Jay Powell loses his confidence (but gains a second term); stocks lose everyone’s confidence; Pelham loses loads more; and more!
Vision blinded; ‘we are on the case’—the best of which is still bad; extra time to whine; and more!
Tech tanks; morose Milken; cautious Kashkari; crypto chief cuffed; Chelsea changes hands; and more!
Nice while it lasted; Elon gets investors; Cathie Wood thinks more people should be losing money with her; and more!
Have a half; turning off the oil; wounded Tiger; and more!
The Crypto Cops are coming; NFTS are cratering; Elliott is prowling; GameStop shorts are squirming; and more!
Spirit shoots down JetBlue; Jimmy and Elon, sittin’ in a tree; Airbnb tells employees they belong anywhere; and more!
Rueful Robinhood; China trouble; Cathie Wood’s latest catastrophe; and more!
GDP goes down; Barclays bond blunder bites; shot makers keep their secrets; and more!
Enjoy the next decade, Credit Suisse; Mattel on sale; guy who oversaw nickel trading disaster to continue overseeing nickel trading; and more!
UBS beats; HSBC beats (and bombs); Fidelity has new option for losing your retirement savings; and more!
So we guess this is happening; bad news for Donald Trump all around; central banks have no guts; and more!
Funding secured; Evans exits; real pollution for fake money; Singapore’s not-welcome mat; and more!
It’s a half; finding neutral; hedge fund sure is glad no one uses Truth Social; and more!
Netflix nuked; Elon Musk: literary scholar; Just Eat might deliver Grubhub; David Solomon making himself the highest-paid D.J. in the land; and more!
Dek: Robinhood’s buying; Deezer’s dealmaking; consumers are charging; Better.com is booting people; and more!
BofA beat; Gensler just getting started; I-pian-O; defining default; and more!
Of Musk and meaning; Barr tapped; Griffin picks up ball and goes home; and more!
ECB stays the course; Yellen’s yellin’ at China; crypto mortgages because why not? And more!
Fed number two, take two; HSBC hiring; Peloton putsch; cackling at Cathie Wood; and more!
Is inflation gassed? Will the Fed go three-quarters? What’s the point of crypto? Is Boris Johnson capable of feeling shame? (No.) And more!
Good earnings season tidings; Epic valuation; the default that wasn’t; ex-Bridgewater CEO debased himself for nothing; and more!
Janet Yellen will take her time; banks bleat on about recession; ad hominem attacks breed ad hominem attacks; and more!
Half-interesting Fed minutes; Elon Musk does something else meaningless; dobriy default; and more!
Home-field advantage; insuring private equity; JetBlue wants Spirit; crypto-retirement; and more!
Of bears and bombs; Gary Gensler tries carrot and stick; Tom Brady: dealmaker; and more!
Roller-coaster rides on the yield curve, GameStop shares, S&P500, Greenlight; and more!
Nielsen p.e. buyout gets high ratings; State Street driven out of Hong Kong; Robinhood never sleeps; and more!
Bank regulator brings out the big guns; Tesla tries another split; Biden budget blocks buybacks, batters billionaires; and more!
Bonds battered; in Putin’s Russia, you don’t quit job: job quits you; frolfing as metaphor; who wants to sun themselves on Pedo Island? and more!
Back in the summer of ’69; begging banks; criminal-in-chief; crypto catastrophe; and more!
“I am as negative as you can hear”; “a global economic downturn seems unavoidable”; “we are already in a vicious cycle;” and more uplifting sentiment!
Powell halfway to a half point; the cyber front; Evergrande not getting better; Bit-water; and more!
Climate calumny; Buffett buys; trading on a truce; and more!
Russia pays some bills; SPAC sputters in Hong Kong debut; GameStop drops; and more!
Have a quarter; hedge fund rollercoaster; Buffett buys; Barstool bother; and more!
Passivity beats activity again; Dimon deals for more fintech; Ken Griffin eyes a kick-around; and more!
A taste of normalcy; how Ken Griffin spends his day; nickel to be allowed to rise, fall by a nickel; and more!
In Putin’s Russia, business leaves you; of nickel and dimes; Warren Buffett really likes oil company; and more!
Chinese companies on the chopping block; recession risk rises; crypto-401(k)s checked; Elon Musk is homeless; and more!
Putin can’t pay; workers feeling it; Aravt departs; and more!
Behind closed doors in Tarrytown; $240 oil; “tech wreck;” see cyber attacks, say something; and more!
Financial snooping conservatives won’t whine about; fee fun; gender imbalance; and more!
Hang-dog Hang Seng; Icahn quits Occidental; GameStop savior blasts Bed Bath; bleak Britain; and more!
Jobs jobs jobs; Amazon turns the screws; Grab drops; Fama fatalism; and more!
London culling; crypto Ken; endangered Tiger; and more!
It’s a quarter; more inflation inflation; Citi unsurprisingly disappoints; Light Sky darkens; and more!
A new domino theory; Marching back to the office; Serena’s v.c. fund a slam; and more!
Warren Buffett is America; Jane Fraser is crying for credibility; Zendesk kills SurveyMonkey (deal); and more!
War and memes; blank-check bullishness burns; bit-happenings; and more!