobs? Less; unappealing; good news and bad for CoStar; Holmeslife; and more!
Shot in the arm; celebrating half-a-million unemployed; BlackRock v. Buffett; a voluntary exit from Citadel; and more!
Yellen just sayin’; more jobs, less PPP; pits stopped; an Honestly big IPO; and more!
Good times for p.e. giants; Tiger wants more money; and more!
P.E. spree; way-off estimates; hedge funds confused and gluttonous; throw away your suits; and more!
Europe double dips; Barclays bounces back; Luminus liquidates; Buffettstock! And more!
COVID and FOMO; short Fido’s shares; the unkillable carried interest loophole; and more!
Family plan; deals, deals, deals; Jamie gets company; and more!
Game doesn’t Stop; Ant autopsy; double-check that Zoom invite; what’s in a name? (in this one, no ‘E’s anymore); and more!
Stonkerday Night Live; it’s still good to be a (current or former) CEO; the Reddit war on short-sellers moves to South Korea; Taleb recommends olives (over cryptos); and more!
The real SPAC winners; bitcoin’s broken; SEC strengthens as FTC fades; Alden getting everything it can from Tribune; and more!
The last SPAC; Blackstone booms; shorts aren’t dead; and more!
Can we call it soccer, too?; SPACs scatter; shy shorts; Ken Griffin makes nice; and more!
Get a piece of some money-losing oat milk; mathematical impossibilities; CryptoComptroller becomes cryptoCEO; and more!
Temporary surges; cultural revolutions; déjà WeWork; and more!
Bank boom bangs on; Izzy Englander ain’t afraid of no degenerates; Brexit breaks London; and more!
Russian risks; pharma deals; GameStop gripes; and more!
Coinbase and ConsenSys; Credit Suisse still selling; TP tamp down; and more!