Opening Bell

Credit Suisse has a strange approach to risk; GameStop rocketing again; Jamie Dimon wants to help you pay for your takeout; and more!

Pandemic punching bags bounce back; investors pour into space ETF without space stocks; Jay Powell might want to start looking for a new job; and more!

Threats, bits, bets, bromances, billions and more!

Masa buys; GameStop sells; journalism saved?; chocolonely; and more!

Coinbase to list; Hertz worth more than Hertz thinks; an immaterial currency en route to an unreachable planet; and more things that only sound like April Fools jokes!

SPAC-up; lamentable listings; Trump cards; and more!

Because it’s hard to forge customer signatures at home, and more!

Deliveroo disappoints; broadsheet battle; Millennium maths up; and more!

Suez ship slips free; Deliveroo just slips; Jay Clayton keeps busy; Leon Black less so; and more!

Bring on the bank buybacks; Buffett’s backup bid; Larry Summers should shut up; and more!

Powell vs. debt hawks; Yellen vs. Warren; Chinese ADRs vs. “a perfect storm”; and more!

Paving the way to a post-pandemic boom; Elliott wins again; Goldman loses some more; and more!

Deliveroo and WeWork, too; phoniest city in America targets phoniest industry in America; what law hasn’t Wirecard allegedly broken; and more!

D-Sol’s sweatshop; two mergers (only one involving a SPAC, amazingly); capital requirements and tax fraud; and more!

“I don’t think companies are supposed to be speculating with their cash balances”; fraud, fraud everywhere; p.e. movers; and more!

Au revoir, HSBC; five-day Dow records; who is Robinhood stealing from? and more!

Jamie’s kids are coming back; Morgan Stanley will let you invest in bitcoins (if it trusts you); Ray Dalio has a new mistake to love; and more!

GameSlide; ARK captain urges ignoring iceberg; excess greed in the bitcoin “system;” why must I see Elon Musk’s name in a headline every day; and more!

Company that doesn’t need money raises it anyway; Goldman and the grid; “the court is somewhat skeptical that weighty national security interests are actually implicated here;” and more!

Joe Biden does his best Bill Pullman; Grab-ing the biggest SPAC deal; Larry Culp’s “sacrifice;” CDS ETF; and more!

Shots in the arm; Roblox rockets; bitcoin off-balance; 90-year-old man worth $100 billion; and more!

Jamie Dimon punks Leon Black; GE sells something to get rid of something else; more corrupt Congressional stock trading; and more!

GameStop, victims bounce back; SoFi buys a charter; SPAC daddies; private equity hiring (lobbyists); and more!

Deliveroo and IonQ; Japan to the rescue; “a levered casino;” and more!

Jay Powell doesn’t care about your stocks; Reddit ready to become Reddit meme stock; a vacation to make future vacations possible; and more!

H to the boardroom; Hippo-sized SPAC deal; private equity feats on COVID casualties; Musk Mars rocket goes boom; and more!

May is herd immunity month; Tanden tanks; “Oh, my God, more regulation;” like Jeff Epstein, Apollo is ready to pounce; and more!

Greensill groans; Instacart’s glee; “short term liquidity solution” for unhappy Ants; Gensler gets job interview; and more!

WalMarcus; Warren wealth tax; CNOOK snookered; Loeffler out (again); and more!

GameStop gun-shy; the only IPOs are the ones people don’t want; dump bonds, buy bitcoin; and more!

Clock stops on TikTok deal; GameStop squeeze ease; SARs spike; NYSE threats; and more!

Degenerates don’t dissuade; Masa Son still Masa Son-ing; Rebekah Mercer not as nice as she initially seems; and more!

DoorDash delivers for Masa Son; Giuliani associate gets jacked; Reddit backs WallStreetBets; you guys know Robinhood was named for something, right? and more!

Relief filibuster catches COVID; Giuliani’s guys catch SEC attention; Clover Health, too; A-Rod’s grand SPAC; and more!