David Einhorn’s symptoms have been downgraded to mild.
D-Hornz -who is shorting Tesla- is demanding Elon Musk resign from Tesla, which we're pretty sure is cheating.
Greenlight Capital telling investors that Tesla is at least on the verge of being on the verge of dying, and D-Hornz is showing signs of late-stage Ackmania.
D-Hornz is becoming the William Faulkner of hedge fund investor letters.
It seems like everyone's infected with Ackmania except one guy.
The Cigna-Express Scripts deal is turning Uncle Carl into his worst enemy.
Poor D-Hornz is showing signs of early-stage "Ackmania."