Layoffs Watch ’19: WeWork
Good news: The company can still pay 80% of you (and also Adam Neumann) (for now).
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Guy Who Founded Uber Realizes He Owns Way Too Much Uber Stock
Travis Kalanick wasted no time getting about $500 million lighter on his UBER shares.
Man Who Drank Tequila And Smoked Pot Barefoot On Company Jet Allegedly Thought Maternity Leave Was Paid Vacation
The Adam Neumann platinum parachute lawsuits are coming in hot, and the first one is a doozy.
WeWork Is The Kind Of Investment That Would Have Appealed To 2016 Bill Ackman, Says 2019 Bill Ackman
In fact, Mr. Neri Oxman thinks the whole thing is worth roughly $0.
The Fall Of WeWork Has Destroyed The Last Pure Thing In Global Finance: Masayoshi Son's Profligate Whimsy
Seeing a hypothetical $40 billion go up in allegorical smoke is having an impact on the greatest living performance artist in finance.
After WeWork's Epic Buttfumble, SEC No Longer Curious How Snap IPO Happened
Jay Clayton's people come to the conclusion that this IPO market might not be technically criminal, but it is certainly very extremely dumb.
Softbank Paying Adam Neumann $1.7 Billion To Just Please Stop Elevating The World's Consciousness
Masa Son remains clearly determined to make Neumann look like a transformative business genius.
Masayoshi Son Ready To Bring His Total Investment In WeWork To $15 Billion...At An $8 Billion Valuation, Because YOLO
SoftBank is ready to fix WeWork because co-dependent relationships are toxic.
Frankenstein Reportedly Nearing Deal To Rescue His Monster At A Sub-$8 Billion Valuation
SoftBank is ready to admit that it needs WeWork to survive.
WeWork Asking Jamie Dimon "Why Stop Now, Baby?"
What's left of We is hoping JPM will pony up $2 billion to keep the kombucha taps running, but that would almost certainly come with Dimon-strenght strings attached.
WeWork About To Get Hammered For Finally Acting Like An Adult
Officially pulling the IPO is going to hurt, but it's time for pain at We.
WeWork Calms Investors By Pointing Out That One Of Its New CEOs Knows All About Success From That Time He Worked At AOL
Maybe We should highlight Artie Minson's other gigs?
WeWork CEO Decides He's Not Working Anymore
Adam Neumann to spend more time with family...getting them to fund his superfood juicing platform.
Adam Neumann's Active Fantasy Life Includes An Intimate Future Relationship With Jamie Dimon
Hard to see how Jamie is going to be Neumann's personal banker from THE OVAL OFFICE.
Adam Neumann Is Going To Need A New Workspace
Masa Son controls the WeWork board, and the guy who founded the company is about to see what that means.
WeWork Takes A More Holistic And Forward-Thinking View Of Its Consciousness Regarding The IPO Process
Translation: Masa Son pulled the plug on this thing last night because of course he did.
SoftBank And WeWork Have Some Kinky Thing Going And It's Weird To Watch
Get a room, you guys...WeKnow a place that charges by the month.
IPO Literally Built On Smiles Tanks On Listing, WeWork IPO Somehow Still Apparently Happening
SmileDirect is not finding much love today.
Never One To Fall Victim To Logic, WeWork Forging Ahead Towards An IPO
WeWork's drunkest friend begs WeWork to sober up, WeWork says "Nah, I'm good."
WeWork Asks Wall Street To Value It At More Than $20 Billion Or GTFO
This is escalating quickly.
WeWork Now Offering IPO Investors A 50% Discount On Pretending That WeWork Is A Real Company
Adam Neumann is experimenting with quasi-realistic thinking.
WeWork Officially Files To Be The Last IPO
This S-1 filing is a word quilt made up of every bad idea from every IPO of the past five years.
JPMorgan Has Put In The Hours Needed To Get Hammered On The WeWork IPO
Jamie Dimon seduced Adam Neumann in what we assume was a "Dangerous Liaisons" wager scenario with Lloyd Blankfein.
WeWork CEO Has Already Done His Own Private IPO
Adam Neumann just got too excited to wait, you guys, but he only cashed out like $700M.