SoftBank And WeWork Have Some Kinky Thing Going And It's Weird To Watch
Get a room, you guys...WeKnow a place that charges by the month.
Adam Neumann
IPO Literally Built On Smiles Tanks On Listing, WeWork IPO Somehow Still Apparently Happening
SmileDirect is not finding much love today.
Never One To Fall Victim To Logic, WeWork Forging Ahead Towards An IPO
WeWork's drunkest friend begs WeWork to sober up, WeWork says "Nah, I'm good."
WeWork Asks Wall Street To Value It At More Than $20 Billion Or GTFO
This is escalating quickly.
WeWork Now Offering IPO Investors A 50% Discount On Pretending That WeWork Is A Real Company
Adam Neumann is experimenting with quasi-realistic thinking.
WeWork Officially Files To Be The Last IPO
This S-1 filing is a word quilt made up of every bad idea from every IPO of the past five years.
JPMorgan Has Put In The Hours Needed To Get Hammered On The WeWork IPO
Jamie Dimon seduced Adam Neumann in what we assume was a "Dangerous Liaisons" wager scenario with Lloyd Blankfein.
WeWork CEO Has Already Done His Own Private IPO
Adam Neumann just got too excited to wait, you guys, but he only cashed out like $700M.
As A Public Company, WeWork Almost Promises To Be More Careful About Who Gives It Money Than It Was As A Private Company
Adam Neumann wants you to know that he understands how it looks to take money from The Saudis and will maybe stop now that you're watching.
WeWork Seems Intent On Proving That It's Not, Like, A Real Company
The more these people talk, the more we want them to please stop talking.