DJ D-Sol is spinning some sad tunes up on 12 if you’d like to commiserate.
But really, who at the bank hasn’t been indicted in Malaysia at this point?
What's the German compound word for "Get off my lawn!"?
It’s gonna take a lot of suitcases filled with soiled underwear to stand in for $2 billion.
Guess who's walking away clean on the whole 1MDB thing though...
Believe it or not, that’s the best-case scenario for the bank.
On the subject of 1MDB scandal, DJ D-Sol wants everyone to rest easy next week.
$6.5 billion in bond deals? Sure. This cockamamie story about how you didn’t know people were stealing almost half of it? No.
DJ Daddy D-Sol is handling it.
Some people from Citi and JPMorgan Chase just cut the line.