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Quickly enough to need to restate those earnings.

Wait for a politically convenient moment, pay less.

Forty-six exceedingly rich New Yorkers aren’t going to let some pauper literally lord it over them for just $18.5 million.

Also, isn’t a $2 billion fine for ripping a country off of $6.5 billion sort of excessive, when you think about it, Attorney General Barr?

Jho Low’s Mandarin Oriental aerie is no longer in the hands of the federal Marshals.

All it took to earn the former 1MDB CEO’s confidence was some lavish praise for his nasi goring.

You guys, we need this.

DJ D-Sol is spinning some sad tunes up on 12 if you’d like to commiserate.

It's not picky!

Because the former Goldman Sachs scam artist is not going to be investment banking anymore.

But really, who at the bank hasn’t been indicted in Malaysia at this point?

What's the German compound word for "Get off my lawn!"?

It’s gonna take a lot of suitcases filled with soiled underwear to stand in for $2 billion.

Guess who's walking away clean on the whole 1MDB thing though...

Believe it or not, that’s the best-case scenario for the bank.

On the subject of 1MDB scandal, DJ D-Sol wants everyone to rest easy next week.