Biden backs bill; Huawei getaway; Shelton shelved; Brexit boosts Big Apple; and more!
Ackman arrives; Congresswoman finds something else Steve Mnuchin has been play-acting at; being a senator certainly doesn’t seem to keep David Perdue busy; and more!
The ECB translator; Trumpian procrastination begins to bite; Facebook-backed crypto asks, “Who’s Facebook?” and more!
Libor lives on (for a while); Glenview gains; Supremes weigh in on future Sergey Aleynikovs; and more!
Big deals; a new Chinese Exclusion Act; GM has second thoughts; the ultimate rebellion; and more!
Trump starts taking credit for Biden rally; Steve Cohen gets some Black, uh, start; bonjour a Paris, Monsiers et Madames Goldman; and more!
Ascertaining ascertainment; everyone wants to be a bank; e-mails from Uncle Jeff; and more!
Stocks like shots; Mnuchin’s mess; Ack wakes up; need some cranberries? and more!
Izzy Englander will have your money for five years or not at all; a parting gift from Jay Clayton; a subpoena for Ivanka; and more!
A SPAC-tacular scam; funding for Christmas; AQR’s crash diet; negative rates in China; and more!
Masa Son is ready; Jim Simons less so; Hintze’s helpers; Soros’ sorrows; and more!
Dark days; a photo finish for Judy Shelton; Uncle Warren’s anti-COVID serums; a not-so-irretrievably broken marriage; and more!
Spexit; marrying malls; mulling money market futures; renaming Retrophin; and more!
Don’t cross Xi Jinping; TikTok lives; Warren Buffett really bummed Bill Ackman out; the Mooch hits a grand slam; and more!
Work-from-home tax; Jaws SPAC eats seniors; better than gold; and more!
Brexit blues; Pershing Square’s pandemic; Penney’s plows on; and more!
FTC expects Zoom to be around in 20 years; investors just realized COVID is still bad; Nikola doesn’t report revenue because it doesn’t have any; and more!
Waiting on the call; Coop’s comedown; London lockdown; Ken Griffin needs a spot by the Seine; and more!
Wall Street decides it’s OK with what it said would be a nightmare; TikTok still ticking; of Ant and Alibaba; and more!
No matter what, stocks go up.
Apparently something is happening today?
Is it over yet?; Noah Syndegaard watches ‘Billions’; bitcoin’s back; Dunkin’ and Arby’s and Friendly’s and more!
Surges and slumps; Susan Collins’ reward; bring on the revolution; bring on the revolution; and more!
Economy rebounds; fear, too; Apollo, Credit Suisse fall; and more!
Stocks catch the sniffles; GE hacks its way to profit; fleeces to Flushing; and more!
Hong Kong happenings; defaults dry up; big deals; and more!
Giant Ant; sagging SAP; business backs Biden (except for p.e.); fried-chicken scent from an open fire; and more!
Staley smiles; tech trembles; Trumpian transparency; billionaires bicker; and more!
Stimulus stalls; tick tock TikTok; WhatsApp monetizes; Bill de Blasio could screw something else up; and more!
Standing pat; buyouts bloom; dashing Dimon; and more!
Doublings, deadlines, dot-coms, disbelief, distaste and more!
Ant marches on; First Citizens-CIT seal deal; Wall Street opens wallets to Biden; “why on earth would you give this guy $50 million bucks?” and more!
Deal or no deal?; no vaccine by E-Day; Citi exec for Hizzoner; its feeling uncomfortably revolutionary to Jim Chanos; and more!
The economy sucks and no one’s coming to help; Morgan Stanley doesn’t suck but Jim Gorman still doesn’t care; hedge funds suck and nobody cares; and more!
Epstein’s estate is broke; the world’s governments are on their way; Trump might be one day but it won’t be because of Russia; and more!
Fodder for China virus conspiracy theories; not-so-Perfect Home for sale; SPACs SPACs SPACs SPACs; and more!
We guess stocks really will go up no matter what; Branson’s got his hand out again; Goldman feeling blue about dollar; and more!
Economists expect recovery in time to boost Biden reelection; suspended animation stimulus talks; Shaq SPAC; and more!
Charlie’s lament; Ackman SPAC-ing; TikTok twist; we couldn’t be more proud; and more!
Bad tweets; tragic risks; barons and tycoons; hairy tax fraud; and more!
Celebrating the “less dire;” what does Epstein’s accountant know about the Dubins? and more!
Trading-floor diagnoses; CFTC less technologically incompetent these days; employee-owned investment consultant not anymore; and more!
Local germophobe contracts deadly disease; Goldman continues self-abasement; ransomware Catch-22; and more!
The excised Elect; London losses; Playboy goes public (via SPAC, obviously); when bread is not bread; and more!
JPMorgan strikes a deal; Steve Mnuchin pretends to be trying; the Mooch says the debate was embarrassing, and he would know; and more!
“Competent and completely loyal;” gilding and underwriting; TikTok takes; and more!
So did the president commit tax fraud, bank fraud or both?
September sucks; Steve Cohen won’t buy free agents like he buys art; prison bound? and more!
So much for the recovery (unless you’re a bank); the future of WeWork is not in China; Steve Cohen hires an old friend; and more!