Credit Suisse on life support; the U.N.’s two cents on interest rates; Ari Emanuel’s cameo in Musk-Twitter drama; and more!
Inflation high and, uh, slightly less high; “adolescent pains;” Warren Buffett’s likes and friends; and more!
Dow down; Truss digs in; Porsche zooms, Leapmotor sputters; McKinsey is evil; and more!
The least popular tax cuts in history; Swiss hate inflation more than paying interest; Bill Ackman maybe hasn’t been paying attention to U.S. politics; Asia is open(ish); and more!
Concern at the Capitol; Jay Powell is the resurrected Paul Volcker; Jeff Gundlach’s excited about bonds; and more!
IPO plans; Ukraine gets the BlackRock treatment; Britain is unhappy with crypto giant; South Korea is unhappy with crypto fugitive; and more!
Rarer than extraterrestrial life; copper caper gets messier; Argentine interest rate now nearly as high as Argentine inflation; and more!
Draining deposits; climate cop; Ether options; keeping Adam Neumann honest; and more!
Twitter is very disappointed in Elon Musk; prosecutors are very disappointed with Nikola founder; Herbalife is very disappointed with fat people; and more!
The king’s kitty; Trump SPAC buys itself another month; the end of Ethereum mining; and more!
EY has a deal with itself; bond blues; BlackRock bites back; Elon Musk not the first not to want to buy Twitter; and more!
VW revs up Porsche IPO; Credit Suisse sells trust; Nomura fingered in rand case; and more!
Hedge fund manager got rand-y; Peltz putsch; “lonely home silos”; accounting for NFTs (or not); and more!
Fed fails to turn; the office as off-site; Brits may block Microsoft blockbuster; and more!
Get back to work; go east; Klarna crushed; fat fingers happen in crypto land, too; and more!
Alibaba among the first to open sesame; Packable packs it in; Neel Kashkari happy the markets are sad; and more!
Step up to the crude and meme-stock slot machines; Tether 0.3% away from insolvency, but a lot further away from an audit; “life’s too short;” and more!
Jay Powell sees pain; Jeremy Siegel disagrees; SEC finishes 12-year-old job; dodging delisting; and more!
Citi figures out how to escape from Russia; a vacation Jay Powell could do without; bitcoin ATMs boom as NFTs disappear; and more!
How much is Musk paying Mudge?; IP-woes mount; 91-year-old taking his time; and more!
Buffett’s buying; hedge funds aren’t; cash is king; Twitter cancels Christmas; and more!
Meme meltdown; Det. Tilson on the beat again; Elon Musk’s number fiddling; and more!
Bank bounce; bluffing bankers; Citadel’s diamond hands; Bridgewater backs out of European short bet; and more!
Apocalypse then; non-burning questions about Paul Singer; Elon Musk makes red hearts flutter; and more!
Wharton, me worry?; Saudi stock stack; free M.B.A.; and more!
Who wouldn’t trust this face?; another Platinum Partners conviction (for now); let’s go out; and more!
Goosing the Grey Lady; Si-NYSE-xit; Glen gazing; facial conveyance strategies; and more!
Fake currencies may require real reporting; SOFR’ing expensive; X.com; the rent is too damned high; and more!
Congress did something; buyback bonanza; Berkshire bruised; Elon Musk throws down the gauntlet; and more!
Carried interest carries on; is this what a recession looks like?; Apes acknowledged; and more!
It’s not really Chase’s fault; big BoE bump; WeWorking; Son’s Sino skepticism; and more!
Past results are no guarantee of future outcomes; Trump trap; a little bit of desperation; and more!
TD’s buying; Biden’s tax cutting; JPMorgan’s top strategist’s Dimon disagreeing; Stephen King testifying; and more!
HSBC tries buying off unhappy investors; Neel Kashkari doesn’t care if we’re in a recession; Alibaba ouster; and more!
Mixed signals; Musk has only a few hours to make something up; of sh*tcoins and security; and more!
It’s starting to look like a recession; build back a bit; JetBlue’s got Spirit; Jack Ma gives up; and more!
D-Sol’s deliberate Goldman debasement; SEC is really Russia-curious; Larry Fink is no green warrior; and more!
Fed focus; dollar discomfort; Evergrande exit; Elon Musk too busy for sex; and more!
Gloomy Goldman; Apple, Amazon ready for blue-chip status; hemorrhaging hedge funds; and more!
Euro in neutral; Amazon gives healthcare another shot; black outlook from Blackstone; and more!
Inflation pushes a point; oil drops as Texas bakes (and bitcoin miners bail); and more!
Twitter fight!; earnings ennui; another weight on the economy; and more!
The day the clown cried; commodities crash; making for Milan; and more!
The “jobful” recession; short sellers scale back; banks brace for deal dry-up; and more!
SEC feels EPA’s pain; the “D” is for defamation; Apple’s top insider-trading cop also its top insider-trader; and more!
A hell of a half; inflation inflates less; Spirit dithers; split on splits; and more!
Corporate cowards; last sprint for Spirit; Griffin’s guy gutted; and more!
Tell us if you’ve heard this before; Dan Och’s revenge revered; JetBlue really wants to buy Spirit; and more!
Citi’s misfire; people are pessimistic; Russia reneges; Hong Kong has problems; and more!