Goldman gains; Petershill less so; irate Icahn; endowments enlarge; bank on Broadway; and more!
Jamie “whaddyagonnadoboutit” Dimon; Blackstone Blighty vaccine mandate; Kyle Bass got into bed with Steve Bannon and got burned; and more!
JPMorgan jumps; Biden bears down on bitcoin; fintech’s colorblind—bankers, not so much; Jack Ma’s not-so-triumphant return to Hong Kong; and more!
Only two in three desks now empty; China prepares to bash banks; IMF loses confidence in global growth but not in director; and more!
The second K and R step down from KKR; Izzy crypto trading?; SEC eyes EPS, Archegos; and more!
Mitch McCave-ell; don’t fret the jobs report; Fed focuses on climate risk; and more!
Deal on default; inflation spreads to Blighty; Cathie Wood moving to… St. Petersburg? And more!
Warren wails on Powell; hedge fund happenings (not in China); ex-Merrill Lynch chief dies; and more!
Default chicken; all night long; Gary Gensler wants to cut your pay; and more!
Evergrande grinds to a halt; Schrödinger’s digital media company; Jamie Dimon wants a f**cking standing O; and more!
Railroading infrastructure; Consumer Financial Protection Bureau to get back to protecting consumers; exodus from ExodusPoint; and more!
Skirting a shutdown; job market stays tight; Ozy unravels; a pretty good six months; and more!
Jamie Dimon’s disappointed; on second thought, Ozy will look into the whole ‘impersonating a YouTube exec in a fundraising call with Goldman Sachs,’ and more!
Default dance; loose lips; pedestrian Petershill; hunting Huntsman; and more!
Don’t personally guarantee business loans; don’t bribe governments officials; don’t vote for Elon Musk’s kid brother; and more!
Shutdown scare shrugged off; OppenheimerFunds InsiderTrading; mergers mocked; wine > watches > bags; and more!
Powell prepares; pharma fight; Ackman sings; Paulson’s piece; and more!
Waiting for Jay Powell; Toast pops; Jamie Dimon’s shopping spree; pre-nup-less Paulson files for divorce; and more!
The Ackmanaissance in song; Coinbase capitulates; banks battle Basel; Paul Singer makes money; and more!
B-school blues; approaching Allianz ouster; SPAC invests in investing; and more!
Money management mergers; Jay Powell mulls Fed trading fetters; Steve Cohen seeks his Deep Throat; and more!
Elect take aim at ARK; p.e. secondaries buyer seeks one of its own; Elizabeth Warren’s sending letters again; and more!
Summer slowdown; don’t ask Annie; hedge funds bank on two volatile elements; and more!
Steve Scherr’s swan song; Elliott batters Blighty; old white men back other old white man; nothing to buy but buybacks; and more!
Two certainties: taxes and business opposition to taxes; pre-IPO market forgoes one; CFTC has more letters than members; and more!
GameStop earnings (as if they matter); Elliott has more helpful advice for Citrix; Credit Suisse steps in it again; and more!
Busy bankers; Ben Mezrich churns out a GameStop book; killing newspapers apparently a good business; and more!
Fresh blood at Fido; ha’ pennies; Support squeeze; Coinbase cock-up; and more!
Inflation estimates; Fortress Europe; ETFs lose Game; Principled look says taper coming quick; and more!
No more Didis; no more Anne Finucane or Tom Montag; just a few more hedge funds without vaccine mandates; plenty more meme-fluent executives; and just generally more!
DW-Schiesse; Uncle Carl’s man at Lordstown; short-selling up; leverage down; and more!
Dr. D-Sol will see you; TPG goes IPO; SPAC lawsuits soar; and more!
Jackson Hole calling (virtually); another space SPAC; China troubles; Elon Musk thinks Elon Musk’s self-driving software sucks; and more!
“There is no going back;” dividends, Eurozone rise; the cult of Cathie; and more!
SPAC Topps’ed; Ackman goes anti-SPAC: China punts on sanctions law; Mooch isn’t worried about scare SALT attendees; and more!
Goldman goes Dutch; nothing to see here, says CME; it’s almost as if Steve Cohen hasn’t been a Mets fan his whole life; and more!
Gold-mask; Powell pooh-poohs status quo ante pandemic; PPP pilfered; and more!
Michael Burry’s latest big short; Didi casualties; tell us if you’ve heard this about GameStop before; and more!
Aramco to India; State Street quits East 51st Street; SOFR not enough; Hindenburg short-seller hotter than, well, the Hindenburg; and more!
Better late than never at Credit Suisse; make sure to blow your whistle via fax; cryptoheists are fun; and more!
Inflation inflates; Robinhood buys; Vivendi sells; Coinbase booms; and more!
Banks bet bags of money can cure burnout; Citi quits Australia; looks like Jay Powell may be looking for a job; and more!
Christmas comes early for Jefferies junior mistmakers; Berkshire booms; uncharacteristic boasting from Dan Loeb; and more!
De-fraud; cryptocompromise; alleged ethical lapses have nothing to do with company’s ethics, company says; and more!
Robinhood again; Weber not catching fire; we’ve learned nothing; no Delta doubts; and more!
Robinhood steals from the IPO participants and gives to the options traders; markets set to tank for no reason at all; Carlyle failure touts Carlyle success; and more!
KKR had a quarter; Deutsche Bank can start being a real bank again; China tears; and more!
Buy now, Afterpay later; Einhorn eyes break-even; jeans at Goldman Sachs; and more!
Robinhood REKT; Goldman gets worried; Alden does what Alden does; and more!
Meme stock minimum; Di-delisting; crunch time for Credit Suisse; Twitter, Google step back; and more!