Elon Musk's notional car company is losing money and executives, but his key Wall Street apostle remains unfazed.
This is a wonderful moment of liturgical testing in the Muskian religion.
Morgan Stanley's Adam Jonas is the Judas Iscariot of Muskism.
Former apostle Adam Jonas has downgraded Tesla four times, and the rooster has not yet crowed.
Heath Terry is the Adam Jonas of internet analysts.
Morgan Stanley's Adam Jonas is Elon's newest apostate.
Nothing can make our favorite Elon stan doubt his beliefs.
Because Elon Musk is too pure for this world.
Adam Jonas is an Elon Musk stan for real tho.
Adam Jonas just wants things with Elon Musk to feel like they used to.