Elon Musk Pretty Certain That He Can Either Make Cars Or Make Money
This is a wonderful moment of liturgical testing in the Muskian religion.
Investment Bank That Handled Uber IPO Thinks Tesla Is Probably Screwed
Morgan Stanley's Adam Jonas is the Judas Iscariot of Muskism.
With His Martyrdom Approaching, Elon Musk Has Found His Saint Peter
Former apostle Adam Jonas has downgraded Tesla four times, and the rooster has not yet crowed.
Thirsty Goldman Sachs Analyst Tries To Netflix N Chill, Has No Chill
Heath Terry is the Adam Jonas of internet analysts.
Elon Musk's Thirstiest Stan Tearfully Pulls Tesla Poster Off His Office Wall
Morgan Stanley's Adam Jonas is Elon's newest apostate.
In Tesla's Dark Moment, Adam Jonas Shockingly Sees Only Light
Nothing can make our favorite Elon stan doubt his beliefs.
Morgan Stanley's Tesla Whisperer Has Placed His Dying Hopes Aboard A SpaceX Rocket
Because Elon Musk is too pure for this world.
Morgan Stanley Analyst Pretty Sure That People Will Just Refer To Cars As "Teslas" By 2040
Adam Jonas is an Elon Musk stan for real tho.
Morgan Stanley Analyst So Disappointed That Elon Musk Is Such A Total Wuss All Of A Sudden
Adam Jonas just wants things with Elon Musk to feel like they used to.