Opening Bell

Bankman of last resort; of crypto and cowrie shells; academics for sale; and more!

JetBlue is serious; Twitter’s board is, too; Asian SPACs few and far between; stocks set for short-lived surge; and more!

Freedom; firsts; foreboding; and more!

Well that was fun while it lasted; Elon’s meet-and-greet; Dalio down on lots of stuff; and more!

Recession talk; Fed forecasting; commodity hedge funds do well in commodities rally; and more!

Bears! Crypto crises! Seventy-five basis point surges! And more!

Inflation back on the increase; What Yellen worry?; crypto careers crater; King Larry of Lanai; and more!

Credit Suisse’s streak stays alive; Spirit taking its time; no IPOs; Odey above water; and more!

Investors boo Boris’ survival; Jamie Dimon’s economist doesn’t agree with Jamie Dimon; Larry Fink can’t go to Moscow; and more!

JetBlue and Twitter really want to deal; Ex-Bridgewater CEO pawned his dignity for nothing; standing astride history yelling “stop”; and more!

If you don’t want to go back to the office at Tesla: good news; the uselessness of bank net income (and new deposits); ex-Bridgewater CEO doesn’t sound so much like Trump now; and more!

Police sirens are a pretty good reason to quit; Forbes don’t need no stinking SPAC; Meta is now META; and more!

When Jay met Joe; Credit Suisse is hard up; Soros CIO slightly optimistic; and more!

The wages of SPAC; Icahn ground to hamburger; inflation eases; digital dollar talk; and more!

Two sides; seriously, remember when Larry Summers was a Democrat?, Nelson Peltz is hungry; and more!

Melvin as (unwanted) model; other hedge funds suck, too; a very happy birthday for Seth Klarman; and more!

Stocks sink further; SEC strikes StraightPath; S&P shuns Tesla; Shkreli set free; and more!

Jay Powell really hopes he can stop this recession; SPAC sponsors really hope they can find merger partners; David McCormick really hopes he didn’t quit Bridgewater for no reason; and more!

Jay Powell loses his confidence (but gains a second term); stocks lose everyone’s confidence; Pelham loses loads more; and more!

Vision blinded; ‘we are on the case’—the best of which is still bad; extra time to whine; and more!

Tech tanks; morose Milken; cautious Kashkari; crypto chief cuffed; Chelsea changes hands; and more!

Nice while it lasted; Elon gets investors; Cathie Wood thinks more people should be losing money with her; and more!

Have a half; turning off the oil; wounded Tiger; and more!

The Crypto Cops are coming; NFTS are cratering; Elliott is prowling; GameStop shorts are squirming; and more!

Spirit shoots down JetBlue; Jimmy and Elon, sittin’ in a tree; Airbnb tells employees they belong anywhere; and more!

Rueful Robinhood; China trouble; Cathie Wood’s latest catastrophe; and more!

GDP goes down; Barclays bond blunder bites; shot makers keep their secrets; and more!

Enjoy the next decade, Credit Suisse; Mattel on sale; guy who oversaw nickel trading disaster to continue overseeing nickel trading; and more!

UBS beats; HSBC beats (and bombs); Fidelity has new option for losing your retirement savings; and more!

So we guess this is happening; bad news for Donald Trump all around; central banks have no guts; and more!

Janet Yellen will take her time; banks bleat on about recession; ad hominem attacks breed ad hominem attacks; and more!

Half-interesting Fed minutes; Elon Musk does something else meaningless; dobriy default; and more!

Home-field advantage; insuring private equity; JetBlue wants Spirit; crypto-retirement; and more!

Of bears and bombs; Gary Gensler tries carrot and stick; Tom Brady: dealmaker; and more!